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“Fire works”? Look at Prometheus over here
July 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Fire works”? Look at Prometheus over here
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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today
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not getting the joke on this site has reached levels i didn't even think were possible
February 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
not getting the joke on this site has reached levels i didn't even think were possible
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The attention to his outfit vs hers in the alt text is cracking me up. can never accuse this guy of deviating from the brand
February 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The attention to his outfit vs hers in the alt text is cracking me up. can never accuse this guy of deviating from the brand
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Saw an awesome guy in traffic
November 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Saw an awesome guy in traffic
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Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
November 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
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jared fogle for department of education LFG!!!!
November 14, 2024 at 8:56 PM
jared fogle for department of education LFG!!!!
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As Josh was saying
November 14, 2024 at 12:41 PM
As Josh was saying
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I couldn't figure out a way to make an Elizabethan Iron Man costume that didn't kill the person inside it.
October 26, 2023 at 5:52 PM
I couldn't figure out a way to make an Elizabethan Iron Man costume that didn't kill the person inside it.
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they melted down the Charlottesville statue of Robert E. Lee and the video goes so fucking hard lmao
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/int...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/int...
October 26, 2023 at 7:55 PM
they melted down the Charlottesville statue of Robert E. Lee and the video goes so fucking hard lmao
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/int...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/int...
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greetings, youtube! this is the lockpicking lawyer and i have woken up in a SAW contraption. this has been a top viewer request for some time now and today, finally, ive been abducted! so lets see what we're working with, thankfully we have a tape recorder with instructions
October 26, 2023 at 11:22 PM
greetings, youtube! this is the lockpicking lawyer and i have woken up in a SAW contraption. this has been a top viewer request for some time now and today, finally, ive been abducted! so lets see what we're working with, thankfully we have a tape recorder with instructions
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Maybe the greatest scene in Marvel Comics history ... Luke Cage, Hero for Hire, tackles Dr Doom, who's failed to settle a $200 freelance invoice.
October 17, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Maybe the greatest scene in Marvel Comics history ... Luke Cage, Hero for Hire, tackles Dr Doom, who's failed to settle a $200 freelance invoice.
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Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
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if u remember this show u had a childhood
September 19, 2023 at 5:50 PM
if u remember this show u had a childhood
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used book three dollars
September 21, 2023 at 9:05 PM
used book three dollars
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Dudes are really out here trying to do “ocular pat downs” huh?
September 26, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Dudes are really out here trying to do “ocular pat downs” huh?
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It’s that time of year 🎃
October 1, 2023 at 10:09 PM
It’s that time of year 🎃