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He/Him. I have nothing further to say until my legal representation arrives
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TROUT SPUNK
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TROUT SPUNK
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
I am definitely working hard and not at all just watching the Ashes and occasionally nudging my mouse
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I am definitely working hard and not at all just watching the Ashes and occasionally nudging my mouse
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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
My friend has sent me an ARC Raiders code which is amazingly nice and generous but also this whole AI voice lines thing and and and
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
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November 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My friend has sent me an ARC Raiders code which is amazingly nice and generous but also this whole AI voice lines thing and and and
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
Well guess now it doesn't matter when GTA6 comes out as anyone with any kind of soul won't be touching the thing with a bargepole. Fuck Rockstar
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with the name david worren on the bottom
Alt: Jim Carey shrugs with a playful smile
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November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Well guess now it doesn't matter when GTA6 comes out as anyone with any kind of soul won't be touching the thing with a bargepole. Fuck Rockstar
Just your regular rainy day reminder that people who use golf umbrellas on the street are massive cunts
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just your regular rainy day reminder that people who use golf umbrellas on the street are massive cunts
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Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
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November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Always remember that if we've met before and I say I don't remember you I am lying and just don't want to talk to you because I CAN NEVER FORGET FACES YOUR VISAGE WILL HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Always remember that if we've met before and I say I don't remember you I am lying and just don't want to talk to you because I CAN NEVER FORGET FACES YOUR VISAGE WILL HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY
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Baseball is a game normally played in secret by Americans while the British sleep but for some reason it has escaped into the uk daytime and now the secret is out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Baseball is a game normally played in secret by Americans while the British sleep but for some reason it has escaped into the uk daytime and now the secret is out.
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Yeah cricket can go on for five days but at least we never stop selling booze
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Yeah cricket can go on for five days but at least we never stop selling booze
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
Everyone saw how the Tel Aviv fans behaved in Amsterdam last year. Everyone at all related to football knows what a bunch of right wing thugs they are
That there is any debate about them being banned from attending a fixture shows just how much of our country has been sold out to a rogue state
That there is any debate about them being banned from attending a fixture shows just how much of our country has been sold out to a rogue state
October 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Everyone saw how the Tel Aviv fans behaved in Amsterdam last year. Everyone at all related to football knows what a bunch of right wing thugs they are
That there is any debate about them being banned from attending a fixture shows just how much of our country has been sold out to a rogue state
That there is any debate about them being banned from attending a fixture shows just how much of our country has been sold out to a rogue state
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Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
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how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
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RIP the legendary Drew Struzan (1947-2025) 😩
Even though we were expecting the news any day now, it makes me very sad. What an artist.
Even though we were expecting the news any day now, it makes me very sad. What an artist.
October 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
RIP the legendary Drew Struzan (1947-2025) 😩
Even though we were expecting the news any day now, it makes me very sad. What an artist.
Even though we were expecting the news any day now, it makes me very sad. What an artist.
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
In celebration of creepy Leto completely ruining another franchise I'm doing a rewatch of the various Tron media, and fuck me the fact they cancelled Uprising might be the single most perfect bit of proof of how no one in charge of the IP had the faintest idea of what they had
a cartoon character is standing in front of a pyramid
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a pyramid
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October 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In celebration of creepy Leto completely ruining another franchise I'm doing a rewatch of the various Tron media, and fuck me the fact they cancelled Uprising might be the single most perfect bit of proof of how no one in charge of the IP had the faintest idea of what they had
Wait wait so not only did grandpa piss pants fake tan not get the Nobel Peace Prize, they actually gave it to a right wing capitalist from Venezuela instead of him?!
a man in a suit and tie is yawning while sitting at a table in a bar .
Alt: Ray Liotta laughs uproariously in the movie Goodfellas
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October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wait wait so not only did grandpa piss pants fake tan not get the Nobel Peace Prize, they actually gave it to a right wing capitalist from Venezuela instead of him?!
Producers who fade out songs just as the guitarist is really starting to let rip should face the same legal consequences are fraudsters who steal little old lady's savings
Fucking amoral monsters the lot of them
Fucking amoral monsters the lot of them
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
Alt: Tony Soprano correctly expresses his disdain and disgust
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October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Producers who fade out songs just as the guitarist is really starting to let rip should face the same legal consequences are fraudsters who steal little old lady's savings
Fucking amoral monsters the lot of them
Fucking amoral monsters the lot of them
I wonder if Rio thinks Saka is world class yet...
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wonder if Rio thinks Saka is world class yet...