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theoden: I go to my fathers, and even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed

thengel: what was the deal with that worm guy who stole your brain?

fengel: lol, yeah man, he got you good
February 7, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know What’s New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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I wonder if it has occurred to anyone at the Atlantic in this moment, that perhaps spending the past decade creating false equivalency between the avowed fascist movement on the right, and the college kids protesting fascists on college campuses was a mistake?
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
pressure cycles in air, all music is 🎵atmospheric🎵

do better, u dumbass closed caption

tell me what Laura Dern dreams about
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
🎵 Billy Zane is not my lover 🎵
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"...reverse...?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"...formally requesting reclassification to Evil-doer (presumptive)."
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Shit, I was just heading over to the Crash 'n' Stab. Is this a bad time?
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the bungee harness they use to hold in cargo on a hatchback? I'm going to make a million dollars by designing one that fits the common freezer
October 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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in college I was smoking a j outside a party, a guy joined the circle and immediately started in ragging on how film school was pointless and for idiots and when I asked him what his major was he says economics and I laughed so hard all my other stoned friends started laughing and he left lol
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hearing the forces of good will finally restore balance
Death Bed, The Bed That Eats (1977) - Oscar worthy priest dying scene. (Actor: Jock Brandis)
YouTube video by ThisIsPrfct
youtu.be
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
christ, if I have to click through one more tactical hoodie ad...

the pinnacle of masculinity is having firearms & assorted bullshit rattle around your 267 pockets like the silverware on a house servant's last day
September 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
For the second consecutive week, a football analyst has invoked the phrase "make chicken salad (out of chicken shit)," but this time he followed with "now you're cooking with grease." I have so much to learn about poultry.
September 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
baited into spilling ten thousand words on a dumb fucking politico take. thankfully could never happen again.

unrelated: would anyone mind dropping by and removing my hands with a bone saw?
September 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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who are you gonna believe baby, me or the decade-deep YouTube archive of specific and violent rhetoric with my name and face on it
September 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
remember, do not call them weird for engraving choreography to the macarena on a zelda sword
September 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
by trying to overturn elections with a coalition of racists in diapers?
September 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Really appreciate the Export as CSV option.
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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his father was unavailable for comment
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Realized what's been setting my teeth on edge for years. I've nothing to wear for the occasion.

you: crossing into the Sudetenland

me: "filming" in my dogs-on-skateboards ensemble, masterfully keeping focus on your sleeves
August 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
(shrugging it off)

"prophecies are like assholes"
August 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
(butting into actual conversation)

"I heard you from across the bar, and you've got great blood pressure."
August 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There's an immutable law of psychology that any bug grows an order of magnitude larger during an encounter from the toilet. Moth becomes Mothra, etc.
August 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM