Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. America's #1 AI Hater. (He/him guy dude)
Author of "Ultimart" available NOW!
Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
Author of "Ultimart" available NOW!
Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
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Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
· Feb 14
Hey everyone, I have some exciting, very cool news!
I'm publishing a book! It's called "Ultimart" and it's available 4/15/25!
It's a dark sci-fi comedy about an AI marketing worker waging war against a dome city run by a single megacorp.
You can pre-order it here: carlwilhoyte.com/product/ulti...
I'm publishing a book! It's called "Ultimart" and it's available 4/15/25!
It's a dark sci-fi comedy about an AI marketing worker waging war against a dome city run by a single megacorp.
You can pre-order it here: carlwilhoyte.com/product/ulti...
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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Still underperforming Fartcoin. 💩
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Still underperforming Fartcoin. 💩
They've discovered all the cool bugs already. This sucks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They've discovered all the cool bugs already. This sucks.
Yes, because that's *ALREADY* what you should be doing.
You're *SUPPOSED* to disobey illegal orders.
You're *SUPPOSED* to disobey illegal orders.
The Democratic lawmakers said that members of the military can and must refuse illegal orders by their superiors. n.pr/3XGEu6C
Trump says Democratic lawmakers' video is 'seditious behavior, punishable by death'
The Democratic lawmakers said that members of the military can and must refuse illegal orders by their superiors.
n.pr
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Yes, because that's *ALREADY* what you should be doing.
You're *SUPPOSED* to disobey illegal orders.
You're *SUPPOSED* to disobey illegal orders.
If a swastika isn't a hate symbol, nothing fucking is. That's the poster boy. That's the A-lister of hate symbols.
This is unreal.
This is unreal.
"The Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol.
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If a swastika isn't a hate symbol, nothing fucking is. That's the poster boy. That's the A-lister of hate symbols.
This is unreal.
This is unreal.
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The President of the United States is literally threatening opposing lawmakers with death for a video they made encouraging service members to refuse unlawful orders.
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The President of the United States is literally threatening opposing lawmakers with death for a video they made encouraging service members to refuse unlawful orders.
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Programming a robot to say "I love you" and "you are a big strong boy" is history making levels of pathetic.
Elon Musk can't get humans to love him so he made a robot to love him instead and now all the humans are making fun of the robot. This is the smartest man in the world, a once-in-a-generation genius and clear member of the natural aristocracy
this thread is unbelievable
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Programming a robot to say "I love you" and "you are a big strong boy" is history making levels of pathetic.
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Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
They're slow roasting your ass over in the rotisserie chat
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They're slow roasting your ass over in the rotisserie chat
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I would not, personally.
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
The New Pornographers to keep their name after drummer's arrest for possession of child pornography | CBC Music
The band's frontman, A.C. Newman, opened up about the decision in a Rolling Stone interview.
www.cbc.ca
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I would not, personally.
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
"Is this good" I mutter staring out the window at a dog pissing on a tree.
Breaking News: President Trump’s sweeping tariffs sent trade plummeting in August, with imports dropping 5.1%, new data shows.
Trump’s Tariffs Sent Trade Plummeting in August
The steep tariffs President Trump issued in August led to a significant contraction in imports and the trade deficit, newly released data shows.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Is this good" I mutter staring out the window at a dog pissing on a tree.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
You know, it doesn't matter if Trump sucking off Bill Clinton is really true or not.
It's true in my heart.
It's true in my heart.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You know, it doesn't matter if Trump sucking off Bill Clinton is really true or not.
It's true in my heart.
It's true in my heart.
Kinda important to remember Venezuela has never attacked the United States on our soil in any way. Not once.
US just turned 80+ of them into chum and tries to coup them every 4-5 years when they get bored.
Venezuela is only an enemy in that they (correctly) say their resources belong to them.
US just turned 80+ of them into chum and tries to coup them every 4-5 years when they get bored.
Venezuela is only an enemy in that they (correctly) say their resources belong to them.
Yet again, the New York Times’ Bret Stephens advocates the overthrow of a sovereign government. Why do the readers of the “paper of record” tolerate this dangerous propaganda?
www.currentaffairs.org/news/there-h...
www.currentaffairs.org/news/there-h...
There Have to Be Consequences For Advocating Illegal Wars
Yet again, the New York Times’ Bret Stephens advocates the overthrow of a sovereign government. Why do the readers of the “paper of record” tolerate this dangerous propaganda?
www.currentaffairs.org
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Kinda important to remember Venezuela has never attacked the United States on our soil in any way. Not once.
US just turned 80+ of them into chum and tries to coup them every 4-5 years when they get bored.
Venezuela is only an enemy in that they (correctly) say their resources belong to them.
US just turned 80+ of them into chum and tries to coup them every 4-5 years when they get bored.
Venezuela is only an enemy in that they (correctly) say their resources belong to them.
You ever feel the grim reality of The Now?
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You ever feel the grim reality of The Now?
Gold-Digging Shovel Co. boosts record profits after gold discovered in them thar hills.
Nvidia set for $320 billion price swing after earnings, options indicate reut.rs/44hKkPv
Nvidia set for $320 billion price swing after earnings, options indicate
Nvidia's earnings report on Wednesday could trigger a $320 billion swing in the chipmaker's market value — the largest post-earnings move ever for the AI giant — as investors seek signals about whether the artificial intelligence boom is accelerating or cooling.
reut.rs
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Gold-Digging Shovel Co. boosts record profits after gold discovered in them thar hills.
Just keep Cloudflare down. Free us.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just keep Cloudflare down. Free us.
Anyone expecting a full and honest accounting of this rape ogre's involvement with Epstein during this administration is naive to point of grim hilarity. He is surrounded by toesuckers and pet clowns.
I don't trust them when they tell me the *weather* unless I look outside.
I don't trust them when they tell me the *weather* unless I look outside.
"In the short term, no enforcing mechanism exists that would incentivize Justice Department officials or the Trump White House to abide by Congress’ demand. [...] Practically, there’s no real way for Congress to know if the Trump administration buries damaging documents or files."
Trump Gives Himself an Enormous Out on the Epstein Files
Epstein Politics Shift on the Hill President Trump’s absurd effort to avoid...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anyone expecting a full and honest accounting of this rape ogre's involvement with Epstein during this administration is naive to point of grim hilarity. He is surrounded by toesuckers and pet clowns.
I don't trust them when they tell me the *weather* unless I look outside.
I don't trust them when they tell me the *weather* unless I look outside.
We didn't get the Star Trek future, but we did get the Star Trek present.
Yipee.
Yipee.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We didn't get the Star Trek future, but we did get the Star Trek present.
Yipee.
Yipee.
Everything is so fucking stupid all the time. It's exhausting.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Everything is so fucking stupid all the time. It's exhausting.