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@certainlynot.bsky.social
eDiscovery lawyer, weird book fangirl, mom, furious lib. I contain multitudes. If you know me irl, no you don't.
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
@magaziner.house.gov gets it: Human stories of suffering and disruption are what will make this country embrace empathy as a virtue again.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@magaziner.house.gov gets it: Human stories of suffering and disruption are what will make this country embrace empathy as a virtue again.
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I know these people were mostly born without consciences but I do think if I had to be politely asked not to use the cartoon turtle for children to promote extrajudicial killings I would wonder, if only for a second, if I was a bad person.
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I know these people were mostly born without consciences but I do think if I had to be politely asked not to use the cartoon turtle for children to promote extrajudicial killings I would wonder, if only for a second, if I was a bad person.
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And God created paragraphs and said, "Truncate your passages, so as to separate different strands of thought, in this I shall be pleased"
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
And God created paragraphs and said, "Truncate your passages, so as to separate different strands of thought, in this I shall be pleased"
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Finally home after 48 days in custody.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Finally home after 48 days in custody.
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Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce — the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks — more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.
The Women Quietly Quitting Their Husbands
Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce — the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks — more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.
www.thecut.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce — the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks — more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.
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#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
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Ellis repeatedly accuses multiple CBP and ICE officials of lying (under oath) and says their "widespread misrepresentations call into question everything" they "say they are doing in their characterization of what is happening." She broadly discredits their testimony as objectively false.
U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis just handed down the written opinion version of her preliminary injunction order, regarding use of force by federal agents in Chicago.
It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.
It's 233 pages.
Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.
It's 233 pages.
Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ellis repeatedly accuses multiple CBP and ICE officials of lying (under oath) and says their "widespread misrepresentations call into question everything" they "say they are doing in their characterization of what is happening." She broadly discredits their testimony as objectively false.
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My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
But worry not, he has a footnote explaining why his fixation on Soros "is not political."
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
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Just to prove you are worth an 8p stamp.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Just to prove you are worth an 8p stamp.
"The fact that Trump and Bondi botched the appointment of Halligan is a helpful additional point of attack for Comey and James, but it should never have come to this. It’s almost a lucky break, where the incompetence overwhelmed the corruption."
Pam Bondi Takes a Beating in Court Over Lindsey Halligan’s Dubious Appointment
I was in federal court this morning in Alexandria, Virginia, for a...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"The fact that Trump and Bondi botched the appointment of Halligan is a helpful additional point of attack for Comey and James, but it should never have come to this. It’s almost a lucky break, where the incompetence overwhelmed the corruption."
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
@pressley.house.gov for anything she damn well wants.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@pressley.house.gov for anything she damn well wants.
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I really think this is it. Selling out the country for one Thanksgiving.
Lots going on but from outside it seems that at least part of the calculus was that flight disruption for middle class and up travelers matters more than life disruption for untold numbers who’ll be deprived of health care.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I really think this is it. Selling out the country for one Thanksgiving.
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A lot of people have suffered, but at least it was for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A lot of people have suffered, but at least it was for nothing.
WE WERE WINNING! Don't tell me less than 24 hours after your caucus engineered a massive, election-insulated betrayal that it's time to re-focus on beating the Big Bad Sleepy Guy, whom YOUR COLLEAGUES just saved from being The Man Who Ruined Thanksgiving 2025.
No one’s feelings are wrong. That’s not my point. We’re in a real battle, against a corrupt and malevolent foe, with huge stakes. We must win.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
WE WERE WINNING! Don't tell me less than 24 hours after your caucus engineered a massive, election-insulated betrayal that it's time to re-focus on beating the Big Bad Sleepy Guy, whom YOUR COLLEAGUES just saved from being The Man Who Ruined Thanksgiving 2025.
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Resign.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Resign.
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remember that old episode of Twilight Zone where the couple are told that if they press this button they'll get $200k but a stranger will die?
well the senate democratic caucus is mashing that button over & over just to avoid the possibility that their holiday season flights might get delayed
well the senate democratic caucus is mashing that button over & over just to avoid the possibility that their holiday season flights might get delayed
Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
remember that old episode of Twilight Zone where the couple are told that if they press this button they'll get $200k but a stranger will die?
well the senate democratic caucus is mashing that button over & over just to avoid the possibility that their holiday season flights might get delayed
well the senate democratic caucus is mashing that button over & over just to avoid the possibility that their holiday season flights might get delayed
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Caving now will teach Trump and Republicans that they can win any fight simply by threatening to cause terrible harm to regular people. no possible way that could have future adverse consequences
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Caving now will teach Trump and Republicans that they can win any fight simply by threatening to cause terrible harm to regular people. no possible way that could have future adverse consequences
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It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?
New Hampshire and Maine, call your idiot senators!!!! This is a terrible deal. Get an extension or stay strong.
"More than enough" Senate Democratic Caucus members to pass shutdown deal led by Shaheen, King and Hassan, source familiar with deal says
- CR through Jan. 30
- ACA bill vote on bill of Dems' choosing in December
- Minibus has RIF reversals and "protections" against them in future
- CR through Jan. 30
- ACA bill vote on bill of Dems' choosing in December
- Minibus has RIF reversals and "protections" against them in future
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
New Hampshire and Maine, call your idiot senators!!!! This is a terrible deal. Get an extension or stay strong.
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"More than enough" Senate Democratic Caucus members to pass shutdown deal led by Shaheen, King and Hassan, source familiar with deal says
- CR through Jan. 30
- ACA bill vote on bill of Dems' choosing in December
- Minibus has RIF reversals and "protections" against them in future
- CR through Jan. 30
- ACA bill vote on bill of Dems' choosing in December
- Minibus has RIF reversals and "protections" against them in future
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"More than enough" Senate Democratic Caucus members to pass shutdown deal led by Shaheen, King and Hassan, source familiar with deal says
- CR through Jan. 30
- ACA bill vote on bill of Dems' choosing in December
- Minibus has RIF reversals and "protections" against them in future
- CR through Jan. 30
- ACA bill vote on bill of Dems' choosing in December
- Minibus has RIF reversals and "protections" against them in future
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