Captain Quint
@captainquint26.bsky.social
Just another guy who hates sharks, enjoys whiskey and thinks MAGAt folks are what Hannah Arendt called "the ideal subject of totalitarian rule."
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The Norwegian Prime Minister’s response to the letter sent by the Trump White House ⬇️
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The Norwegian Prime Minister’s response to the letter sent by the Trump White House ⬇️
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Creepy racist scumbag JD Vance: “If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.”
He lives in the bulldozed White House and crime hub Mar-a-Lago. If you need more of a hint, he’s your fucking criminal boss.
He lives in the bulldozed White House and crime hub Mar-a-Lago. If you need more of a hint, he’s your fucking criminal boss.
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Creepy racist scumbag JD Vance: “If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.”
He lives in the bulldozed White House and crime hub Mar-a-Lago. If you need more of a hint, he’s your fucking criminal boss.
He lives in the bulldozed White House and crime hub Mar-a-Lago. If you need more of a hint, he’s your fucking criminal boss.
Let's focus on ICE-supporting Dem Jared Golden of Maine, who announced last year he was not running again due to threats to his family and the toxic political culture.
He bailed on this vote when his constituents are facing immediate threats from ICE.
A profile in cowardice.
He bailed on this vote when his constituents are facing immediate threats from ICE.
A profile in cowardice.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Let's focus on ICE-supporting Dem Jared Golden of Maine, who announced last year he was not running again due to threats to his family and the toxic political culture.
He bailed on this vote when his constituents are facing immediate threats from ICE.
A profile in cowardice.
He bailed on this vote when his constituents are facing immediate threats from ICE.
A profile in cowardice.
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206 House Democrats voted to shut down DHS today. 7 Democrats voted to fund it.
That’s like 3% of democrats. Easily fixable. No need to abandon the party over 3%.
However, 100% of ICE sucks. Abolish ICE.
That’s like 3% of democrats. Easily fixable. No need to abandon the party over 3%.
However, 100% of ICE sucks. Abolish ICE.
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
206 House Democrats voted to shut down DHS today. 7 Democrats voted to fund it.
That’s like 3% of democrats. Easily fixable. No need to abandon the party over 3%.
However, 100% of ICE sucks. Abolish ICE.
That’s like 3% of democrats. Easily fixable. No need to abandon the party over 3%.
However, 100% of ICE sucks. Abolish ICE.
Hard to know if this is merely another case of DOJ incompetence or a sign of public contempt for "the Liberace of the Border Control" who has a fondness for dressing like a Nazi and telegraphing his obvious daddy/inadequacy issues.
All over this land, juries just don’t like the cases the Trump DOJ is bringing.
#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Hard to know if this is merely another case of DOJ incompetence or a sign of public contempt for "the Liberace of the Border Control" who has a fondness for dressing like a Nazi and telegraphing his obvious daddy/inadequacy issues.
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That’s a weird way to say “blew out all the veins on his right hand so now he has to use the left for the injections that we refuse to admit he’s getting”
January 23, 2026 at 1:30 AM
That’s a weird way to say “blew out all the veins on his right hand so now he has to use the left for the injections that we refuse to admit he’s getting”
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Dear Canadian neighbors,
We are sorry that the U.S. president is mentally deranged. We hope to recover from this period of embarrassing stupidity and again be worthy of your friendship.
Sincerely,
Mark and other Americans who are not idiots
We are sorry that the U.S. president is mentally deranged. We hope to recover from this period of embarrassing stupidity and again be worthy of your friendship.
Sincerely,
Mark and other Americans who are not idiots
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Dear Canadian neighbors,
We are sorry that the U.S. president is mentally deranged. We hope to recover from this period of embarrassing stupidity and again be worthy of your friendship.
Sincerely,
Mark and other Americans who are not idiots
We are sorry that the U.S. president is mentally deranged. We hope to recover from this period of embarrassing stupidity and again be worthy of your friendship.
Sincerely,
Mark and other Americans who are not idiots
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
One note to add is that JD must work harder to court white Christian nationalists because he's in a mixed-race marriage, an instant source of distrust. This forces him to take positions that must be disturbing for his wife and children, but are necessary to appeal to such warped degenerates.
🧵🧵🧵 JD VANCE, SOCIOPATH 🧵🧵🧵
Here’s a thread about the vice president and why he’s a threat to your freedom.
You may know some or all of these facts, but I thought it might help to put the damning details in one place. 1/11
Here’s a thread about the vice president and why he’s a threat to your freedom.
You may know some or all of these facts, but I thought it might help to put the damning details in one place. 1/11
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
One note to add is that JD must work harder to court white Christian nationalists because he's in a mixed-race marriage, an instant source of distrust. This forces him to take positions that must be disturbing for his wife and children, but are necessary to appeal to such warped degenerates.
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"AI will make America so awful that even desperate immigrants will no longer want to come" is a hell of a pitch
Two hairdressers and a stylist working full-out for 90 minutes before his speech at The Dracula Ideas Summit to make this guy look as absolutely fucked up as possible. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"AI will make America so awful that even desperate immigrants will no longer want to come" is a hell of a pitch
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The grease stain on the jacket makes it art.
Two hairdressers and a stylist working full-out for 90 minutes before his speech at The Dracula Ideas Summit to make this guy look as absolutely fucked up as possible. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The grease stain on the jacket makes it art.
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One court decision, two different headlines.
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
One court decision, two different headlines.
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
This helps explain why there hasn't been total success in imposing this policy, as we've seen videos of people standing up to DHS/ICE goons and them backing down.
They've had to hire really stupid people. Flashing them quick look at policy or having idiot boss give them rundown isn't quite working.
They've had to hire really stupid people. Flashing them quick look at policy or having idiot boss give them rundown isn't quite working.
ICE not allowing agents to have unsupervised copies of ICE policies or to take any notes is an admission by ICE that it knows the policies are illegal.
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This helps explain why there hasn't been total success in imposing this policy, as we've seen videos of people standing up to DHS/ICE goons and them backing down.
They've had to hire really stupid people. Flashing them quick look at policy or having idiot boss give them rundown isn't quite working.
They've had to hire really stupid people. Flashing them quick look at policy or having idiot boss give them rundown isn't quite working.
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"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
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This new whistleblower report is on par with the Zelensky call - not just because it’s violative of law - but because they also tried to keep people from seeing it. I’ve been doing this for a long time and this is absolutely explosive news. Impeachable and criminal. Swift accountability must follow.
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
This new whistleblower report is on par with the Zelensky call - not just because it’s violative of law - but because they also tried to keep people from seeing it. I’ve been doing this for a long time and this is absolutely explosive news. Impeachable and criminal. Swift accountability must follow.
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The Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution states,
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation..."
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation..."
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution states,
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation..."
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation..."
"The Liberace of the Border Patrol" is not enjoying the public reaction to his cheap thuggery.
A good reminder that dudes with such obvious daddy/inadequacy issues should professional help, not simply try work through such private problems on the public dime.
A good reminder that dudes with such obvious daddy/inadequacy issues should professional help, not simply try work through such private problems on the public dime.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
"The Liberace of the Border Patrol" is not enjoying the public reaction to his cheap thuggery.
A good reminder that dudes with such obvious daddy/inadequacy issues should professional help, not simply try work through such private problems on the public dime.
A good reminder that dudes with such obvious daddy/inadequacy issues should professional help, not simply try work through such private problems on the public dime.
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Another proud day for America.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Another proud day for America.
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If they are doing their jobs honorably and with integrity, they wouldn't have to be afraid.
#ICE
#TrumpGestapo
If they are doing their jobs honorably and with integrity, they wouldn't have to be afraid.
#ICE
#TrumpGestapo
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Shared 👇 comment: 🤔
If they are doing their jobs honorably and with integrity, they wouldn't have to be afraid.
#ICE
#TrumpGestapo
If they are doing their jobs honorably and with integrity, they wouldn't have to be afraid.
#ICE
#TrumpGestapo
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Why would Donald Trump pardon a child molester? Oh, wait! I think I know the answer to that.
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Why would Donald Trump pardon a child molester? Oh, wait! I think I know the answer to that.
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David Easterwood is his name.
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
David Easterwood is his name.
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
Essentially a "the beatings will continue until wider AI adoption improves" message. Yeah, should be a winner...🙄
The inevitability of AI is now under threat from no one wanting to use it.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Essentially a "the beatings will continue until wider AI adoption improves" message. Yeah, should be a winner...🙄
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It really is mad king stuff, untethered from reality.
He tells the Norwegian leader, you did not give me a prize that you don't control, so maybe I will invade the territory of another Scandinavian country you don't lead.
He tells the Norwegian leader, you did not give me a prize that you don't control, so maybe I will invade the territory of another Scandinavian country you don't lead.
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It really is mad king stuff, untethered from reality.
He tells the Norwegian leader, you did not give me a prize that you don't control, so maybe I will invade the territory of another Scandinavian country you don't lead.
He tells the Norwegian leader, you did not give me a prize that you don't control, so maybe I will invade the territory of another Scandinavian country you don't lead.
It's not just IMPOTUS having dementia.
It's IMPOTUS being surrounded by people who can't contain his worst instincts and are either reduced to pushing him to enact their warped fever dreams of white nationalist lunacy or quietly hoping they can survive the shitshow.
It's IMPOTUS being surrounded by people who can't contain his worst instincts and are either reduced to pushing him to enact their warped fever dreams of white nationalist lunacy or quietly hoping they can survive the shitshow.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It's not just IMPOTUS having dementia.
It's IMPOTUS being surrounded by people who can't contain his worst instincts and are either reduced to pushing him to enact their warped fever dreams of white nationalist lunacy or quietly hoping they can survive the shitshow.
It's IMPOTUS being surrounded by people who can't contain his worst instincts and are either reduced to pushing him to enact their warped fever dreams of white nationalist lunacy or quietly hoping they can survive the shitshow.