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@cat-brat.bsky.social
Wife™️ with Thoughts™️ — she/they — cat enthusiast — public health nerd — chronically ill — married to @wellsthomp.bsky.social — pfp by @funktechnisch.bsky.social
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Still proud of my Thanksgiving spread
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Still proud of my Thanksgiving spread
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
“Bidoof’s Big Stand” 🥹
I used a Bidoof i named "Tool" in Pokemon Pearl as a kid since it could learn most of the moves used to navigate and this happened to me. I felt so guilty about naming it that after awhile and made it part of my team for the whole game
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Bidoof’s Big Stand” 🥹
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don't tell the French about this youtu.be/vZDDd7Ddjgw
French react to curry croissants - Legends Pokémon Z-A
YouTube video by blue
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November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
don't tell the French about this youtu.be/vZDDd7Ddjgw
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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my cat when i’m telling her that she’s a very good girl instead of refilling her half-empty food bowl:
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
my cat when i’m telling her that she’s a very good girl instead of refilling her half-empty food bowl:
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
A non-comprehensive review of Pokemon Legends: Z-A
5.5/10
5.5/10
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A non-comprehensive review of Pokemon Legends: Z-A
5.5/10
5.5/10
This could’ve literally been from me to @wellsthomp.bsky.social, glad I have something in common with my newest favorite YA author
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This could’ve literally been from me to @wellsthomp.bsky.social, glad I have something in common with my newest favorite YA author
We all have a credit card-sized amount of plastic inside us ❤️
Scientists have long known that plastic waste is bad for marine animals. A new study quantifies how little ingested plastic it takes to be a lethal dose. n.pr/3XEhzsB
Eating just a handful of plastic can be fatal for marine animals, a study finds
Scientists have long known that plastic waste is bad for marine animals. A new study quantifies how little ingested plastic it takes to be a lethal dose.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We all have a credit card-sized amount of plastic inside us ❤️
Luigi as damsel-in-distress and the two princesses as arms of religion upholding the power of the state does make sense
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Luigi as damsel-in-distress and the two princesses as arms of religion upholding the power of the state does make sense
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
Vanilla millenials doing sad monochromatic house renovations?
Problematic beige gap
Problematic beige gap
Immune system having trouble fighting off the common cold?
Problematic *phage gap
*macro
Problematic *phage gap
*macro
Those boards you're treading not quite meeting?
Problematic stage gap.
Problematic stage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Vanilla millenials doing sad monochromatic house renovations?
Problematic beige gap
Problematic beige gap
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
Not how I wanted terrebonne parish to get attention on the national stage
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not how I wanted terrebonne parish to get attention on the national stage
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honk shoo mimimi hours
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
honk shoo mimimi hours
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My favorite was this one.
All I ever thought when I saw it was: "Topics often discussed by insufferable people"
All I ever thought when I saw it was: "Topics often discussed by insufferable people"
September 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My favorite was this one.
All I ever thought when I saw it was: "Topics often discussed by insufferable people"
All I ever thought when I saw it was: "Topics often discussed by insufferable people"
You may know Pixie, the cutiest Vulpix EVER who knows Brazilian jiu-jitsu and very much enjoys blueberries. Good news! She has a brother!
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You may know Pixie, the cutiest Vulpix EVER who knows Brazilian jiu-jitsu and very much enjoys blueberries. Good news! She has a brother!
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WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
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dude i love cats. look at this
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
dude i love cats. look at this