My Name is Not a Halloween Pun 🎃
@captkrimbo.bsky.social
He/Him. I have nothing further to say until my legal representation arrives
Always remember that if we've met before and I say I don't remember you I am lying and just don't want to talk to you because I CAN NEVER FORGET FACES YOUR VISAGE WILL HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Always remember that if we've met before and I say I don't remember you I am lying and just don't want to talk to you because I CAN NEVER FORGET FACES YOUR VISAGE WILL HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY
When the fit has come together so good you have to do a little photoshoot for yourself
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When the fit has come together so good you have to do a little photoshoot for yourself
Had to be done. Crazy to think that since 1973 nobody has managed to top it
Simply the best con movie ever made and the one every modern attempt has been cheating off
Simply the best con movie ever made and the one every modern attempt has been cheating off
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Had to be done. Crazy to think that since 1973 nobody has managed to top it
Simply the best con movie ever made and the one every modern attempt has been cheating off
Simply the best con movie ever made and the one every modern attempt has been cheating off
Been having insane sausage roll cravings all week and then found some unused puff pastry in the freezer...
...so that's today's calorie deficit fucked then
...so that's today's calorie deficit fucked then
September 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Been having insane sausage roll cravings all week and then found some unused puff pastry in the freezer...
...so that's today's calorie deficit fucked then
...so that's today's calorie deficit fucked then
Mwhahahahahahahahaha IT'S MINE! IT'S FINALLY MIIIINE!
September 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Mwhahahahahahahahaha IT'S MINE! IT'S FINALLY MIIIINE!
Early-morning-underseat train dog fren
July 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Early-morning-underseat train dog fren
Sorry. I now have to make it clear to everyone that I will throw hands in defense of the mk1 Multipla.
Sadly I couldn't find any photos of our first one - we roller painted him matte green and nicknamed "The Hypnotoad" R.I.P. You birthed an unholy obsession 🫡
Sadly I couldn't find any photos of our first one - we roller painted him matte green and nicknamed "The Hypnotoad" R.I.P. You birthed an unholy obsession 🫡
June 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sorry. I now have to make it clear to everyone that I will throw hands in defense of the mk1 Multipla.
Sadly I couldn't find any photos of our first one - we roller painted him matte green and nicknamed "The Hypnotoad" R.I.P. You birthed an unholy obsession 🫡
Sadly I couldn't find any photos of our first one - we roller painted him matte green and nicknamed "The Hypnotoad" R.I.P. You birthed an unholy obsession 🫡
Pet Sounds is one of, if not the, greatest musical achievements ever.
God Only Knows is the only perfect song ever written.
R.I.P.
God Only Knows is the only perfect song ever written.
R.I.P.
June 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Pet Sounds is one of, if not the, greatest musical achievements ever.
God Only Knows is the only perfect song ever written.
R.I.P.
God Only Knows is the only perfect song ever written.
R.I.P.
Yaaasssssssssss
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yaaasssssssssss
This morning has been nothing but one big ol' Seal/seal face
February 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This morning has been nothing but one big ol' Seal/seal face
My club 🔴⚪️
February 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My club 🔴⚪️
I was planning to do the first hike of the year today
But the weather is very shit
Soooooooo...
But the weather is very shit
Soooooooo...
January 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was planning to do the first hike of the year today
But the weather is very shit
Soooooooo...
But the weather is very shit
Soooooooo...
Fuck you Roddenberry, I believed in you
January 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Fuck you Roddenberry, I believed in you
I was going to be really productive today, set an alarm and everything...
However:
However:
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I was going to be really productive today, set an alarm and everything...
However:
However:
Excellent cinema Saturday continues apace!
December 21, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Excellent cinema Saturday continues apace!
Fuck it. It's a whole vibe today
December 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Fuck it. It's a whole vibe today
I am nothing if not a man of my word
December 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I am nothing if not a man of my word
Overall I think we should all just agree to not talk about the 30th anniversary of the PlayStation, the first console I bought with my own money
December 3, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Overall I think we should all just agree to not talk about the 30th anniversary of the PlayStation, the first console I bought with my own money
Honestly if you don't have a supply if this in your kitchen at all times for when you get home after one or two or maybe eight or nine lil drinks, what are you even doing with your life?
November 29, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Honestly if you don't have a supply if this in your kitchen at all times for when you get home after one or two or maybe eight or nine lil drinks, what are you even doing with your life?
In some parts of the country I'm known as the thrilling Saturday man, the man whose Saturdays excited like no other.
March 2, 2024 at 3:23 PM
In some parts of the country I'm known as the thrilling Saturday man, the man whose Saturdays excited like no other.