Cazoo
@cazoo.bsky.social
Exiled northerner and terrier fancier.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
Today was a bit naff (to say the least) but pizzas (cut with ✂️) were excellent. Even though there was none left for the hairy boys.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Today was a bit naff (to say the least) but pizzas (cut with ✂️) were excellent. Even though there was none left for the hairy boys.
Morning.
I don't need to tell you it's Friday. Or that it's only another week till payday.
Tea?
I don't need to tell you it's Friday. Or that it's only another week till payday.
Tea?
Shaun The Sheep Thrill GIF
Alt: Shaun The Sheep Thrill GIF
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January 16, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Morning.
I don't need to tell you it's Friday. Or that it's only another week till payday.
Tea?
I don't need to tell you it's Friday. Or that it's only another week till payday.
Tea?
I've got FBI training.
It's tea making. But still.
It's tea making. But still.
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I've got FBI training.
It's tea making. But still.
It's tea making. But still.
Pay for ability aids?
Not me ... no siree!!
Not me ... no siree!!
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Pay for ability aids?
Not me ... no siree!!
Not me ... no siree!!
When this Baileys is finished, then so is Christmas.
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
When this Baileys is finished, then so is Christmas.
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Morning.
Feeling remarkably positive, now I've muted the rest of the world.
Tea?
Feeling remarkably positive, now I've muted the rest of the world.
Tea?
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Morning.
Feeling remarkably positive, now I've muted the rest of the world.
Tea?
Feeling remarkably positive, now I've muted the rest of the world.
Tea?
It's sainsburys fault that I'm a chunky monkey...they keep bringing over ripe banananas 🍌 🍌
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It's sainsburys fault that I'm a chunky monkey...they keep bringing over ripe banananas 🍌 🍌
I thought someone eating a crunchy apple.was the most irritating noise.
Turns out it's someone cracking nuts with a nutcracker!!
Turns out it's someone cracking nuts with a nutcracker!!
January 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I thought someone eating a crunchy apple.was the most irritating noise.
Turns out it's someone cracking nuts with a nutcracker!!
Turns out it's someone cracking nuts with a nutcracker!!
I have lots of pairs of people on Bluesky that I get muddled with. Sometimes it's the name, sometimes it's the little pictures.
Just me being useless?
Just me being useless?
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I have lots of pairs of people on Bluesky that I get muddled with. Sometimes it's the name, sometimes it's the little pictures.
Just me being useless?
Just me being useless?
Sitting in the miracle department with 10 other replacement hips and knees.
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Sitting in the miracle department with 10 other replacement hips and knees.
Just put my own sock on. 🏆
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Just put my own sock on. 🏆
Thick bleach just isn't.
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Thick bleach just isn't.
It's so easy to fall down a stalkery voyage of discovery with the old Internet (yes, me. Right now)
Remember when you could only use the phone book for nosey purposes???
Remember when you could only use the phone book for nosey purposes???
January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It's so easy to fall down a stalkery voyage of discovery with the old Internet (yes, me. Right now)
Remember when you could only use the phone book for nosey purposes???
Remember when you could only use the phone book for nosey purposes???
Oh, Peter Mandelson.
This is making me cringe on a sunday.
ON A SUNDAY!!
This is making me cringe on a sunday.
ON A SUNDAY!!
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Oh, Peter Mandelson.
This is making me cringe on a sunday.
ON A SUNDAY!!
This is making me cringe on a sunday.
ON A SUNDAY!!
News just in...
He said it, not me!!
Obvs.
He said it, not me!!
Obvs.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
News just in...
He said it, not me!!
Obvs.
He said it, not me!!
Obvs.
So Mr C and I are both pretending we dont want a drink because yesterday I said we mustn't drink because we are bored.
A bit like playing chicken really ... who is going to be the first to suggest a medicinal gin and tonic?
A bit like playing chicken really ... who is going to be the first to suggest a medicinal gin and tonic?
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
So Mr C and I are both pretending we dont want a drink because yesterday I said we mustn't drink because we are bored.
A bit like playing chicken really ... who is going to be the first to suggest a medicinal gin and tonic?
A bit like playing chicken really ... who is going to be the first to suggest a medicinal gin and tonic?
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Just finishing the Christmas cheese... 🎄 🧀
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Just finishing the Christmas cheese... 🎄 🧀
Morning!
No hip pain + no booze = decent sleep. Who'd have thunk it?
Tea?
No hip pain + no booze = decent sleep. Who'd have thunk it?
Tea?
a cartoon dog wearing a hat and a collar is standing in the grass .
ALT: a cartoon dog wearing a hat and a collar is standing in the grass .
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January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Morning!
No hip pain + no booze = decent sleep. Who'd have thunk it?
Tea?
No hip pain + no booze = decent sleep. Who'd have thunk it?
Tea?
I cant reply, but I wanted to recommend using those fishing nets on the end of a cane. Day glo colours mean you will never ever be able to catch a fish...unless you're still stalking that unfortunate fish with the "injured" eye...
If I was to take up fishing again how would I go about making sure I would never catch a fish. Knowing my luck, I'd catch loads and get traumatised.
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I cant reply, but I wanted to recommend using those fishing nets on the end of a cane. Day glo colours mean you will never ever be able to catch a fish...unless you're still stalking that unfortunate fish with the "injured" eye...
Nice and bright out and about.
Little Wilfie is starting to look quite old now 😕
Little Wilfie is starting to look quite old now 😕
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Nice and bright out and about.
Little Wilfie is starting to look quite old now 😕
Little Wilfie is starting to look quite old now 😕
Off to a national truss place. Probably with the rest of Berkshire and Hampshire..
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Off to a national truss place. Probably with the rest of Berkshire and Hampshire..