Fuckin rocking out

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946

america's biggest cultural failure is the lack of a widespread "green sauce" to pair with our very respectable yellow, red, and white sauces

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

It's Friday night baby

Must be weird to be Edmund Pevensie and have to live with the fact that you messed up so bad that Jesus had to die for your sins TWICE

What is this, a Live song

ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.

ME: omg a spider wrote “some pig” in its web

FARMER: yeah that pig is amazing

ME: what no i don’t think you realize how incredible it is that a spider can read and write

FARMER: how bout that pig tho wow

the reason board game enthusiasts and polyamorists overlap so much is that once you've decided that every social interaction should require reading a twenty-page rulebook you may as well pick up more hobbies with the same theme

You know how stiff your joints gotta be this morning if you remember THE SNORKS?????

Sinners (2025)