The pollution smells like hammers, Andrew. Like hammers.

Yeah well you can prove anything with facts

There's a little British guy, they say he killed the queen. Did you see this? They say he killed the queen, but that's ok. He's a little guy, hairy little guy, and he killed the queen, but we're going to get him to buy the coal folks, we're going to look into that very strongly.

One of the labellers went pop. I've lost mine too

That's a name I've not heard in so long I forgot that I knew it.

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Last night I had:

"is there blood in my face, and near my eyes?"

"yes darling, there's blood in every bit of your body"

*horrified response, howling, tears*

Explaining gay is so much easier.

Panic Room has got the finest recorded backing vocal in modern music, right towards the end. Such an overlooked band.

It's true! I updated the app and now there are drafts

The Sarah Ferguson pod probably will happen.

What? There's drafts now? Who's got drafts? I've been wanting drafts forever.

That conversation has 1000% happened multiple times. People will think "we can rehabilitate him through the medium of pod," then they talk to him, realise first hand that he's a repellent vacuum of a person, with nothing to say that anyone wants to hear, and then quietly bin the idea off.

I read the bro canon when I was like 18, 19, and that is the right time to be reading that, when you're young and stupid. There's no excuse to be a full grown adult person and pushing Kerouac on other adults. You should have grown out of that by then.

As long as you don't extend that to Polymarket, yes

That's the spirit!