Festive Squirrel
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Festive Squirrel
@chaossquirrel.bsky.social
She/her
He did nothing wrong
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just the person whose opinions on feminism I want to hear
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I wasn’t sure exactly what I’d find when I opened it, but it was perfect
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
We have tickets for next year in Columbus and we’re so excited!
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This must be why he thinks people raised in the 2010s had parents who could “support their families” by painting houses
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Don’t tell the tvtoohigh subreddit about this
December 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The fact that they decided not a single one of these weird, boring guests was worth featuring lmao. Also the columns don’t seem to be lined up quite evenly but also don’t seem intentionally set off
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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If my loved one turned me into AI after my death, I would crawl out of a well and haunt them until they go insane
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’ve been doing it on toast with hummus!
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a “millennials are killing the [x] industry” piece, but this really hits the spot
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m 30 and scared now
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It makes me feel like I’m losing all sense of time, Moana literally came out less than a decade ago
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Person: this man is always big mad and doesn’t seem to enjoy anything. This man: [rages for ten hours instead of logging off or even posting anything he enjoys]
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It was like 79-21 also! Fun fact: the last Republican who made it into our general election for mayor was in 2009, and only lost by 8 points. We’ve gotten significantly bluer since then, but also we just hate Vance & Bowman that much lmao
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM