alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
· Oct 10
keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
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Basketball players are so tough. If I got hurt at work and still had to come to the office to cheer for my colleagues as do their jobs, I would quit for sure.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Basketball players are so tough. If I got hurt at work and still had to come to the office to cheer for my colleagues as do their jobs, I would quit for sure.
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just a little PSA with the new update of bluesky rolling out: i come from a long line of draft dodgers and i i tend to carry that legacy forward
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
just a little PSA with the new update of bluesky rolling out: i come from a long line of draft dodgers and i i tend to carry that legacy forward
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the moon is telling me to do credit card fraud
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 AM
the moon is telling me to do credit card fraud
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proving my haters wrong down at the chuck e. cheese
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
proving my haters wrong down at the chuck e. cheese
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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Some stratums of Bluesky population suffer from severe chronic lack of sense of humor.
September 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Some stratums of Bluesky population suffer from severe chronic lack of sense of humor.
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Every day bsky.app/profile/numb...
Some stratums of Bluesky population suffer from severe chronic lack of sense of humor.
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Every day bsky.app/profile/numb...
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Your drafts sucked so bad they broke the website
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Your drafts sucked so bad they broke the website
i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
just a little PSA with the new update of bluesky rolling out: i come from a long line of draft dodgers and i i tend to carry that legacy forward
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
just a little PSA with the new update of bluesky rolling out: i come from a long line of draft dodgers and i i tend to carry that legacy forward
if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
[getting shot in the head and killed instantly]: (life flashing before my eyes)
“where’s the respawn point?”
“where’s the respawn point?”
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
[getting shot in the head and killed instantly]: (life flashing before my eyes)
“where’s the respawn point?”
“where’s the respawn point?”
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just like i learned to play drums with rock band, im going to learn football with Madden 17
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
just like i learned to play drums with rock band, im going to learn football with Madden 17
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the arc of the universe bends long and strong and it’s down to get the friction on
May 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
the arc of the universe bends long and strong and it’s down to get the friction on
all i’m saying is dentist appointments would be a lot more enjoyable if there was a happy ending option
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
all i’m saying is dentist appointments would be a lot more enjoyable if there was a happy ending option
hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
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It was the best of times (11am Sunday)
It was the worst of times (now)
It was the worst of times (now)
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It was the best of times (11am Sunday)
It was the worst of times (now)
It was the worst of times (now)
discord will soon require facial sca—i’m gonna stop you right there. i don’t care enough about custom animated emoji responses to do that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
discord will soon require facial sca—i’m gonna stop you right there. i don’t care enough about custom animated emoji responses to do that.
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Kind of crazy that they cast Kiernan Shipka for mad men at the age of 6, and she would become one of the powerhouses on the show.
Meanwhile, they seemed to replace Bobby Draper if he so much as sneezed between takes
Meanwhile, they seemed to replace Bobby Draper if he so much as sneezed between takes
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Kind of crazy that they cast Kiernan Shipka for mad men at the age of 6, and she would become one of the powerhouses on the show.
Meanwhile, they seemed to replace Bobby Draper if he so much as sneezed between takes
Meanwhile, they seemed to replace Bobby Draper if he so much as sneezed between takes
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it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
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i know pokemon is still popular with younger people but millennial cultural hegemony is going to rock. we're just aging into the marketing demographic where everything is going to be catered directly to us. it's going to rule and we will do whatever it takes to make it last until we're 300 years old
Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
i know pokemon is still popular with younger people but millennial cultural hegemony is going to rock. we're just aging into the marketing demographic where everything is going to be catered directly to us. it's going to rule and we will do whatever it takes to make it last until we're 300 years old
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Doing normal things like reading the obituary of the plantation owner from which I get my last name.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Doing normal things like reading the obituary of the plantation owner from which I get my last name.
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
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BREAKING: patriots routed, puerto rico wins super bowl LX
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
BREAKING: patriots routed, puerto rico wins super bowl LX