Canaryfeather (now valid) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@canaryfeather.uk
Here for the Norwich
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Pinned
I have learned something that brings me deep joy. My long son (5'7" at 12yo, one of the tallest kids in Y8) has in his friendship group an even taller kid they call Burge. I assumed his name was Burgess or something? No. They don't call him Burge at all, they call him Burj, after the Burj Khalifa.
Misread Pentagon as Paddington and thought I was having a stroke
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
reut.rs
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Misread Pentagon as Paddington and thought I was having a stroke
Josh who?
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Josh who?
Extremely Brenda voice: You're joking! Not another one!
BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
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Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton
trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Extremely Brenda voice: You're joking! Not another one!
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No-one has ever had as much loud fun as Gina Yashere is having in the new Trek
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
No-one has ever had as much loud fun as Gina Yashere is having in the new Trek
I've just heard a labour backbencher say on TV "I want Keith to assemble a government of all the talents in the labour party," and oof, buddy, boy oh boy
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I've just heard a labour backbencher say on TV "I want Keith to assemble a government of all the talents in the labour party," and oof, buddy, boy oh boy
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Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge litel miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, kiosks, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes. Yn the cozye glowe of the far future ther ys onlye WARMTH.
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge litel miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, kiosks, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes. Yn the cozye glowe of the far future ther ys onlye WARMTH.
I should pay attention to things more often. Today I learned KMFDM =/= LMFAO. LMFAO aren't even a KMFDM covers band. Amateurs.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I should pay attention to things more often. Today I learned KMFDM =/= LMFAO. LMFAO aren't even a KMFDM covers band. Amateurs.
I'm glad we've all agreed that tomorrow is the inaugural No Keith Tuesday, the day we don't post about Keith, that thing we all agreed to
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm glad we've all agreed that tomorrow is the inaugural No Keith Tuesday, the day we don't post about Keith, that thing we all agreed to
Fat fingers and autocorrect mogging me daily at this point
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Fat fingers and autocorrect mogging me daily at this point
Have fallen in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Have fallen in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
Have called in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Have called in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
Can someone with a Twitter account do me a favour please? Just see if Marie Tidball MP has posted support for Keith (or anything really about The Events)? Thank you, love you, mwah
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Can someone with a Twitter account do me a favour please? Just see if Marie Tidball MP has posted support for Keith (or anything really about The Events)? Thank you, love you, mwah
Gonna try to make No Keith Tuesdays a thing. On Tuesdays, we don't Keithpost. That would be nice wouldn't it. Rainbows, gaily dancing, etc.
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Gonna try to make No Keith Tuesdays a thing. On Tuesdays, we don't Keithpost. That would be nice wouldn't it. Rainbows, gaily dancing, etc.
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
has he gone yet
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
has he gone yet
Hello and welcome to this pilot episode of Supersoaker Full Of Piss, where every week we fill a supersoaker with piss and find someone to fire it at.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Hello and welcome to this pilot episode of Supersoaker Full Of Piss, where every week we fill a supersoaker with piss and find someone to fire it at.
Lol the chuds went to the trouble of putting on their own notice me senpai rival halftime show and president old man yells at cloud didn't even watch it. Sucks to suck
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Lol the chuds went to the trouble of putting on their own notice me senpai rival halftime show and president old man yells at cloud didn't even watch it. Sucks to suck
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
Had a smashing nap in front of the winter olympics earlier, thoroughly recommend 👌
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Had a smashing nap in front of the winter olympics earlier, thoroughly recommend 👌
Drone camera footage following along behind the downhill skiers is fucking incredible, really gets across the speed which the static cameras just don't
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Drone camera footage following along behind the downhill skiers is fucking incredible, really gets across the speed which the static cameras just don't
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"
*quietly, not wanting to anger the muppethive* wouldn't "two fourth walls" really be a fourth wall and a fifth wall
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
*quietly, not wanting to anger the muppethive* wouldn't "two fourth walls" really be a fourth wall and a fifth wall
jestergooning
February 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
jestergooning
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"this is not a mitigation measure"
"this is not a mitigation measure"
Backs
February 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"