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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.

Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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AESOP ROCK NOT GUILTY!!!
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc
February 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description
February 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence
February 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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soon enough, the mere presence of black and latino students on campus will be illegal racial discrimination against white students www.insidehighered.com/news/diversi...
Trump admin threatens to rescind federal funds over DEI
In a sweeping and unprecedented letter issued over the weekend, the Office for Civil Rights declared race-based scholarships, cultural centers and even graduation ceremonies illegal.
www.insidehighered.com
February 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Say Drake
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word
February 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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was looking for an image of a ps2 controller and found this absolute masterclass out in the wild
February 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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same methods, different era
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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oh what could the salute has possibly been
Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!"

*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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They should add raytracing to Balatro
January 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM