Cardboard Adventurer
@chaoslabyrinth.bsky.social
Historical fencing enthusiast.
Pinned
Painted and tournament ready. Sadly, only the rapier will see use. #HEMA
Earning back my life savings one game of marbles at a time.
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Earning back my life savings one game of marbles at a time.
Getting reverse-heisted by the bank teller.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Getting reverse-heisted by the bank teller.
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I say we start referring to them as Molotov Mommies.
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I say we start referring to them as Molotov Mommies.
Sordid Questions Hotline, what is your query?
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Sordid Questions Hotline, what is your query?
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They didn’t have to give Lex big pouty lips and flirty eyebrows, but they did so that in scenes like this it looks like he’s daring Superman to kiss him.
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
They didn’t have to give Lex big pouty lips and flirty eyebrows, but they did so that in scenes like this it looks like he’s daring Superman to kiss him.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Artists coincidental depiction of the Third Seal of Odious Doom being broken. Nails on point.
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Artists coincidental depiction of the Third Seal of Odious Doom being broken. Nails on point.
Beware the Coven of The Forgotten Daughters of Canoga Falls.
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Beware the Coven of The Forgotten Daughters of Canoga Falls.
Everyones nails have been on point lately, and I mean eveyone. Even old ladies are coming into my store with high gloss sparkly stilettos, french tips with art on the odd finger. All sorts. It has been weeks since I have seen an unpainted toenail of the finger....🧵
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Everyones nails have been on point lately, and I mean eveyone. Even old ladies are coming into my store with high gloss sparkly stilettos, french tips with art on the odd finger. All sorts. It has been weeks since I have seen an unpainted toenail of the finger....🧵
Climate refugees will be plague bearers. Praise Grandpa Nurgle!
Measles is spreading across Florida. The state's updates lag more than a week. 🦠
Measles is spreading across Florida. The state's updates lag more than a week
Measles is highly contagious, and immunization rates in some counties are below the 95% recommended for herd immunity.
www.wusf.org
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Climate refugees will be plague bearers. Praise Grandpa Nurgle!
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So, you can kind of see where Herbie from The Love Bug (1968) and Christine from the film Christine (1983), is a transfem allegory with sentient cars-
Everyone at my Super Bowl party:😐
Everyone at my Super Bowl party:😐
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
So, you can kind of see where Herbie from The Love Bug (1968) and Christine from the film Christine (1983), is a transfem allegory with sentient cars-
Everyone at my Super Bowl party:😐
Everyone at my Super Bowl party:😐
Join us again next week as we continue The Adventures of Captain Peepee Pants and Two-Way Digestive System Lad!
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Join us again next week as we continue The Adventures of Captain Peepee Pants and Two-Way Digestive System Lad!
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Milan is where Italians pelted Mussolini’s corpse with vegetables before stringing it up upside down in a square.
a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star
ALT: a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Milan is where Italians pelted Mussolini’s corpse with vegetables before stringing it up upside down in a square.
Let's do it muppet style.
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Let's do it muppet style.
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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Now, I'm just a simple country lawyer from the court of Ashurbanipal. But is it not written clearly on the stele of Hammurabi, the shepherd, selected by the god Enlil, that a man shall not be liable for a debt should the storm god Adad flood his fields?
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Now, I'm just a simple country lawyer from the court of Ashurbanipal. But is it not written clearly on the stele of Hammurabi, the shepherd, selected by the god Enlil, that a man shall not be liable for a debt should the storm god Adad flood his fields?
Amazon sells everything from A to Z, including your rights to privacy.
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Amazon sells everything from A to Z, including your rights to privacy.
"Where's Waldo! Where is he?!" -Batman
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"Where's Waldo! Where is he?!" -Batman
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
To change who you are
You must be a good sport
Get under the moon
And cavort with a wart
You must be a good sport
Get under the moon
And cavort with a wart
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
To change who you are
You must be a good sport
Get under the moon
And cavort with a wart
You must be a good sport
Get under the moon
And cavort with a wart
I can only do Kermit.
My worst Vito Corleone impression is also my best Kermit.
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I can only do Kermit.
My worst Vito Corleone impression is also my best Kermit.
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
My worst Vito Corleone impression is also my best Kermit.
If you've got neglected chumabas, I've got *the* wamba service for you!
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
If you've got neglected chumabas, I've got *the* wamba service for you!
It's totally rad to poo your pants. All the cool kids are doing it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It's totally rad to poo your pants. All the cool kids are doing it.