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Jose
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I’m just trying to make it through the day before we all writher away
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you think shrimp ever worry about their posture
March 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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taking tomorrow off to go to the desert. just me, rocks, and silence. i’m so excited i might cry
January 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I gave two hoots and a holler once. Do not recommend.
January 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Dude, not feeling feelings would be mad chill.
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I no longer expect the world to give us joy.

we have to take it.
January 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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no, I actually can't "watch where I'm going." I'm too busy imagining how I'd disarm a terrorist inside this Sunglass Hut
January 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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"free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.
June 29, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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“Don’t hate the player hate the game”

You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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A lot of you make jokes about guillotines but few of you have been getting your woodworking and metalworking skills up. Get those callouses made, babes.
January 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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being wide awake, as a bit
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM