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Jim Wr𝘶bel
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I’m junk but I’m still holding up this little wild bouquet.
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I stayed on The Bad Place™️ for too long mainly because it had a feed for Detroit Lions coverage. Just posts from beat writers, podcasts, and official accounts. It was a great addition to gameday and I used it a lot. So I recreated it here: bsky.app/profile/capi...
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE is everything I want in a sequel, just doubling down on everything that made the first one work. Support insane genre movies like this in a theater, if you can. I’m crossing my fingers for a couple more of these.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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celebs and fictional characters i think might have left these pornhub comments: thread
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My cakes bring all the spammers to the yard
And they’re like, they’re dangerously good
Damn right, they’re dangerously good
I should block you
But they’re dangerously good
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can Campbell call the special teams plays too
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
🤮🤮🤮
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Hello friends, the new release of linkinator is out! github.com/JustinBeckwi...

This one has native support for scanning JSON-LD, for those SEO enjoyers out there.
GitHub - JustinBeckwith/linkinator: Broken link checker that crawls websites and validates links. Find broken links, dead links, and invalid URLs in websites, documentation, and local files. Perfect f...
Broken link checker that crawls websites and validates links. Find broken links, dead links, and invalid URLs in websites, documentation, and local files. Perfect for SEO audits and CI/CD. - Justin...
github.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Vincent: You know what they call a Yard-o-Beef in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Yard-o-Beef?
V: No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a yard is.
J: What'd they call it?
V: They call it Mètre-de-Boeuf.
J (repeating): Mètre-de-Boeuf.
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This Sausage Tree Irish Vodka is an entire short story
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Joy receptacle
Joy, IL
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
imdb but for townies you definitely recognize from somewhere around
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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The PR records at the body building gym looking like
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Today's Hallowmeme.
October 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Leader ProTip:

Your job is NOT to make your team like you.

It’s to deliver impact for the business and your customers.

If you focus on that *while* creating a healthy environment, your team will end up respecting you; and that’s the most you can hope for.
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
How tf am I younger than the average U.S. homebuyer
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM