Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟
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Dysthymic... not very bright... neurodivergent, probably AuDHD... awkward as hell... big fan of dang-ass swears. Lifelong desert dweller (and I'm so tired of this sun 😭)
Pinned
Well, I bet you regret breaking up with me now!
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To give you a sense of how big a departure this year, the government doesn't do this for wanted criminals.
SCOOP: The Trump administration is providing the names of all travelers passing through U.S. airports to immigration officials in search of people with deportation orders, a substantial expansion of government efforts to draw on data to hunt down immigrants.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
To give you a sense of how big a departure this year, the government doesn't do this for wanted criminals.
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Israel approves 19 new West Bank settlements in major annexation push https://aje.io/7xi4oe
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Israel approves 19 new West Bank settlements in major annexation push https://aje.io/7xi4oe
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This is a massive expansion of questionable surveillance efforts by the federal government.
SCOOP: The Trump administration is providing the names of all travelers passing through U.S. airports to immigration officials in search of people with deportation orders, a substantial expansion of government efforts to draw on data to hunt down immigrants.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is a massive expansion of questionable surveillance efforts by the federal government.
This is demonstrably false. Ask any kid what "6-7" means, and they'll give a frozen look like they never thought of it, and MAYBE they'll manage to utter something about how, like, it means... well, like, it just means...
"I'm Rick James, bitch"? Oh, it was a funny sketch on a funny show.
"I'm Rick James, bitch"? Oh, it was a funny sketch on a funny show.
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is demonstrably false. Ask any kid what "6-7" means, and they'll give a frozen look like they never thought of it, and MAYBE they'll manage to utter something about how, like, it means... well, like, it just means...
"I'm Rick James, bitch"? Oh, it was a funny sketch on a funny show.
"I'm Rick James, bitch"? Oh, it was a funny sketch on a funny show.
The worst time of my year
On Friday, a Tucson neighborhood will finish the final touches on their themed yard decorations, blow up their inflatable Santas and switch their Christmas lights on promptly at 6 p.m.
news.azpm.org/p/azpmnews/2...
news.azpm.org/p/azpmnews/2...
Winterhaven Festival of Lights sets record-high donation goals
The festival hopes to raise $60,000 for the Community Food Bank of Southern Arizona.
news.azpm.org
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The worst time of my year
Ever since my wife found out I touched my mother's vagina during birth, I've had to ensure that I'm never alone with my mother so that my totally sane wife will start to trust me again.
THIS LETS ME BRING OUT THIS POST AGAIN
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ever since my wife found out I touched my mother's vagina during birth, I've had to ensure that I'm never alone with my mother so that my totally sane wife will start to trust me again.
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Applying the Billy Graham rule *to your mother* is the craziest shit I’ve heard in a minute
THIS LETS ME BRING OUT THIS POST AGAIN
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Applying the Billy Graham rule *to your mother* is the craziest shit I’ve heard in a minute
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LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
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This is beyond ludicrous.
The Department of Housing and Urban Development said Thursday that it was opening an investigation into housing policies in Boston, scrutinizing whether the city discriminated against white people.
HUD Accuses Boston of Racial Discrimination in Housing Policies
The Department of Housing and Urban Development is investigating whether the city’s focus on affordable housing for people of color violated federal law.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is beyond ludicrous.
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A sitting Republican Congressman in good standing said this, tweeted it out from his own account, and not a peep of outrage.
Imagine if he had said this about any other religious group. Why would it be tolerated? Why is this condoned?
Imagine if he had said this about any other religious group. Why would it be tolerated? Why is this condoned?
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
A sitting Republican Congressman in good standing said this, tweeted it out from his own account, and not a peep of outrage.
Imagine if he had said this about any other religious group. Why would it be tolerated? Why is this condoned?
Imagine if he had said this about any other religious group. Why would it be tolerated? Why is this condoned?
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Israel has killed 249 journalists in the last 2 years.
That's more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together.
A Vermonter, Dylan Collins, was wounded in one of these attacks, which killed another reporter. This war against journalists must be investigated & ended.
That's more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together.
A Vermonter, Dylan Collins, was wounded in one of these attacks, which killed another reporter. This war against journalists must be investigated & ended.
Israel’s war against journalists must end | Video by Dylan Collins
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Israel has killed 249 journalists in the last 2 years.
That's more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together.
A Vermonter, Dylan Collins, was wounded in one of these attacks, which killed another reporter. This war against journalists must be investigated & ended.
That's more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together.
A Vermonter, Dylan Collins, was wounded in one of these attacks, which killed another reporter. This war against journalists must be investigated & ended.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
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Elon and his crew destroyed hundreds of veteran owned businesses. Two-thirds of the contracts DOGE canceled at the VA this year were with veteran-owned businesses. Some contracts were helping the VA register cancer patients or provide health care support to vets. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
DOGE had a cutting spree. 550 vet-owned businesses felt it.
Among the contracts DOGE canceled under the Department of Veterans Affairs alone, two-thirds were with veteran-owned businesses.
www.politico.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Elon and his crew destroyed hundreds of veteran owned businesses. Two-thirds of the contracts DOGE canceled at the VA this year were with veteran-owned businesses. Some contracts were helping the VA register cancer patients or provide health care support to vets. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Rights group Amnesty says ban, which will affect around 12,000 girls, will 'add to racist climate towards Muslims'.
Austrian lawmakers pass headscarf ban for under-14s in schools
Rights group Amnesty says ban, which will affect around 12,000 girls, will 'add to racist climate towards Muslims'.
www.aljazeera.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Rights group Amnesty says ban, which will affect around 12,000 girls, will 'add to racist climate towards Muslims'.
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just going to reiterate this.
if immigrants don't have due process, no one does. you can't tell citizens from immigrants without due process. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-immigra...
if immigrants don't have due process, no one does. you can't tell citizens from immigrants without due process. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-immigra...
If Immigrants Don’t Have Due Process, No One Has Due Process
How do you prove you’re a citizen?
www.everythingishorrible.net
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
just going to reiterate this.
if immigrants don't have due process, no one does. you can't tell citizens from immigrants without due process. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-immigra...
if immigrants don't have due process, no one does. you can't tell citizens from immigrants without due process. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-immigra...
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
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“Somali-looking” man repeatedly begged ICE agents to check his digital passport ID as they tried to put him in a chokehold. They did not, and instead tackled him to the ground, and abducted him. They reportedly drove him 7 miles away before freeing him.
Video: @LongTimeHistory via X
Video: @LongTimeHistory via X
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Somali-looking” man repeatedly begged ICE agents to check his digital passport ID as they tried to put him in a chokehold. They did not, and instead tackled him to the ground, and abducted him. They reportedly drove him 7 miles away before freeing him.
Video: @LongTimeHistory via X
Video: @LongTimeHistory via X
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An insane political move. One of the recurring complaints about immigration in the U.S. is that those seeking asylum jump the line. This is line-jumping — but for rich people, not those in need.
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
An insane political move. One of the recurring complaints about immigration in the U.S. is that those seeking asylum jump the line. This is line-jumping — but for rich people, not those in need.
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Since undocumented people can’t get a mortgage, one can only presume that the Trump administration is alleging they’re buying houses in all cash deals
Which totally squares with them walking thousands of miles to get here and sneaking in-rather than just flying-and taking backbreaking, menial jobs
Which totally squares with them walking thousands of miles to get here and sneaking in-rather than just flying-and taking backbreaking, menial jobs
Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Since undocumented people can’t get a mortgage, one can only presume that the Trump administration is alleging they’re buying houses in all cash deals
Which totally squares with them walking thousands of miles to get here and sneaking in-rather than just flying-and taking backbreaking, menial jobs
Which totally squares with them walking thousands of miles to get here and sneaking in-rather than just flying-and taking backbreaking, menial jobs
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The world would be better off if the Palestinians just didn't exist, says former president of the United States
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The world would be better off if the Palestinians just didn't exist, says former president of the United States
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Gaza’s Government Media Office warns that Storm Byron, arriving today with heavy rain, floods and strong winds, can worsen the suffering of hundreds of thousands of displaced Palestinian families living in fragile tents across the war-torn enclave #infograph
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Gaza’s Government Media Office warns that Storm Byron, arriving today with heavy rain, floods and strong winds, can worsen the suffering of hundreds of thousands of displaced Palestinian families living in fragile tents across the war-torn enclave #infograph
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Same people behind this criticize the left for "making everything political."
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Same people behind this criticize the left for "making everything political."
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The US border is now just one big blinking warning sign: "FASCISM HAZARD - DO NOT APPROACH".
World Cup, Olympics, scientific conference, holiday, shopping. None of those are worth obeying in advance.
World Cup, Olympics, scientific conference, holiday, shopping. None of those are worth obeying in advance.
US Plans to Mandate Social Media Checks for Visa-Free Visitors
The US is proposing that foreign visitors provide their social media history over the last five years to enter the country, including those from Australia, Germany, Japan and the UK who can now enter ...
www.bloomberg.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The US border is now just one big blinking warning sign: "FASCISM HAZARD - DO NOT APPROACH".
World Cup, Olympics, scientific conference, holiday, shopping. None of those are worth obeying in advance.
World Cup, Olympics, scientific conference, holiday, shopping. None of those are worth obeying in advance.