Cazoo
@cazoo.bsky.social
Exiled northerner and terrier fancier.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
Wondering why I'm feeling so anxious and uptight tonight...
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wondering why I'm feeling so anxious and uptight tonight...
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
Tidied up my work emails. Nothing incriminating left behind .... drawers tomorrow!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tidied up my work emails. Nothing incriminating left behind .... drawers tomorrow!!
Morning.
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
a person is putting a cookie into a yorkshire tea mug
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November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Morning.
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
Morning.
How are we all today?
Tea?
How are we all today?
Tea?
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Morning.
How are we all today?
Tea?
How are we all today?
Tea?
And Rosalind Franklin.
AND ROSALIND FRANKLIN!!!
😡😡
AND ROSALIND FRANKLIN!!!
😡😡
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And Rosalind Franklin.
AND ROSALIND FRANKLIN!!!
😡😡
AND ROSALIND FRANKLIN!!!
😡😡
Morning!
Enjoy the weekend, I hope it brings joy and good food.
But first...
Tea?
Enjoy the weekend, I hope it brings joy and good food.
But first...
Tea?
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Morning!
Enjoy the weekend, I hope it brings joy and good food.
But first...
Tea?
Enjoy the weekend, I hope it brings joy and good food.
But first...
Tea?
Everyone is home.
Lovely 😍
Lovely 😍
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Everyone is home.
Lovely 😍
Lovely 😍
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Morning!
One more day of work before we can let our hair down and swing our pants 👖
Tea?
One more day of work before we can let our hair down and swing our pants 👖
Tea?
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November 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Morning!
One more day of work before we can let our hair down and swing our pants 👖
Tea?
One more day of work before we can let our hair down and swing our pants 👖
Tea?
Had some very, very good news today. So that's one person off my worry list for a while 🥰
two minions wearing goggles and overalls are waving their hands in the air .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Had some very, very good news today. So that's one person off my worry list for a while 🥰
Morning.
Jammy toast beckons. But first ..
Tea?
Jammy toast beckons. But first ..
Tea?
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Morning.
Jammy toast beckons. But first ..
Tea?
Jammy toast beckons. But first ..
Tea?
It's been dark since 5pm, but by all means, start setting off your fireworks at 10.30pm
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's been dark since 5pm, but by all means, start setting off your fireworks at 10.30pm
The advert!! It was just on!!
Meta.....
Meta.....
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The advert!! It was just on!!
Meta.....
Meta.....
Mr C says: "anyone fancy a pint tonight?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Mr C says: "anyone fancy a pint tonight?"
Morning!
How are we all doing today?
Tea?
How are we all doing today?
Tea?
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Morning!
How are we all doing today?
Tea?
How are we all doing today?
Tea?
The last two leaves dropped off my tree at work today. One this morning, one this afternoon (no I dont just sit, looking out of the window)
Now that could be a moving Christmas advert.
Not sure what for.
Maybe beer?
Now that could be a moving Christmas advert.
Not sure what for.
Maybe beer?
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The last two leaves dropped off my tree at work today. One this morning, one this afternoon (no I dont just sit, looking out of the window)
Now that could be a moving Christmas advert.
Not sure what for.
Maybe beer?
Now that could be a moving Christmas advert.
Not sure what for.
Maybe beer?
A wobble around the copse is a decent end to the working day.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A wobble around the copse is a decent end to the working day.
Morning.
Tuesday. Let's give it a go. Yesterday was a pile of shit, so onwards and upwards eh?
Tea?
Tuesday. Let's give it a go. Yesterday was a pile of shit, so onwards and upwards eh?
Tea?
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Morning.
Tuesday. Let's give it a go. Yesterday was a pile of shit, so onwards and upwards eh?
Tea?
Tuesday. Let's give it a go. Yesterday was a pile of shit, so onwards and upwards eh?
Tea?
Morning!
Back to work I go, and it looks like a mad one. If I survive till lunchtime I will send a message via a dove.
Tea?
Back to work I go, and it looks like a mad one. If I survive till lunchtime I will send a message via a dove.
Tea?
a cartoon character is flying through the air with an ostrich 's head in its mouth .
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November 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Morning!
Back to work I go, and it looks like a mad one. If I survive till lunchtime I will send a message via a dove.
Tea?
Back to work I go, and it looks like a mad one. If I survive till lunchtime I will send a message via a dove.
Tea?
Why is Fred Dibnah on my telly?
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why is Fred Dibnah on my telly?
Midget Allsorts????
Come on, Maynards Bassetts, these are ridiculous!!
Come on, Maynards Bassetts, these are ridiculous!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Midget Allsorts????
Come on, Maynards Bassetts, these are ridiculous!!
Come on, Maynards Bassetts, these are ridiculous!!
Lovely day at the coast with the lads.
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Lovely day at the coast with the lads.
Morning.
A last day of rest, before we return to Bedlam.
Tea?
A last day of rest, before we return to Bedlam.
Tea?
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Morning.
A last day of rest, before we return to Bedlam.
Tea?
A last day of rest, before we return to Bedlam.
Tea?
There's an advert on telly with a guitar intro which reminds me of another guitar intro from a song I love. What is it?
November 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There's an advert on telly with a guitar intro which reminds me of another guitar intro from a song I love. What is it?