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Caitie Bird
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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america's biggest cultural failure is the lack of a widespread "green sauce" to pair with our very respectable yellow, red, and white sauces
September 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Must be weird to be Edmund Pevensie and have to live with the fact that you messed up so bad that Jesus had to die for your sins TWICE
April 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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What is this, a Live song
August 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.
July 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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ME: omg a spider wrote “some pig” in its web

FARMER: yeah that pig is amazing

ME: what no i don’t think you realize how incredible it is that a spider can read and write

FARMER: how bout that pig tho wow
July 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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the reason board game enthusiasts and polyamorists overlap so much is that once you've decided that every social interaction should require reading a twenty-page rulebook you may as well pick up more hobbies with the same theme
July 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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You know how stiff your joints gotta be this morning if you remember THE SNORKS?????
May 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM