Cazoo
@cazoo.bsky.social
Exiled northerner and terrier fancier.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
Morning!
Getting up is never easy.
Tea?
Getting up is never easy.
Tea?
a cartoon dog is holding a cup of coffee
ALT: a cartoon dog is holding a cup of coffee
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November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Morning!
Getting up is never easy.
Tea?
Getting up is never easy.
Tea?
Was trying to take a selfie in the setting sun tonight, but the sunlight caught every blonde hair on my face and I had the most alarming furry sheen.
#notabeardedlady
#notabeardedlady
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Was trying to take a selfie in the setting sun tonight, but the sunlight caught every blonde hair on my face and I had the most alarming furry sheen.
#notabeardedlady
#notabeardedlady
Woodland walkies before sunset.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Woodland walkies before sunset.
Bin men are late today. Glad I wasn't relying on them for a wake up call!
#bins
#bins
a garbage can that says ' johnson ' on it is on the side of a road
ALT: a garbage can that says ' johnson ' on it is on the side of a road
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November 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Bin men are late today. Glad I wasn't relying on them for a wake up call!
#bins
#bins
Good morning!
Chilly one out there for garden wee wees.
Tea?
Chilly one out there for garden wee wees.
Tea?
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Good morning!
Chilly one out there for garden wee wees.
Tea?
Chilly one out there for garden wee wees.
Tea?
The "10 thing you like" lists I've read today have, on the whole, been made up of family, pets, holidays, countryside and food.
Quite lovely, really, that noone has said diamonds, fracking or murdering goats.
Quite lovely, really, that noone has said diamonds, fracking or murdering goats.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The "10 thing you like" lists I've read today have, on the whole, been made up of family, pets, holidays, countryside and food.
Quite lovely, really, that noone has said diamonds, fracking or murdering goats.
Quite lovely, really, that noone has said diamonds, fracking or murdering goats.
Has everyone already watched Resident Alien?
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Has everyone already watched Resident Alien?
Get to know your mutuals. 10 things you like ...
1. Home, family and friends
2. Coming home to wagging tails
3. Road trips
4. Coastal walks
5. Dogs going bonkers on beaches
6. Gigs with decent guitar bands
7. Art galleries
8. Pub gardens in the sunshine
9. Good food
10. Hugging
1. Home, family and friends
2. Coming home to wagging tails
3. Road trips
4. Coastal walks
5. Dogs going bonkers on beaches
6. Gigs with decent guitar bands
7. Art galleries
8. Pub gardens in the sunshine
9. Good food
10. Hugging
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
1. The smell of pine forests
2. Freshly fallen snow
3. Reading
4. Cuddling up in soft blankets or quilts
5. Road trips
6. Deep tissue massages
7. Dancing
8. Playing board games
9. Canoeing/kayaking
10. Mint chocolate chip ice cream
1. The smell of pine forests
2. Freshly fallen snow
3. Reading
4. Cuddling up in soft blankets or quilts
5. Road trips
6. Deep tissue massages
7. Dancing
8. Playing board games
9. Canoeing/kayaking
10. Mint chocolate chip ice cream
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
1. Reading everything
2. The Sound/scent of Rain
3. Strong coffee
4. The X-files
5. Listening to Music
6. Walking on the beach in the Winter when no one is
7. Fire
8. The first snow of the Winter
9. Cooking
10 Full English Breakfasts
1. Reading everything
2. The Sound/scent of Rain
3. Strong coffee
4. The X-files
5. Listening to Music
6. Walking on the beach in the Winter when no one is
7. Fire
8. The first snow of the Winter
9. Cooking
10 Full English Breakfasts
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Get to know your mutuals. 10 things you like ...
1. Home, family and friends
2. Coming home to wagging tails
3. Road trips
4. Coastal walks
5. Dogs going bonkers on beaches
6. Gigs with decent guitar bands
7. Art galleries
8. Pub gardens in the sunshine
9. Good food
10. Hugging
1. Home, family and friends
2. Coming home to wagging tails
3. Road trips
4. Coastal walks
5. Dogs going bonkers on beaches
6. Gigs with decent guitar bands
7. Art galleries
8. Pub gardens in the sunshine
9. Good food
10. Hugging
Right. The house is clean, it doesn't stink of dog, if you wanted to pop round, I'd recommend coming today.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Right. The house is clean, it doesn't stink of dog, if you wanted to pop round, I'd recommend coming today.
Good morning!
Been in bed 11 hours, and a good few of those I actually slept.
What does the rest of sunday look like?
Tea?
Been in bed 11 hours, and a good few of those I actually slept.
What does the rest of sunday look like?
Tea?
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Good morning!
Been in bed 11 hours, and a good few of those I actually slept.
What does the rest of sunday look like?
Tea?
Been in bed 11 hours, and a good few of those I actually slept.
What does the rest of sunday look like?
Tea?
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Dreadful scenes in Monmouth this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Dreadful scenes in Monmouth this morning.
In other news, this adorable little creature is 22 today. Which makes me feel quite old.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
In other news, this adorable little creature is 22 today. Which makes me feel quite old.
First walk in wellies of the season. Seemed like hard work.
a pair of black boots with yellow crowns on them
ALT: a pair of black boots with yellow crowns on them
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November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
First walk in wellies of the season. Seemed like hard work.
Morning.
Am very much looking forward to a time when I can sleep properly again.
Tea?
Am very much looking forward to a time when I can sleep properly again.
Tea?
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Morning.
Am very much looking forward to a time when I can sleep properly again.
Tea?
Am very much looking forward to a time when I can sleep properly again.
Tea?
Off to bed.
Anyone want to read me a story?
Anyone want to read me a story?
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Off to bed.
Anyone want to read me a story?
Anyone want to read me a story?
Today's Friday meeting.
Any other business?
Cazoo's absence ...?
The elephant in the room has finally been addressed. 🙄
Any other business?
Cazoo's absence ...?
The elephant in the room has finally been addressed. 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Today's Friday meeting.
Any other business?
Cazoo's absence ...?
The elephant in the room has finally been addressed. 🙄
Any other business?
Cazoo's absence ...?
The elephant in the room has finally been addressed. 🙄
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
If you see this, post a bird
Morning!
Thank Crunchie, it's Friday.
Tea?
Thank Crunchie, it's Friday.
Tea?
a cartoon character is clapping his hands in front of a wooden wall
Alt: a cartoon character is clapping his hands in front of a wooden wall
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November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Morning!
Thank Crunchie, it's Friday.
Tea?
Thank Crunchie, it's Friday.
Tea?
Wondering why I'm feeling so anxious and uptight tonight...
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wondering why I'm feeling so anxious and uptight tonight...
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
Realised that pretty much everyone I've spoken to today has moaned at me or just unburdened their stress onto me.
Now I'm worried that makes no grammatical sense.
Off to watch some shit tv.
Morning.
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
a person is putting a cookie into a yorkshire tea mug
ALT: a person is putting a cookie into a yorkshire tea mug
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November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Morning.
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
Thursday is a bit of a squeeze.
Tea?
Morning.
How are we all today?
Tea?
How are we all today?
Tea?
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Morning.
How are we all today?
Tea?
How are we all today?
Tea?