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Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. America's #1 AI Hater. (He/him guy dude)

Author of "Ultimart" available NOW!

Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
Paul when everyone thinks he was an Apostle:
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You ever feel the grim reality of The Now?
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We didn't get the Star Trek future, but we did get the Star Trek present.

Yipee.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Greeting each new morning with same type of grim but affable determination as this guy
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The urge to get up and do anything else but you have 2 adorable sleepy cats on you
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gordon Freeman, 7 Black Mesas in the bag:
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The wet sock after you stepped on the errant melted ice cube in the kitchen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Watching this election from Cleveland:
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Congrats you wrote the article version of this:
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
New 4K release of #ShinGodzilla in my dirty little hands for #GodzillaDay, hell yeah.

The real monster is bureacratic incompetence in the face of an escalating natural disaster, now a perfect post-COVID parable.
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"I have nipples, Zohran. Could you milk me?"
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Guy with the packet drawer during the apocalypse
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
That one hair under the Band-Aid
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Out at the Sandusky Book Bar for their Spooky Book Fair.

Stop on by!
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hey everyone, I'll be at the Spooky Book Fair tomorrow at the Sandusky Book Bar!

📍 Sandusky Book Bar, Sandusky OH
📅 Saturday 10/25
⏰ 1 - 4 PM EST

#booksky #author #books #writing #halloween #bookfestival
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM