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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 26d
I am so glad to finally have this to share!

A very late entry for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1 (lol) in which Ed and Stede are disturbed in the night! It’s silly!

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/73297881
Screenshot of ao3 page that says: Sorry (Not Sorry) to Intrude red_right_ankle Summary: Ed is very much looking forward to Stede's return after two weeks away from the inn. He has big, important plans! But those don't always work out quite right, do they? Screenshot of ao3 page: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeeper Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Innkeeper Stede Bonnet, Anal Sex, Cock Blocked, Interrupted Mid-Bang, Positive Self-Reflection on Weight Gain, Podfic Welcome Language: English Collections: OFMD Whoops Weekend 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-29 Words: 3,834 Chapters: 1/1
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whitebeam1.bsky.social
Ed’s morning routine 🏴‍☠️
swearclock.bsky.social swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 5h
Jiggle Your Boyfriend's Bollocks It's 6:00AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
here, have some tealoranges sunshine to start off the week right 🩵🧡

#ofmdbts
A behind the scenes picture from ofmd season 2 of samson and vico in costume sitting cuddled up together, samson is leaning into vico who's smiling big with their eyes closed
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
feels very
Screenshot of Stede in his battle jacket sitting down and making big puffy cheeks as he blows air out of his mouth and looks overwhelmed
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
There are so many ~workplace efficiency tools that just don’t fucking jive with my brain and like it’s not GOOD but people think putting something on my calendar is going to mean I remember it but that presumes I remember to look at my calendar which I don’t 😩
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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bktrashcat.bsky.social
Sailor’s Valentine (c. mid-18th century). Retrieved from unknown pirate ship. Donated to the Seaport Museum by Louis Bonnet III.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
Dinner plans 🍰🍦🍒

#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
On the left, Stede is standing on her right leg at the bottom of the stairs, her left leg folded up so she can fix the strap of her heel. Her right hand is brushing hair off her shoulders. She's biting her lip in concentration, while her speech bubbles say "Sorry for the wait, my love. It's these fiddly- oh bugger- there! We can go now!" with little grunts. Stede's wearing cherry earrings, a ruffled, gauzy off the shoulder blouse, a pink ballet wrap skirt and pink heels with cherries, with matching red on her nails and toenails. On the right there's Ed, in two floating panels. In the first, she's sitting on the armchair and playing on her phone, while in the second she's jumping up from her lounging pose to stare at Stede in wonder. Her speech bubbles say "Take your time princeeeeeeeess- Yeah, we're gonna miss that dinner reservation". Ed's wearing a side braid with the rest of her hair loose over the left side of her head, skull and chain earrings, a black crochet bralette and leather pants.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
literally walked into cvs just in time to see the pharmacy grate fully close presumably for them to have lunch which they should but wow my timing is pure shit lol
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
a redbubble product page featuring a number of assorted Our Flag Means Death memes & designs by xray_vex
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
I don’t have an official shop but I’m always happy to discuss custom projects if you’re interested in something like these in the new year!
Custom mandala hoop in silver and red thread inspired by Ned Low Nametag cross stitch pin A variety of cross stitch pins with tiny hearts in pride flag colors A cross stitch design in bright pink, orange, green, and purple that reads “where’s your fucking whimsy?”. It is decorated around the edges with small shapes made from bits of pipe cleaner to match the colors of the letters.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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orchid-explosion.bsky.social
💜💜💜

kofi: ko-fi.com/lilacdreamsc...

redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/Lilac...

and etsy: lilacdreamscrafts.etsy.com

#shopofmd
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's leaning over a railing, one hand is on his chin. Moonlight is catching his silver strands. He's wearing a frilled shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
This is a silly one, a pb&j sandwich lol
A crocheted peanut butter and jelly sandwich, tan and brown yarn make up the toast and orangey brown and purple yarn make up the peanut butter and jelly. It has purple safety eyes and a little smile with pink blush. A crocheted peanut butter and jelly sandwich, tan and brown yarn make up the toast and orangey brown and purple yarn make up the peanut butter and jelly, seen from above
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
🤭

#ofmd
Stede saying “- I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, Iggy.” To which Izzy growls, “Izzy.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
The hoard is really growing again
Photo of a large storage box full of a variety of crocheted creatures, there’s lots of minty green in this batch for whatever reason
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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adotzimm.bsky.social
Me when my brother talks about his flight training
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
My pre-therapy anxiety sweats need to cut it the fuck out I’m sitting here 45 minutes out from the appointment like
a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
Alt: a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
🎵 If you don’t ask then you’re bound not to get 🎵

@alexis44.bsky.social commissioned more western boys and, y’all, I LOVE more western boys!!
A digital drawing of a Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed in western wear. They are sitting on brown wooden stairs, with Stede situated between Ed’s legs. They are holding hands. Stede is wearing a teal and white western shirt, jeans, and black boots. His eyes are closed and his head is leaned backwards with his face looking up towards the sky. Ed is wearing a purple tank top, black jeans, and black boots. He has his eyes closed as well while face is pressed into the side of Stede’s face. The sky in the background is dark blue with stars sprinkled across it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
Y’all, Ed ended up looking like a snack and a half in this drawing I did for @ladypenni.bsky.social

I basically need her to stand over my shoulder every time I draw Ed because 😮‍💨

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death wearing most of his leather outfit, minus a shirt. He has a short beard and long windswept hair. He’s posing with one arm over his head and his jacket hanging off the opposite shoulder. He’s making very hot eye contact with the viewer.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
Incredible loaf work here
Photo of Pippin, an orange buff cat loafing so hard on a couch
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
to me this is Anton Anderson
Photo of a sticker by Tender Ghost of a round little dog, white with black ears, with a red collar and his tongue out that says TOTAL ALPHA on the bottom
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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midthirstling.bsky.social
I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
Rough sketch of Ed lying in Stede’s lap as they look at each other adoringly. I have not worked out the pose or anything so it’s wonky as fuck, but I remember how to draw their faces somehow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM