Cairo
@cairo-cious.bsky.social
21 and I still hate brussle sprouts. As masc as I can be. I knew bots were taking X the moment women started following me.
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Me: (forced to play Taboo) Enemies to lovers.
Friend: That could be anyone.
Me: Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to—
Friend: Magneto and Professor X?
Me: THANK YOU
Friend: That could be anyone.
Me: Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to—
Friend: Magneto and Professor X?
Me: THANK YOU
January 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me: (forced to play Taboo) Enemies to lovers.
Friend: That could be anyone.
Me: Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to—
Friend: Magneto and Professor X?
Me: THANK YOU
Friend: That could be anyone.
Me: Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to—
Friend: Magneto and Professor X?
Me: THANK YOU
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Usually teach Lord of the Flies at the end of the year but decided to move it up to February because, yeah, I dunno, felt like a good time to explore fascism and masculinity as brutality.
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Usually teach Lord of the Flies at the end of the year but decided to move it up to February because, yeah, I dunno, felt like a good time to explore fascism and masculinity as brutality.
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.
I’m currently working on a new version.
I’m currently working on a new version.
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.
I’m currently working on a new version.
I’m currently working on a new version.
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I'm trying to expand my poses & trying new ones! I'm not sure if this one is a winner but it was fun to do & that's all that really matters.
Being a pro-gamer Barbie needs to stay active to make sure she doesn't cramp up during long gaming sessions!
Being a pro-gamer Barbie needs to stay active to make sure she doesn't cramp up during long gaming sessions!
January 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm trying to expand my poses & trying new ones! I'm not sure if this one is a winner but it was fun to do & that's all that really matters.
Being a pro-gamer Barbie needs to stay active to make sure she doesn't cramp up during long gaming sessions!
Being a pro-gamer Barbie needs to stay active to make sure she doesn't cramp up during long gaming sessions!
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Alestar, shes a silly lil Maine coon kitty 😌🫶🏽 And Laverne’s wife 🩷 #oc #orginalcharacter
January 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Alestar, shes a silly lil Maine coon kitty 😌🫶🏽 And Laverne’s wife 🩷 #oc #orginalcharacter
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Tried to use more vibrant colours than usual.
January 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Tried to use more vibrant colours than usual.
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Pete Hegseth responds that while he has heard and liked some of ASEAN’s songs, he cannot actually recall any of their lyrics.
January 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pete Hegseth responds that while he has heard and liked some of ASEAN’s songs, he cannot actually recall any of their lyrics.
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ah, well. good thing we have infinite time and a climate that is steadfast and unyielding in its resolve to never change, even a little
AI Will Spew Gas Fumes for Years Before the Nuclear Revolution Takes Off
AI Will Spew Gas Fumes for Years Before the Nuclear Revolution Takes Off
Nuclear reactors take a long time to build and Big Tech will use gas power to bridge the gap and meet its energy demands.
gizmodo.com
January 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ah, well. good thing we have infinite time and a climate that is steadfast and unyielding in its resolve to never change, even a little
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Republicans:
everyday i become thinner. blonder. and meaner.
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Republicans:
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January 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Me when the race war happens and I have to kill Taylor Swift
January 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Me when the race war happens and I have to kill Taylor Swift
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
I’ve comissioned a lot of artists to draw me, I think this is one of my favorites.
By @cosmicfizzypop.bsky.social
By @cosmicfizzypop.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I’ve comissioned a lot of artists to draw me, I think this is one of my favorites.
By @cosmicfizzypop.bsky.social
By @cosmicfizzypop.bsky.social