Cardigan Backyardigan
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The dawn of the post-literate society
And the end of civilisation
jmarriott.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
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Ask your doctor if “it can only good happen for you”
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ask your doctor if “it can only good happen for you”
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I bought this and have so far flushed 1,786 billiard balls, I don't even use it for bathroom stuff
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I bought this and have so far flushed 1,786 billiard balls, I don't even use it for bathroom stuff
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This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.
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Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.
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if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
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So the guy who decapitated a whale and the guy who stared directly into the sun during an eclipse solved autism. Cool, cool.
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So the guy who decapitated a whale and the guy who stared directly into the sun during an eclipse solved autism. Cool, cool.
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Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
June 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
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Listen, if Rebel News gets to ask questions, @thebeaverton.com should get to ask questions. Let me ask Pierre if he thinks my biological clock looks fertile enough. I'll wear a blazer and everything. Don't deny me my rights, you cowards www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Right-wing outlets win legal battle to attend the leaders' debate | CBC News
Two right-wing media organizations have won a legal battle to obtain accreditation for their representatives to cover tonight's election debate.
www.cbc.ca
April 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Listen, if Rebel News gets to ask questions, @thebeaverton.com should get to ask questions. Let me ask Pierre if he thinks my biological clock looks fertile enough. I'll wear a blazer and everything. Don't deny me my rights, you cowards www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
I truly believe this is our only real chance. He has remained steadfast, brilliant, and forward-thinking.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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I think it’d be a nice gesture if we all observed a moment of silence for all the F*ck Trudeau flags that died today after a long, hard-fought battle from the back of all those broke Canadians’ $75K pickup trucks.
March 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I think it’d be a nice gesture if we all observed a moment of silence for all the F*ck Trudeau flags that died today after a long, hard-fought battle from the back of all those broke Canadians’ $75K pickup trucks.
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Visiting friends in New York
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"Tone down the rhetoric but also Canadians are massacring Americans."
Peter Navarro to Canada: "Just tamp it down, please, over there, ok? They're throwing down the hockey gloves. Stop that rhetoric ... we're not gonna tolerate anything but them stopping killing Americans."
March 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Tone down the rhetoric but also Canadians are massacring Americans."
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
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am i even good enough to have imposter syndrome
March 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
am i even good enough to have imposter syndrome
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Stephen Miller can’t even grow full horns
February 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Stephen Miller can’t even grow full horns
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I've always wanted to be a travel writer but I don't really need the hassle of travelling to different places. Luckily I've found that travelling isn't even necessary for this job. I can review everywhere without leaving the house. Here's my review of Italy
February 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I've always wanted to be a travel writer but I don't really need the hassle of travelling to different places. Luckily I've found that travelling isn't even necessary for this job. I can review everywhere without leaving the house. Here's my review of Italy
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i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon
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Very relieved we're into February now. I did No E January this year, where I gave the E button on my keyboard a break by not using it in emails for 31 days. It was tricky but I don't think anyone noticed
February 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Very relieved we're into February now. I did No E January this year, where I gave the E button on my keyboard a break by not using it in emails for 31 days. It was tricky but I don't think anyone noticed