Cardboard Adventurer
@chaoslabyrinth.bsky.social
Historical fencing enthusiast.
Pinned
Painted and tournament ready. Sadly, only the rapier will see use. #HEMA
She 22 skidooed after getting razzledazzled by that skibidi Ohio rizz.
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
She 22 skidooed after getting razzledazzled by that skibidi Ohio rizz.
I am an older millennial. I possess the life skills that those in older and newer generations lack. I can balance a checkbook, address an envelope, fill out money orders and personal checks, navigate the interwebs, and forward emails using various devices. I am a god.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I am an older millennial. I possess the life skills that those in older and newer generations lack. I can balance a checkbook, address an envelope, fill out money orders and personal checks, navigate the interwebs, and forward emails using various devices. I am a god.
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Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
Please, if you have a senior in your life, consider treating their cellphone as you would their car. If they need help doing simple things on it, such as forwarding an email, it's time to revoke their privileges.
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Please, if you have a senior in your life, consider treating their cellphone as you would their car. If they need help doing simple things on it, such as forwarding an email, it's time to revoke their privileges.
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Look at that craftsmanship: the Euclidean geometry of it, the subtle imperfections in icing. All haloed by years of compounding jpeg comprehension artifacts. Someone made this with their hands and others shared it and reshared it, for years. AI could never
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Look at that craftsmanship: the Euclidean geometry of it, the subtle imperfections in icing. All haloed by years of compounding jpeg comprehension artifacts. Someone made this with their hands and others shared it and reshared it, for years. AI could never
Fudge it. Let's start a war on Christmas. Please, everyone, play your favorite Halloween playlists in public spaces until New Years Day. And next year, start playing them on starting August 1st. Please urge your favorite bands to produce new spooky music for the season. #Christmas #Halloween
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fudge it. Let's start a war on Christmas. Please, everyone, play your favorite Halloween playlists in public spaces until New Years Day. And next year, start playing them on starting August 1st. Please urge your favorite bands to produce new spooky music for the season. #Christmas #Halloween
My genome has been cracked and analyzed, and while I have my doubts, the egg heads in lab coats insist that I'm not a family of raccoons in a trench coat.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My genome has been cracked and analyzed, and while I have my doubts, the egg heads in lab coats insist that I'm not a family of raccoons in a trench coat.
My favorite Christmas song is You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.
I don't actually hate Christmas music. It's just that many christmas songs grate on my nerves, or are objectively horrible, or are overdone and terrible covers of classics.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My favorite Christmas song is You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.
I don't actually hate Christmas music. It's just that many christmas songs grate on my nerves, or are objectively horrible, or are overdone and terrible covers of classics.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I don't actually hate Christmas music. It's just that many christmas songs grate on my nerves, or are objectively horrible, or are overdone and terrible covers of classics.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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A Wonderlic prescreening assessment instead of just setting up a job interview? Eat shit. I hope your expensive property lot and show room becomes an emergency landing pad for our space overlords.
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A Wonderlic prescreening assessment instead of just setting up a job interview? Eat shit. I hope your expensive property lot and show room becomes an emergency landing pad for our space overlords.
I bet I could do a far worse job than Musk. They should award that trillian to me instead.
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I bet I could do a far worse job than Musk. They should award that trillian to me instead.
Parallel parking Boeings B-3 Bomber prototype in front of my house is a breeze with autopilot.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Parallel parking Boeings B-3 Bomber prototype in front of my house is a breeze with autopilot.
Maybe there should have been a war on Christmas to keep it in its place. #Christmasmusic
That the country hasn't burned already ages ago the moment radios and stores began playing Christmas music the day after Halloween is a testament to our societys acceptance of capitalism and rampant consumerism, and I hold at least half of you personally responsible.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Maybe there should have been a war on Christmas to keep it in its place. #Christmasmusic
That the country hasn't burned already ages ago the moment radios and stores began playing Christmas music the day after Halloween is a testament to our societys acceptance of capitalism and rampant consumerism, and I hold at least half of you personally responsible.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That the country hasn't burned already ages ago the moment radios and stores began playing Christmas music the day after Halloween is a testament to our societys acceptance of capitalism and rampant consumerism, and I hold at least half of you personally responsible.
Image if Jeeves won the search engine war. Our androids would be powered by a know-it-all butler.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Image if Jeeves won the search engine war. Our androids would be powered by a know-it-all butler.
The Cadbury Bunny commercial was my favorite part of Easter.
Oh, oh. Easter is anti-monopoly. Thanks to Cadbury, we've got at least one rabbit moving in on that egg laying market. Christmas is anti-evergreen. I don't think I need to explain that. Fuck, forests, I guess? Valentines Day is anti-celibate. In your face, incels and vow-takers.
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The Cadbury Bunny commercial was my favorite part of Easter.
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My public school teachers showed this movie to us in class, for educational purposes. (The lesson was that the US was a nation of immigrants and that's what made us great.)
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My public school teachers showed this movie to us in class, for educational purposes. (The lesson was that the US was a nation of immigrants and that's what made us great.)
Mu coworker is clearly a psychopath, choosing a radio station that's playing Christmas music. I don't know what the town ordinance is, but this is clearly aggravated sound pollution.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Mu coworker is clearly a psychopath, choosing a radio station that's playing Christmas music. I don't know what the town ordinance is, but this is clearly aggravated sound pollution.
Good morning, rooster.
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Good morning, rooster.
My political strategy is to simply rename myself "No Confidence," and run for office without telling anyone.
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My political strategy is to simply rename myself "No Confidence," and run for office without telling anyone.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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The referenced book was another thing that incensed Dick Cheney. In 1981, his wife Lynne wrote the novel "Sisters." Its lesbian themes proved problematic for Lynne "Family Values" Cheney. Fortunately for her, it was out of print. But our editor found a copy and we published steamy excerpts.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The referenced book was another thing that incensed Dick Cheney. In 1981, his wife Lynne wrote the novel "Sisters." Its lesbian themes proved problematic for Lynne "Family Values" Cheney. Fortunately for her, it was out of print. But our editor found a copy and we published steamy excerpts.