Giovanni Bigface
@rocaffrey.bsky.social
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Giovanni Bigface
@rocaffrey.bsky.social
· Jan 19
President xi jinping just texted me to tell you that you're being very mean right now
Backs
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“nit: use a constant instead of a magic number”
“nit: use a constant instead of a magic number”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Sadly, not aliens."
"Sadly, not aliens."
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Backs
I once got extremely drunk and waxed lyrical to both tim key and nish kumar, they were very patient and kind
One of my academic colleagues looks a bit like Bob Mortimer. One time near our labs I saw him walking towards me and I warmly said Hey Kevin. It was Bob Mortimer.
Please share your very low impact celebrity encounters here.
Please share your very low impact celebrity encounters here.
Fun low level anecdote: I once sat near Peter Mandelson in a theatre but I had a name blank and said rather too loudly ‘ooh look it’s Michael Portillo!’
He was visibly unamused.
He was visibly unamused.
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I once got extremely drunk and waxed lyrical to both tim key and nish kumar, they were very patient and kind
About 15 years ago my then girlfriend's mum accidentally backhanded jack straw in the face
One of my academic colleagues looks a bit like Bob Mortimer. One time near our labs I saw him walking towards me and I warmly said Hey Kevin. It was Bob Mortimer.
Please share your very low impact celebrity encounters here.
Please share your very low impact celebrity encounters here.
Fun low level anecdote: I once sat near Peter Mandelson in a theatre but I had a name blank and said rather too loudly ‘ooh look it’s Michael Portillo!’
He was visibly unamused.
He was visibly unamused.
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
About 15 years ago my then girlfriend's mum accidentally backhanded jack straw in the face
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Er, hello, yes, sorry, hello, we just wanted to remind you that as well as being soft on child abuse and massively corrupt, we’re also extremely racist
Shabana Mahmood defends immigration reforms amid Labour opposition
Around 40 Labour MPs have raised concerns about the impact of the government's proposals.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Er, hello, yes, sorry, hello, we just wanted to remind you that as well as being soft on child abuse and massively corrupt, we’re also extremely racist
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If I was rich I would have a hundred pinball machines and a waterpark in my house, what the fuck is wrong with these freaks?
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
If I was rich I would have a hundred pinball machines and a waterpark in my house, what the fuck is wrong with these freaks?
I watched National Treasure at too impressionable an age and now I can only get off by stealing the declaration of independence
I watched The Room at too impressionable an age and now I can only get off by being torn apart by someone called Lisa
i watched the silence of the lambs at too impressionable an age and now i can only get off with some fava beans and a nice chianti
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I watched National Treasure at too impressionable an age and now I can only get off by stealing the declaration of independence
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
Middle earth shadow of war is an extremely mid game with a great game tool and a banging soundtrack and therefore i have sunk days into it once again
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Middle earth shadow of war is an extremely mid game with a great game tool and a banging soundtrack and therefore i have sunk days into it once again
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first of all, the dollar is made of cotton, which is soft and therefore gay.
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
first of all, the dollar is made of cotton, which is soft and therefore gay.
Gonna go as Samson from the bone temple for Halloween
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Gonna go as Samson from the bone temple for Halloween
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Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
October 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
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“I object to seeing brown people on my street but I will give up this view if graduate requirements are shortened from two years to 18 months” give me a fucking break.
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
“I object to seeing brown people on my street but I will give up this view if graduate requirements are shortened from two years to 18 months” give me a fucking break.
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Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
So by Peter Gabriel is such a stunner of an album. So many nuggets of magic from a transformative time in music production
October 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So by Peter Gabriel is such a stunner of an album. So many nuggets of magic from a transformative time in music production
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I’m glad we can call come together and celebrate the joy in the murder of just an absolute fucking piece of shit
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’m glad we can call come together and celebrate the joy in the murder of just an absolute fucking piece of shit
Hearing labour are ready to announce a new nft
October 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hearing labour are ready to announce a new nft
Please be nice to me
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Please be nice to me
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Trump is dead again. (Sad)
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Trump is dead again. (Sad)
This is basically my politics
CEO is a cunt mate
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is basically my politics
What's this waffle thing should I care
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What's this waffle thing should I care
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You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.