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@captainacab.airbud.website
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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him

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excellent work mr president sir really gave the home squad a boost
the commanders are getting crushed 44-22 against the detroit lions
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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alternatively
the zohran for new york city image that’s been going around but this one says the truth: Brak did 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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hell yeah this is sick
zohran for new york city official campaign signage but it says “graphic design for is my passion” and it looks like total dogshit
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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attending dick cheneys funeral like
charlie kirk, dick cheneys ride or die, just moments before dick cheney himself pulled the trigger slaying him in front of a crowd of his adoring fans
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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no way, that finger is totally realistic
the “officer of the law” in the video i am quoting but zoomed in on his hand with a finger that is pointing a good 75 degrees down and looks broken and all fucked up
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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i was 13,870 days old when i learned Thriller is about fucking
lyrics in apple music of Michael Jackson’s thriller: Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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kendrick lamar’s To Pimp a Butterfly album cover but it’s the new demolished white house, you can see the tractors in the background too
October 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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hey graham platner, how many nazi tattoos did you have again?

graham:
lebron james “not 1 not 2 NOT 3, NOT 4, NOT 5, NOT 6, NOT 7...” meme he’s sitting on stage with dwyane wade and chris bosh bragging about how many titles they’ll win. they lost that year btw.
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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joe from this season of love is blind (white, “recruiter”, wearing a brown jacket and holding a drink) talking about nick, he says “fucking ain’t my guy, you know”
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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vic diamond ass mfer
the character vic diamond from Thelma the Unicorn (a netflix movie). he’s a slimy dude who wears huge glasses and has no chin whatsoever, he is a spitting image of the dude in OP
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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isn’t it hot that you have the best crypto millionaire on the world as your sub
some white dipshit guy who looks like the chuddiest loser chud you’ve ever seen
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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literally just saw this irl in an obituary for an art historian lmao
excerpt from an obituary for art historian and curator, Sheila Canby: Between 1991 and 2009, she was the curator of Islamic art and antiquities at the British Museum. In 1993, she published Persian Painting, an introduction to the museum's important holdings. As in all her writing, she spoke effectively to both academics and general readers. The video player is currently playing an ad. Sheila believed in the role that museums could play in enhancing the understanding of cultures with difficult politics. Her first exhibition, Princes, Poets and Paladins, in 1998, introduced audiences to a dazzling array of masterpieces that included Persian, Mughal and Ottoman paintings from the magnificent collection of Prince and Princess Sadruddin Aga Khan, with whom she had forged a close relationship, and it was accompanied by an authoritative catalogue.
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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face down ass up this is how i campaign for trump
still image from the video of the older white dude calling people slurs and cheering for trump, then someone steals his glasses and he chases him down but eats complete shit and does a full “cop going down the metal slide in boston” slide on his face. the still image is him, mid-slide, face on the pavement, ass up in the air
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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i think it should remain possible
“free speech” painting by norman rockwell depicting none other than norman rockwell standing up for his free speech
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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literally though
October 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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this young lad just graduated high school
a “leader” for the “young” republicans
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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@carnitas.bsky.social outed him as a pos and he deleted
Doomkick @doomkick.com 7m Alright y'all I'm out. Been fun. Leaving this up long enough so those I care about know I didn't just bounce. 1 3 山… Doomkick @doomkick.com I will say this and not naming names. But yes I have had flings with 3 women from here... #1 In role contact because she and her friend spent months staking a couple of women who blocked them with their alts. Reading the tea leaves to see if their posts were about them... October 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM 1 like ..• Doomkick @doomkick.com 4m Reading the tea leaves to see if every skeet was about them. They actually freaked out on me for sharing one. (Btw Cru these two are still in your community) ..•
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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four panels, homer simpson disappearing into the bushes and then popping back out to say one last thing the first two panels have a screen shot of doomkicks “sign off” skeet after he was outed for being a sex pest : Alright y'all I'm out. Been fun. Leaving this up long enough so those I care about know I didn't just bounce. third panel is home honed disappeared into the bushes fourth panel is homer blasting back out the bushes with a screenshot of doomkicks supplement to his earlier “i’m out” skeet: it’s long as hell and the screenshot has been smushed to fit the panel so it’s not really legible except the first line “i will say this and not….”
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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grandpa what was the 2020 presidential election like
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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white men will do literally anything to avoid using a washcloth in the shower
something called “weenie soap” which is basically a little orange circular soap with a hole in it that i guess you are supposed to fuck in the shower in order to clean your cock?
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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the classic post from elon musk about how he doesn’t play chess anymore because: I did as a child, but found it to be too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 8 by 8 grid, no frog of war, no technology tree, no random map or spawn position, only 2 players, both sides exact same pieces, etc. Polytopia addresses these limitations.
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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edmond on love is blind be like
a classic post by lil h (@bigsnugga) i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy, outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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a zoomed in screenshot of the post this post is quoting, it shows what appears to be jim varneys hand but it looks enormous and lobster-esque
October 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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god i would probably post death threat meme for the first time ever but fuck a app that isn’t safe for my space law nerd friends
a charlie’s kirk image during, i think, his last rally ever but the image has been blurred
October 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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everyone saying they’re leaving for threads or mastodon or whatever:
4 panels of the homer simpson disappearing into the bush meme. 1st panel, he’s out of the bush: OUTTA HERE, FOR NOW; HAVE FUN FUCKING BEANS, MAKING DICK JOKES OR WHATEVER 35 Y/O CHILDREN "POSTERS" DO FOR A LIVING 2nd panel, hes sinking back into the bush: SICK OF BEING IN A PLACE W/ DEEPLY UNSERIOUS CLOWNS, EMBARRASSING TO TELL MY PARTNER HALF THE SHIT PPL DO HERE 3rd, he’s completely hidden 4th panel, he pops back out randomly: MIGHT KEEP MY NSFW FOR AN OCCASIONAL RELEASE, BUT SADLY THE NSFW SCENE HERE IS NONEXISTENT LOL
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM