Captain Quint
@captainquint26.bsky.social
Just another guy who hates sharks, enjoys whiskey and thinks MAGAt folks are what Hannah Arendt called "the ideal subject of totalitarian rule."
Not the brightest bulb on the circuit, not the sharpest tool in the shed...
Said on the day that a court found the appointment of Lindsey Halligan illegal.
Leavitt: "Not a single order this president or administration has given to our military has ever been illegal, nor will it ever be. This administration respects and abides by the law."
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Not the brightest bulb on the circuit, not the sharpest tool in the shed...
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Said on the day that a court found the appointment of Lindsey Halligan illegal.
Leavitt: "Not a single order this president or administration has given to our military has ever been illegal, nor will it ever be. This administration respects and abides by the law."
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Said on the day that a court found the appointment of Lindsey Halligan illegal.
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
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At this point X is like 1950s Vienna, a whole place made up entirely of spies, running ops against other spies, with no non-spy people. Or maybe like a 1971 Black Panthers convention where 3/4 of the attendees are conintelrpo.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
At this point X is like 1950s Vienna, a whole place made up entirely of spies, running ops against other spies, with no non-spy people. Or maybe like a 1971 Black Panthers convention where 3/4 of the attendees are conintelrpo.
JD Vance is a pure, unadulterated dumbass.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
JD Vance is a pure, unadulterated dumbass.
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I should have called Elon a “white supremacist dipshit” because tweets like that show that he is one.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I should have called Elon a “white supremacist dipshit” because tweets like that show that he is one.
Dumbass Johnny-come-lately to Catholicism doesn't realize that Jesus was woke.
What an utterly worthless POS...
What an utterly worthless POS...
Reading these sentences is like falling down face first in the mud and then just staying there, trying to blow mud bubbles.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dumbass Johnny-come-lately to Catholicism doesn't realize that Jesus was woke.
What an utterly worthless POS...
What an utterly worthless POS...
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
This has less sting than you’d think given the guy is reduced to deploying some of the most incompetent, unprofessional hack lawyers who ever befouled the halls of DOJ.
You should definitely get Lindsey Halligan to indict them.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This has less sting than you’d think given the guy is reduced to deploying some of the most incompetent, unprofessional hack lawyers who ever befouled the halls of DOJ.
"It's always difficult to comment on an ongoing investigation, but I'm going to do it anyway--because I am an unapologetic dumbass."
“It’s always difficult to comment on an ongoing investigation,” he said, as he commented on an ongoing investigation.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"It's always difficult to comment on an ongoing investigation, but I'm going to do it anyway--because I am an unapologetic dumbass."
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Yesterday was the worst day for Elise Stefanik.
Well, besides the day he yanked UN Ambassador from her.
He keeps throwing her under the bus.
I love that
Well, besides the day he yanked UN Ambassador from her.
He keeps throwing her under the bus.
I love that
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Yesterday was the worst day for Elise Stefanik.
Well, besides the day he yanked UN Ambassador from her.
He keeps throwing her under the bus.
I love that
Well, besides the day he yanked UN Ambassador from her.
He keeps throwing her under the bus.
I love that
1) They will just try to pretend today never happened.
2) Yet another FU to the party from IMPOTUS, a self-indulgent idiot man child whose whims they thought they could navigate.
3) How many different ways can he signal his utter contempt for Stefanik?
2) Yet another FU to the party from IMPOTUS, a self-indulgent idiot man child whose whims they thought they could navigate.
3) How many different ways can he signal his utter contempt for Stefanik?
That was their one strategy and now it’s toast 😂😂😂
Just checking in on that brilliant plan to “Mamdanify” all the Dems that Rs were confidently telling Politico would win the midterms a couple weeks ago. How‘s that looking?
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
1) They will just try to pretend today never happened.
2) Yet another FU to the party from IMPOTUS, a self-indulgent idiot man child whose whims they thought they could navigate.
3) How many different ways can he signal his utter contempt for Stefanik?
2) Yet another FU to the party from IMPOTUS, a self-indulgent idiot man child whose whims they thought they could navigate.
3) How many different ways can he signal his utter contempt for Stefanik?
It is truly hilarious the way IMPOTUS has found new ways to crap over Stefanik. He destroyed her today...
Looks like we have a Hochul campaign theme:
Hochul on Chris Hayes, about Stefanik: “She’s full of shit.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It is truly hilarious the way IMPOTUS has found new ways to crap over Stefanik. He destroyed her today...
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like seeing a pic of your ex on vacation with his new girl and posting “omg so cute!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
like seeing a pic of your ex on vacation with his new girl and posting “omg so cute!!!”
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he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
Has JD Vance done anything as VP besides go on podcasts and complain?
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
And his predictions about Tesla market share, ability to deliver new breed of robotaxis have been so spot on, why not hyperventilate about his every bit of burping about technology?
Just as long as it isn't Elon's mind. I wouldn't welcome the idea of thousands of white supremacist robots running about, saying really stupid things they incorrectly regard as profound.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
And his predictions about Tesla market share, ability to deliver new breed of robotaxis have been so spot on, why not hyperventilate about his every bit of burping about technology?
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The administration that uncancelled swastikas yesterday wants us to believe that it is blackmailing universities because it is so sincerely against antisemitism?
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The administration that uncancelled swastikas yesterday wants us to believe that it is blackmailing universities because it is so sincerely against antisemitism?
Sweet Jesus, Sean is a truly useless dingus...
"The thing I'm laser-focused on is that passengers should dress snappily when their planes collide with another plane on the runway because we are incompetent and don't have enough air traffic controllers."
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sweet Jesus, Sean is a truly useless dingus...
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I’m sure the 104 page length of his dissent has no connection to his two colleagues deciding to release the actual opinion without waiting any longer for Judge Ichabod McCrankyJudgington to complete his magnum opus.
Judge Smith, the Reagan appointee who dissented in the Texas redistricting case, just filed a 104-page dissent that starts as follows. drive.google.com/file/d/1Ecy6...
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m sure the 104 page length of his dissent has no connection to his two colleagues deciding to release the actual opinion without waiting any longer for Judge Ichabod McCrankyJudgington to complete his magnum opus.
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Just read that Dan Quayle is going to Cheney’s funeral. Hadn’t heard that name in years. Anyone else remember when people thought we’d reach the pinnacle of stupidity with him?
Yeah, good times.
Yeah, good times.
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just read that Dan Quayle is going to Cheney’s funeral. Hadn’t heard that name in years. Anyone else remember when people thought we’d reach the pinnacle of stupidity with him?
Yeah, good times.
Yeah, good times.
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Thank you, student journalists at @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
Lawrence Summers to Stop Teaching at Harvard While It Investigates His Epstein Ties
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Thank you, student journalists at @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
LOL...welcome to the intersection of corrupt and just plain stupid.
MECHANIC: "Well, that right there is your problem."
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
LOL...welcome to the intersection of corrupt and just plain stupid.
Interesting that Boston Globe seemed unaware of (or chose not to disclose) reporting by Harvard Crimson that Summers was mentor to the woman discussed in emails and that she received her undergrad degree from Harvard.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/m...
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/m...
‘Ashamed’: Larry Summers to step back from public commitments amid criticism over Epstein ties - The Boston Globe
Summers, a former Harvard University president, said he regretted his association with the investor who moved in rarefied circles with heads of state, titans of industry, and stars of academia.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Interesting that Boston Globe seemed unaware of (or chose not to disclose) reporting by Harvard Crimson that Summers was mentor to the woman discussed in emails and that she received her undergrad degree from Harvard.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/m...
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/m...
Why does he get the choice to "step back" from public life?
Why isn't he being kicked to the curb permanently by Harvard and every other entity which made the horrible brand error of associating with his warped act?
Why isn't he being kicked to the curb permanently by Harvard and every other entity which made the horrible brand error of associating with his warped act?
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why does he get the choice to "step back" from public life?
Why isn't he being kicked to the curb permanently by Harvard and every other entity which made the horrible brand error of associating with his warped act?
Why isn't he being kicked to the curb permanently by Harvard and every other entity which made the horrible brand error of associating with his warped act?
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Removing the tacky shit is far easier than removing the stain and stench this tacky piece of orange shit has brought to this country and it's people.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Removing the tacky shit is far easier than removing the stain and stench this tacky piece of orange shit has brought to this country and it's people.