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they’re waiting for you when you’re ready!
Photo from Minnie driver’s instagram BTS but it may as well be in character of Rhys and Taika sitting at Anne and Mary’s table, Stede looking earnest and adorable, Ed looking cranky, text below image says HOT PIRATES
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’m on a bird kick
Photo of a crochet bird in a very light mint green (though it looks baby blue in this photo) with yellow feet and beak, black safety eyes, and pink cheeks
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I just found it I had to go to my car to get the bag of chips I left on the passenger seat (lol) on that side and saw it wedged under the driver’s side arm rest! Here! Fully invisible from the driver’s side which I checked several times
Photo of my rolled up frame projects stuck under the driver’s side armrest of my oldass car, I am pointing to it
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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FINALLY A COWORKER ASKED ABOUT MY DESKTOP PICTURE
Photo of amy cannibalxing’s very professional work computer that has a picture of Taika lounging on a grey couch smiling with an arm over his head, the monitor is on a stand with a bunch of mini squishmallows too we keep it profesh
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Did I look cool or am I simply existing in cool places I think it’s the latter
user amy cannibalxing standing in front of The Needles at Canyonlands in a grey and white striped shirt a purple bandana and purple pants holding two hiking poles User amy cannibalxing standing by a mountain vista wearing a purple bandana a pink shirt and black exercise idk long shorts??? Hands on their hips looking up with mountains and blue sky behind User Amy cannibalxing mostly submerged and cheesing in the greenish waters of The Narrows there is a big boulder behind them and a large bush/tree and the canyon walls go wider and higher than the frame
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Oh no I can make these very fast, (the closest thing I have to) tealorange birb!!
Photo of a round crocheted bird in tealish and orange with a yellowish orange beak, and orange wings and plume
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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birb
Photo of a small crocheted bird in pale pink and coral, he has black safety eyes and an orange beak and a little tuft of pale pink hair
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This made me think of Buffy
Edit of the scene from the episode Adam of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Buffy turns bullets into doves because she mind melded with Xander and Willow etc and it says you could never hope to grasp the source of our power but user amy cannibalxing has edited over the word power with the word Parmesan
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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MISS THEM BAD
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Ugh gosh I hope you can get some help. He’s just getting his scales applied then he’ll be on his way to help
Screenshot from video of Rhysie getting merSteded up, two makeup artists are applying details to his torso, he is standing in the fin with one arm out to the side and one above his head
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Another chunky funky squirrel
Photo of a very round crochet squirrel in blue green and purple yarn with big silver safety eyes and a black nose and kind of derpy black embroidered mouth, head on photo Photo of a very round crochet squirrel in blue green and purple yarn with a mint greenish tail and big silver safety eyes and a black nose and kind of derpy black embroidered mouth, side view photo
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I’m haunted by Rhys’ slim thighs in the hoff roading promo won’t you join me
Extremely cropped photo of Rhysie’s slim little thighs from the hoff roading promo, they are like two hot dogs behind a table
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Happy birthday!!!
Photo of Rhys from Hoff Roading I think, he is looking hunky as fuck tbh in a dark blue button up shirt thing over an indigo t shirt and jeans holding some sunglasses, standing by a table, his hair looks like a beautiful wheat field blowing in the breeze Screenshot from Rhys’ IG story, he is standing with LA in the background, holding a peachy orange drink in a chambray button down and big wide brimmed hat. He has green sunglasses on, he is smiling open mouthed showing off his fangies and his cute little dimples Photo of Rhys in one of his R⚡️D shirts against a pink background, his hair is delightfully disheveled and he has one arm on the link table and one holding his own cheek he is looking at the camera as if to mildly say WHAT CAN YA DO and we have to presume he’s asking what can ya do about me being so freaking cute and having arms shaped like this and the answer is nothing we can do nothing Screenshot in black and white from Rhys’ TikTok, he is wearing a sweater and that chain and he has a thicc beard and his hair is wind blown. He has aviator sunglasses on and when you look at him you feel like he will take care of things for you and they’ll be okay
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I’m on a kick with the black yarns tonight just making my life difficult lol, little raven
Photo of a crocheted raven in black with grey beak and feet, he is very round
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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BAT CAT
Photo of a black crocheted cat with red safety eyes and little yarn vampire teeth and wings
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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nice
Screenshot from ao3 page showing KUDOS: 69
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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it finally happened
Screenshot of the Libby app that says Something didn’t work You’ve reached your holds limit for this card. To place hold on this title, you must cancel another hold. If you don’t want to do that, wait for one of your holds to serve, then try again.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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best boy
Photo of a gigantic grey dog with his mouth open and a sign that says I BITE FACISTS
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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A LITTLE COW
Photo of a crocheted cow in beige, rust, light blue, and mustard yarn with turquoise accents and white horns
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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the shape of Orville Peck is just wild
screenshot of Orville Peck from his new Drift Away video, he is wearing a white tank top tucked into gorgeous plaid pants, a mask with very long tassels, and a cowboy hat. he is shaped like a Dorito
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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why would you say something so violent
screenshot of an ad for some kind of hair removal system that says TURN OFF HAIR REGROWTH ALL OVER YOUR BODY
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Meme of three spider men pointing at each other
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Happy birthday!!!
blurry screenshot of the ofmd s2 wrap party (I think?) where Rhys is beatboxing and Taika is gazing at him very adoringly photo of Rhys and Taika at the largo, Taika has his arm around Rhys' front and is holding on to him, looking at the camera possessively
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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this is the cutest potato I’ve made so far
Photo of a crocheted puppy with blue safety eyes and a black button nose and floppy ears, the puppy is brown and grey with a white face, taken head on Photo of a crocheted puppy with blue safety eyes and a black button nose and floppy ears, the puppy is brown and grey with a white face, taken from the side Photo of a crocheted puppy with blue safety eyes and a black button nose and floppy ears, the puppy is brown and grey with a white face, taken from the bottom so you can see the white feet
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Remember this
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM