albrr (it’s cold outside)
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
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in 2026, please do not speak to me any more about protein.
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
in 2026, please do not speak to me any more about protein.
MIA is a an absolutely perfect name for a one hit wonder band
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
MIA is a an absolutely perfect name for a one hit wonder band
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[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
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those screams you hear floating over the frozen snowfields are santa, being shoved back into his holding cell after yet another year of doing the elves dirty work. his body is growing weaker. the elves know that. soon a blood sacrifice will be required
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
those screams you hear floating over the frozen snowfields are santa, being shoved back into his holding cell after yet another year of doing the elves dirty work. his body is growing weaker. the elves know that. soon a blood sacrifice will be required
those screams you hear floating over the frozen snowfields are santa, being shoved back into his holding cell after yet another year of doing the elves dirty work. his body is growing weaker. the elves know that. soon a blood sacrifice will be required
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
those screams you hear floating over the frozen snowfields are santa, being shoved back into his holding cell after yet another year of doing the elves dirty work. his body is growing weaker. the elves know that. soon a blood sacrifice will be required
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let me see that thon
holy shit they did it
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
let me see that thon
holy shit they did it
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
holy shit they did it
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trying to make small talk at the kids birthday party
“so, are you guys a toyotathon or a hondadays family”
“so, are you guys a toyotathon or a hondadays family”
November 12, 2024 at 4:54 AM
trying to make small talk at the kids birthday party
“so, are you guys a toyotathon or a hondadays family”
“so, are you guys a toyotathon or a hondadays family”
*hand to my earpiece*
uhhhhh ,ok you aren’t gonna believe this
uhhhhh ,ok you aren’t gonna believe this
I really hope the dummies over there accidentally do the kind of redacting that’s just highlighting black text in black, easily retrievable, there’s like a 50% chance.
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*hand to my earpiece*
uhhhhh ,ok you aren’t gonna believe this
uhhhhh ,ok you aren’t gonna believe this
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I really hope the dummies over there accidentally do the kind of redacting that’s just highlighting black text in black, easily retrievable, there’s like a 50% chance.
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I really hope the dummies over there accidentally do the kind of redacting that’s just highlighting black text in black, easily retrievable, there’s like a 50% chance.
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
2026 is the year i finally stop using humor as a defense mechanism, most likely
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2026 is the year i finally stop using humor as a defense mechanism, most likely
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sure why not i’ll have another loaf of cheese
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
sure why not i’ll have another loaf of cheese
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thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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Merry Christmas, creeps!
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Merry Christmas, creeps!
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santa claus going over his naughty and nice list but reading the names like freak a leak
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
santa claus going over his naughty and nice list but reading the names like freak a leak
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Guy sitting on a pile of gold: "im all for Universal Healthcare, but how do we make it happen? Be realistic."
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Guy sitting on a pile of gold: "im all for Universal Healthcare, but how do we make it happen? Be realistic."
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jesus was palestinian
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
jesus was palestinian
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Caked up Grinch
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Caked up Grinch
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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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which way western man
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
which way western man
santa claus going over his naughty and nice list but reading the names like freak a leak
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
santa claus going over his naughty and nice list but reading the names like freak a leak