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chaoslabyrinth.bsky.social
Cardboard Adventurer
@chaoslabyrinth.bsky.social
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Historical fencing enthusiast.
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," " Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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An after tournament glamour shot.
A battered paint job on a rapier hilt.
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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A battered paint job on a rapier hilt.
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Behold! My Terrifying Rapier!
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Painted and tournament ready. Sadly, only the rapier will see use. #HEMA
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Just these.
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Yup. Totally ruined the paint during first practice. #HEMA
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Behold! My buckler has been spray painted! Perhaps I should have used a darker blue, because it kind of looks like a toy now. I'll fill in the chipped areas with something else as they happen. #HEMA
A buckler with a leather cover around its boss, which has had its steel parts spray painted blue.
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Close enough?
September 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Fruit Ninja: HEMA Edition.
#HEMA
A dried out orange with a drawn face on it, suspended from the ceiling by an ethernet cable, being bonked by a rapier.
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Todays training partner. Wish it luck.
A dried out orange with a face drawn on it, sitting atop an empty Monster can.
September 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Dispicabletarians leaving their propaganda around campus.
A small pamplet with a skull on it with text that reads, "5 minutes from now." Hand written in the margin are the words, "please take."
August 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Predictably, the nail polish doesn't hold up even the slightest, but I don't want to spend time derusting these.
August 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Painted my Visby gauntlets using my coworkers nail polish. #HEMA #Sinfulcolors
Gauntlets with the steel bits painted. Red on the right hand, blue on the left.
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Bostonians suck.
This LED sign, depicts a Mooninite giving the viewer the middle finger. The date of January 31st, 2007 is shown above, and the words "Never Forget" below.
July 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Comic out of context. Bane teaching a lesson to a room full of children. We need a Bane right now.
Bane, seen here in a comic panel, holding an open book while giving a lesson to a room full of orphans.
July 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Exhibit 'A'.
Brendan Fraser as Tarzan, wearing an animal skin loincloth.
June 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Here's a safety label to remind people that pajamas for children are not flame resistant. Only adult pajamas are flame resistant!
A package of childrens clothing, with a safety reminder label that reads, "For child's safety, garment should fit snuggly. This garment is not flame resistant. Loose-fitting garment is more likely to catch fire."
June 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I'm sure the United States Space Force is almost as good as Space Marines.
March 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM