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Steve
@cerazed.bsky.social
Slowly posting myself insane.

Expect football, F1, politics, and inane views on life.
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oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Don't mind me I'm just having an existential crisis over the fact that Super Mario Bros 3 is THIRTY TWO years old
In Paper Mario: The Origami King, Koopa Troopas are explicitly religious, which is very rare for the Mario franchise. This might be a reference to an idea first proposed by Super Mario Bros. 3 32 years prior, whereby a Koopa Troopa was shown praying in the game's ending.
December 1, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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Doing a training for my new job and being on the internet has ruined my brain
October 11, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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Is it the horrors? I bet it’s the horrors
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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i thought that was the point
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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fulfil the prophecy......
June 23, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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ghoul: did you finish that poster for the toronto property management campaign?
wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked.
ghoul: excellent work you are promoted
February 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Bluesky has opened up for all, you say?
February 6, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
November 4, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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hey babe remember our date here?

you don't?

are you feeling okay?
October 9, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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Young man-- there's no need to feel down
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
August 16, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Please admire my son for he is very cute
September 12, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Spotify needs a button for "I have come home drunk and am not ready to go to sleep" that doesn't impact your Year in Review because I have done some SERIOUS damage to my end of year credibility with my listening from last night
August 23, 2023 at 11:40 AM