@canderaid.bsky.social
lost my virginity at the DOGE party
Very interesting that there was a big DC police presence in my neighborhood tonight, due — according to the folks on the street — to the fact that there were protesters outside a DOGE party.
When I asked if there had been threats, I got a “there’s always a concern.”
When I asked if there had been threats, I got a “there’s always a concern.”
February 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
lost my virginity at the DOGE party
something that's very telling is that these people never name the non-Kamala candidate they think would have won
February 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
something that's very telling is that these people never name the non-Kamala candidate they think would have won
joked about Elon ODing and woke up to this email. no idea when i'll be able to post on the other site again. free speech is back baby
February 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
joked about Elon ODing and woke up to this email. no idea when i'll be able to post on the other site again. free speech is back baby
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langley is chaos right now since the cia is getting fired so if you see someone posting "therapists are a psyop to carry out capitalist emotional labor alienation but yall aren't ready for that conversation" this week you know they're just doing it for the love of the game
February 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
langley is chaos right now since the cia is getting fired so if you see someone posting "therapists are a psyop to carry out capitalist emotional labor alienation but yall aren't ready for that conversation" this week you know they're just doing it for the love of the game
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i get delivery now and then but i'm sorry the arguments for it were definitively lost when "burrito taxi" was coined. there's no coming back from that. the discourse is forever altered, it can never be reignited
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i get delivery now and then but i'm sorry the arguments for it were definitively lost when "burrito taxi" was coined. there's no coming back from that. the discourse is forever altered, it can never be reignited
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Me and my bros dying at the Battle of Saskatchewan because the price of eggs went up fifty cents
I don’t know, guys, I’m starting to suspect this Panama and Greenland stuff may not have been a one off joke.
December 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Me and my bros dying at the Battle of Saskatchewan because the price of eggs went up fifty cents
can't stress enough how misleading this is to the zoomers. mainstream culture treated gay people like circus freaks, acceptable as entertainment but not in normal life. 'it's gay' was a synonym for 'it sucks' well into the 2000s
As a fellow Gen Xer it also makes me fume when other Gen Xers complain about "the LGBT agenda". Like, my dude, we grew up with Culture Club in heavy rotation on MTV.
a woman with red and pink hair wearing a top hat smiles
ALT: a woman with red and pink hair wearing a top hat smiles
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:15 AM
can't stress enough how misleading this is to the zoomers. mainstream culture treated gay people like circus freaks, acceptable as entertainment but not in normal life. 'it's gay' was a synonym for 'it sucks' well into the 2000s
"Watchfaces these days. They don't glow- they don't glow in the dark. We used to have glow, folks. *hyper-enunciating* Ra-di-um. We had radium. But the liberal democrats, they took it away. They took away our Radium. But in January we're bringing it back folks. We're bringing it back strongly."
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
"Watchfaces these days. They don't glow- they don't glow in the dark. We used to have glow, folks. *hyper-enunciating* Ra-di-um. We had radium. But the liberal democrats, they took it away. They took away our Radium. But in January we're bringing it back folks. We're bringing it back strongly."
the US has has a proud tradition of agnostics and atheists pretending to be Christians for political reasons. but with Trump, he not only doesn't care, he knows so little about Christianity that he's barely able to pretend. press your hands together and look constipated, they seem to like that
Trump transition team planning interfaith prayer service day before his inauguration, where participants can worship alongside Trump & Melania.
Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate $100k to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or raise $200k religionnews.com/2024/12/23/a...
Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate $100k to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or raise $200k religionnews.com/2024/12/23/a...
At Trump’s inauguration, reports of a pay-to-pray
(RNS) — According to a report, you can pray with Trump and Melania. It'll only cost you $100,000.
religionnews.com
December 25, 2024 at 5:55 AM
the US has has a proud tradition of agnostics and atheists pretending to be Christians for political reasons. but with Trump, he not only doesn't care, he knows so little about Christianity that he's barely able to pretend. press your hands together and look constipated, they seem to like that
Bluesky rocks because I can follow a ton of funny posters who on Twitter have blocked me because my hot takes piss them off. It’s like a second lease on life. Still going to piss them off here though
November 22, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Bluesky rocks because I can follow a ton of funny posters who on Twitter have blocked me because my hot takes piss them off. It’s like a second lease on life. Still going to piss them off here though
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At this point, I can barely bother to be mad at Trump himself when every headline is like "CANNY INSIDERS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER THAT DONALD TRUMP NOT THREE MITT ROMNEYS IN A TRENCH COAT."
November 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM
At this point, I can barely bother to be mad at Trump himself when every headline is like "CANNY INSIDERS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER THAT DONALD TRUMP NOT THREE MITT ROMNEYS IN A TRENCH COAT."
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NINTENDO: In Princess Peach Fashion Empire for the first time you’ll see her in a business suit
WHITE MAN: I am become death destroyer of worlds
TRUMP: there are only three rapists in my cabinet. Maybe four
WHITE WOMAN: Money man make groshee less expensive 🤗
WHITE MAN: I am become death destroyer of worlds
TRUMP: there are only three rapists in my cabinet. Maybe four
WHITE WOMAN: Money man make groshee less expensive 🤗
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
NINTENDO: In Princess Peach Fashion Empire for the first time you’ll see her in a business suit
WHITE MAN: I am become death destroyer of worlds
TRUMP: there are only three rapists in my cabinet. Maybe four
WHITE WOMAN: Money man make groshee less expensive 🤗
WHITE MAN: I am become death destroyer of worlds
TRUMP: there are only three rapists in my cabinet. Maybe four
WHITE WOMAN: Money man make groshee less expensive 🤗
The mainstream media doesn’t want men to know about how the allegations against MLK Jr were bullshit.
Democratic strategist: just spitballing here, but what about Civil Rights Age Pervert
November 12, 2024 at 12:36 AM
The mainstream media doesn’t want men to know about how the allegations against MLK Jr were bullshit.
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joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs
November 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs
If anybody’s looking for silver lining, the chances of Trump suffering a fatal stroke while on live TV are dramatically higher now that he is President
November 7, 2024 at 5:17 AM
If anybody’s looking for silver lining, the chances of Trump suffering a fatal stroke while on live TV are dramatically higher now that he is President
It’s funny how lefties built a whole ideology around white racial prejudice being uniquely Racism and that no other form was a meaningful factor in society and then America elected an authoritarian demagogue on the back of a multiracial coalition of big ol racists of every creed, colour and race
November 7, 2024 at 4:19 AM
It’s funny how lefties built a whole ideology around white racial prejudice being uniquely Racism and that no other form was a meaningful factor in society and then America elected an authoritarian demagogue on the back of a multiracial coalition of big ol racists of every creed, colour and race
The lesson of 2024 is that Dems need to be more racist. And the good news is that with more than half of Latino men voting for Trump, it’s gonna be hard for them not to be
November 6, 2024 at 4:03 PM
The lesson of 2024 is that Dems need to be more racist. And the good news is that with more than half of Latino men voting for Trump, it’s gonna be hard for them not to be
I guess we’re doing this again huh
November 6, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I guess we’re doing this again huh
You have been visited by the Sexual Harassment Goblin. You will be disbarred in seven days unless you reply “I’ve come to claim my tits! I’ve come to claim my tits! These are my tits!”
August 4, 2023 at 5:41 PM
You have been visited by the Sexual Harassment Goblin. You will be disbarred in seven days unless you reply “I’ve come to claim my tits! I’ve come to claim my tits! These are my tits!”
Busker doing throwing axe tricks a block away from the street where a tourist gets stabbed to death every other week. No donations so far.
July 31, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Busker doing throwing axe tricks a block away from the street where a tourist gets stabbed to death every other week. No donations so far.
It’s my landlord’s shower and I’ll piss in it as often as I please, tyvm
July 28, 2023 at 1:46 AM
It’s my landlord’s shower and I’ll piss in it as often as I please, tyvm
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Matt and Elizabeth have fallen afoul of the new policy, as they each have it in their username.
July 13, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Matt and Elizabeth have fallen afoul of the new policy, as they each have it in their username.
We here at Bluesky created our microblogging website for two main kinds of people. One is people who liked twitter but wish there were fewer Nazis. The other kind also likes twitter, but wishes their username there could be just the n word written three times in all caps
July 13, 2023 at 4:35 AM
We here at Bluesky created our microblogging website for two main kinds of people. One is people who liked twitter but wish there were fewer Nazis. The other kind also likes twitter, but wishes their username there could be just the n word written three times in all caps