@catastraweee.bsky.social
marcel proust i didn't realise ur game ... ur a real yearner...
March 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
marcel proust i didn't realise ur game ... ur a real yearner...
new daphne du maurier let's GOOO
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
new daphne du maurier let's GOOO
your hologram stumbled into my apartment... sigh...
February 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
your hologram stumbled into my apartment... sigh...
i want the internet to feel like it used to back in 2012 goddamnit
January 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i want the internet to feel like it used to back in 2012 goddamnit
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[unintelligible through tears]
2025 is gonna be my year
2025 is gonna be my year
December 7, 2024 at 11:41 PM
[unintelligible through tears]
2025 is gonna be my year
2025 is gonna be my year
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(finally settled at the coffeeshop only to find my table is wobbly) i am going to become the Joker
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
(finally settled at the coffeeshop only to find my table is wobbly) i am going to become the Joker
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i am a grown adult i should not have to fake cough while opening a can of tuna fish so i can make a sandwich without hurting my cats’ feelings
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
i am a grown adult i should not have to fake cough while opening a can of tuna fish so i can make a sandwich without hurting my cats’ feelings
i am sooo Normal!
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 PM
i am sooo Normal!
now deciding to be on here as if it were 2011... blorp... bingaboo... need coffee now... have you seen the british boy band on x factor... keep calm and carry on...woohoo
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
now deciding to be on here as if it were 2011... blorp... bingaboo... need coffee now... have you seen the british boy band on x factor... keep calm and carry on...woohoo
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when you find a fic so good you can’t believe someone put that out there FOR FREE
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
when you find a fic so good you can’t believe someone put that out there FOR FREE
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me unhooking a woman's bra: sorry, i don't comment on womenswear
December 3, 2024 at 7:40 AM
me unhooking a woman's bra: sorry, i don't comment on womenswear
yes i am nostalgic for 2012 actually sue Me
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
yes i am nostalgic for 2012 actually sue Me
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I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?
im gonna make a hot chocolate so slutty... so disgusting ... the sloppiest skankiest hot chocolate known to man... welcome december...
December 2, 2024 at 6:28 AM
im gonna make a hot chocolate so slutty... so disgusting ... the sloppiest skankiest hot chocolate known to man... welcome december...
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
people in their mid to late twenties: tell me it gets better...
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 PM
people in their mid to late twenties: tell me it gets better...
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i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
you know what the people want. a romcom featuring two washed up losers in their thirties. just absolute losers spiralling together. give me it. GIMME IT
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 PM
you know what the people want. a romcom featuring two washed up losers in their thirties. just absolute losers spiralling together. give me it. GIMME IT