CaliSalvo (He/Him)
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CaliSalvo (He/Him)
@calisalvo.com
Tech guy working in K-12 education. Married, two kids. Born and raised West Coast, lost in the Mid-West for the last two decades.
Hey, @gregdoucette.bsky.social - you always seemed to care about being dapper for court. How would you feel were a judge to start a hearing with this? bsky.app/profile/mari...
Court hearing just started re: DOGE hostile takeover of US Institute of Peace (USIP) and attempt to transfer independent agency’s building deed to GSA.

Judge Beryl Howell says to US attorney: “You’re wearing your jacket today. Nice to see you dressed for court! I notice things like that.”
April 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@britthyoung.bsky.social I came across your wirecutter article about one-handed mechanical keyboards and right-hand Dvorak while researching the topic, and I loved it. But I was wondering if you had ever talked about software support for said keyboards in an article.
March 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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This complaint is both horrific (in the subject it covers) and masterful (in the presentation thereof).

Also, Scarlett is overwhelmingly brave to move forward on this. I wish her whatever peace she is able to find.
February 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
m.youtube.com
January 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’d like to think I’d be Geordi but I’m pretty sure I’d be O’Brien - specifically TNG O’Brien not the cooler DS9 O’Brien.
November 26, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Ooo, I like this very, very much. It’s relevant to today and yet sounds like the Star Trek I loved. And I was a TNG kid, not a TOS one.
November 18, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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You see it, you share it. Them's the rules.
The Other Place had a number of traditions which hopefully will make it over to BlueSky. On an entirely unrelated note, I saw this, and had to share. ☔😄
Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
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November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Not the first 1%, still in the first 2%.
September 17, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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Must always reshare. The rule still applies
What better way to christen bluesy video, than with 60 seconds of Tom Holland's iconic lip sync to Rhianna's Umbrella?
September 12, 2024 at 9:04 AM
After some thought, The Great Gonzo, Sweetums, Statler and Waldorf. Sam the Eagle was up there - especially with everyone else reminding me of him, but I had to go with those three. Animal was also in close contention.
saw a tiktok about how your top three favorite muppets reveal a great deal about your personality and on reflection about my favorites — fozzie, sam the eagle, statler and wardolf (they count as one) — this is absolutely true
August 9, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Finally (finally) listening to @scalzi.com ‘s Starter Villain and a bit freaked out in the first chapter because I have four older half siblings, the youngest of which is 19 years older than me.
June 24, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Ohio has basically defacto banned trans healthcare for adults using a similar strategy to why there was only a handful of abortion clinics in the entire Midwest before the Dobbs decision (TRAP laws)

cis people please repost this so this info doesn't get stuck in the queer social bubble
Breaking: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) bans, by executive order, gender-affirming surgery for minors, effective immediately. The move followed last week's veto of a broader bill. He also announced two proposed rules that will apply to all care, including adults. substack.com/profile/2269...
January 5, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...
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December 29, 2023 at 2:45 AM
IT Gripe: Last night someone phished a bunch of staff at work via sharing a Google Doc to them. This wasn’t a fake share - the email came from Google like shares normally do. Workspace Admin will let me block emails from a specific external account, but not sharing files from a specific account.
November 16, 2023 at 3:44 PM
🛡️ #TrustAndSafetyTycoon

🏆 Won via IPO and left to advise the government

📈 Score: 1947
📏 Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐◾️

▶️ Play Now: trustandsafety.fun
October 18, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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Can you imagine if motivation has a visible gauge like health bars in games?

Jen should cook dinner
🟩🟩🟩🟩

Oops you have no onion for the recipe you were going to make
🟩🟩🟩

And the pot you need is dirty
🟥🟥

You're extremely hungry
🟥
September 7, 2023 at 12:34 AM
I’m so sick of this happening again and again, and this is making me tear up repeatedly since reading it.
The cover of Thursday's The Daily Tar Heel, a striking response by the student-run paper to an on-campus lockdown and killing. (more twitter.com/caitlyn_yaed...)
August 30, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Software joys: three users with common permissions, one can add and edit time entries, one can add but not edit, and the third can edit but not add. Glad I’m just the test dummy and not the one who has to fix it.
July 5, 2023 at 2:44 PM
The 4th of July. Time to spend the afternoon and evening with the part of my family that wants to socialize with me, but drives me nuts. Cook good food on the grill, but then share an awkward dinner of forced conversation. Then wait for the fireworks so the kids don’t miss out.
July 4, 2023 at 11:23 PM