Caleb Roehrig
@calebroehrig.bsky.social
Octuple threat, writer of things, (former) Hollywood trash
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I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney
This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift
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BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
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In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
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I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social
#booksky
#booksky
July 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social
#booksky
#booksky
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I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🤯
We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.
We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.
June 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🤯
We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.
We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.
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Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:
Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.
Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.
June 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:
Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.
Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.
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This is a reference to the iconic,
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!
June 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is a reference to the iconic,
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!
I haven’t eaten at a Wendy’s since they pulled their ads from Ellen’s sitcom after she came out in 1997, and I haven’t used an Uber since they broke the strike line at JFK in 2017. It’s never too late to hold a grudge ☺️
And this is precisely why we say fuck you to Uber
the Uber CEO tells Trump his company supports the MAGA reconciliation bill (that will strip millions of healthcare and food support)
June 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I haven’t eaten at a Wendy’s since they pulled their ads from Ellen’s sitcom after she came out in 1997, and I haven’t used an Uber since they broke the strike line at JFK in 2017. It’s never too late to hold a grudge ☺️
It takes less time to get from Santa Monica to San Diego than it does to downtown
June 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It takes less time to get from Santa Monica to San Diego than it does to downtown
Warming my cold hands on the furious outrage over the Woke Marxist Pope ☺️
May 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Warming my cold hands on the furious outrage over the Woke Marxist Pope ☺️
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
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Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
April 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Imagine having more money, power, and influence than 99% of the planet and using it all to foment violence and discrimination against a tiny minority group. What a soulless use of a privileged life.
April 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Imagine having more money, power, and influence than 99% of the planet and using it all to foment violence and discrimination against a tiny minority group. What a soulless use of a privileged life.
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AHOY, BABE🛟✨ A little commotion for for the cover + synopsis of my next book THE DEAD OF SUMMER, please!!
April 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
AHOY, BABE🛟✨ A little commotion for for the cover + synopsis of my next book THE DEAD OF SUMMER, please!!
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When I was a child, the computers were the ones who would scream when we got online
April 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When I was a child, the computers were the ones who would scream when we got online
Me in Europe, pretending I was born here
April 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me in Europe, pretending I was born here
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
Flying back to Europe today!
March 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Flying back to Europe today!
I moved to Finland in 2011, and cannot recall seeing a single unhoused person there in the past fourteen years
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
March 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I moved to Finland in 2011, and cannot recall seeing a single unhoused person there in the past fourteen years
Everything is terrible EXCEPT the B&N preorder sale! It ends today, but there’s still time to get 25% off the forthcoming paperback edition of TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN! Support LGBTQ+ books while you still can 🥳
Link: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/teach-the-...
Link: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/teach-the-...
February 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Everything is terrible EXCEPT the B&N preorder sale! It ends today, but there’s still time to get 25% off the forthcoming paperback edition of TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN! Support LGBTQ+ books while you still can 🥳
Link: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/teach-the-...
Link: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/teach-the-...
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Teach the Torches to Burn by @calebroehrig.bsky.social was the tonic that I didn’t know I needed – a rich, uplifting and life-affirming queer love story, beautifully read by Max Meyers, whose voice is like honey. Romeo’s first meeting with valentine by the well is heart-fillingly beautiful.
January 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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