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not here for a long time, just a bad time 🥊⛰️
Love me some lichen
December 2, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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Art by • Lily Seika Jones
December 2, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Imo the real version of "Nobody wants to work anymore" is nothing works anymore. If the business you're dealing with isn't outright defrauding you it's incompetent at the most basic things
October 27, 2023 at 4:33 PM
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Travis Dermott rules
October 22, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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Sadly, if Freddy Krueger were alive today he would be canceled
October 22, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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friendbook (back cover in the replies)
October 22, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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i am the only iphone user who tolerates android users in mixed group chats. i'm watching your 480p videos. i'm tolerating your "sent a 👍 emoji" messages. even though you chose a pixel or god forbid even samsung, you are still valid in my eyes
October 16, 2023 at 3:33 PM
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it would seem your sins have circled the block and knocked at your door playboy
October 10, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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After 9/11, Bush demanded Iraq surrender its weapons of mass destruction or he’d invade the country. Of course, Iraq could not surrender weapons it did not have.

Just in case this 24 hour deadline for 1 million people to evacuate a place they’re literally blockaded into feels at all familiar.
October 13, 2023 at 1:42 PM
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I think I’m finally understanding the appeal of being a so-called moderate. You get your way over and over again, are regarded as the reasonable adult in the room, and no matter how much death results from it, the media will follow your lead in blaming the left.
October 13, 2023 at 2:38 PM
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It’s so wild that the leading design principle of basically the entire internet is now about distracting people from the thing they were actually trying to do, to try and fool them into buying something or handing over their data.
October 12, 2023 at 10:33 AM
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Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
October 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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war
October 6, 2023 at 3:35 PM
The Friday boy
September 29, 2023 at 10:54 PM
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Every time I forget to like a tweet I’m replying to I take myself to my local church and go into the confessional and tell the priest. He says “what”
September 25, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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Hanging 70 points and 0-3 on Sean Payton, Russ and the Walton family is almost too much schadenfreude for me to handle
September 24, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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The Taylor Swift subreddit is going places it's never gone before
September 22, 2023 at 1:52 AM
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“mayor” is one of the funniest jobs a person can have. That is a job for a dog or a hamburger that is not a human job
September 21, 2023 at 3:01 PM
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me staring at myself in the little window for the entire zoom meeting
August 15, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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Ah...
September 11, 2023 at 4:31 PM
The mountain is still closed so we went to the canyon and played in the creek and also saw a rattlesnake 🐍
September 9, 2023 at 8:24 PM