Benji
@cag3d.bsky.social
Auburn sports, Braves baseball
No one has ever accused me of being serious
No one has ever accused me of being serious
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Florida State did not score 24 points against an FBS team last season.
Got 24 in less than three quarters on Alabama.
Got 24 in less than three quarters on Alabama.
August 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Florida State did not score 24 points against an FBS team last season.
Got 24 in less than three quarters on Alabama.
Got 24 in less than three quarters on Alabama.
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The Clemson fans booing the refs right now are just not being honorable
August 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Clemson fans booing the refs right now are just not being honorable
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Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing
August 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing
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Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
August 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
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Bill Connelly projected Northwestern to have the 133rd-best offense out of 136 teams and on their first three plays they fumbled and threw an interception so I think he might have been overselling it
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bill Connelly projected Northwestern to have the 133rd-best offense out of 136 teams and on their first three plays they fumbled and threw an interception so I think he might have been overselling it
ESPNU is doing a sky cam angle only for the Clemson and LSU game and it’s sick
August 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ESPNU is doing a sky cam angle only for the Clemson and LSU game and it’s sick
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We’re gonna be posting this one until 2055
August 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We’re gonna be posting this one until 2055
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(Purchasing the worlds most powerful megaphone)
(Climbing the tallest mountain in the state of Alabama)
(Bellowing at the top of my lungs)
P A W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W L
(Climbing the tallest mountain in the state of Alabama)
(Bellowing at the top of my lungs)
P A W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W L
August 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
(Purchasing the worlds most powerful megaphone)
(Climbing the tallest mountain in the state of Alabama)
(Bellowing at the top of my lungs)
P A W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W L
(Climbing the tallest mountain in the state of Alabama)
(Bellowing at the top of my lungs)
P A W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W L
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tonight is the official start of my 12th full season covering Auburn football
it’s also the sixth with The Auburn Observer
that means I’ve been doing the independent thing as long as anything else combined
thank y’all for letting me do this, let’s ride
it’s also the sixth with The Auburn Observer
that means I’ve been doing the independent thing as long as anything else combined
thank y’all for letting me do this, let’s ride
August 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
tonight is the official start of my 12th full season covering Auburn football
it’s also the sixth with The Auburn Observer
that means I’ve been doing the independent thing as long as anything else combined
thank y’all for letting me do this, let’s ride
it’s also the sixth with The Auburn Observer
that means I’ve been doing the independent thing as long as anything else combined
thank y’all for letting me do this, let’s ride
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Wyatt Hendrickson takes down Gable Steveson to win the national title in the biggest upset in NCAA Wrestling history!
And the ESPN announcers go absolutely bonkers. 🤼♂️🏆🎙️
And the ESPN announcers go absolutely bonkers. 🤼♂️🏆🎙️
March 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wyatt Hendrickson takes down Gable Steveson to win the national title in the biggest upset in NCAA Wrestling history!
And the ESPN announcers go absolutely bonkers. 🤼♂️🏆🎙️
And the ESPN announcers go absolutely bonkers. 🤼♂️🏆🎙️
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Call it by its name: Trumpcession
March 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Call it by its name: Trumpcession
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
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To recap Cam Skattebo’s Peach Bowl
—100+ yards thru 3 quarters, vomiting entering 4th quarter, gets an IV
—throws a 42-yard TD pass on 4th down to make it 24-16
—Next drive catches a 62-yard pass, then runs in the TD, then runs in the 2-point conversion to tie the game
—Has more yards than Texas
—100+ yards thru 3 quarters, vomiting entering 4th quarter, gets an IV
—throws a 42-yard TD pass on 4th down to make it 24-16
—Next drive catches a 62-yard pass, then runs in the TD, then runs in the 2-point conversion to tie the game
—Has more yards than Texas
January 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
To recap Cam Skattebo’s Peach Bowl
—100+ yards thru 3 quarters, vomiting entering 4th quarter, gets an IV
—throws a 42-yard TD pass on 4th down to make it 24-16
—Next drive catches a 62-yard pass, then runs in the TD, then runs in the 2-point conversion to tie the game
—Has more yards than Texas
—100+ yards thru 3 quarters, vomiting entering 4th quarter, gets an IV
—throws a 42-yard TD pass on 4th down to make it 24-16
—Next drive catches a 62-yard pass, then runs in the TD, then runs in the 2-point conversion to tie the game
—Has more yards than Texas
Me normally: Football is a team game, individual performances can’t overcome teams
Me rn: CAM SKATTEBOO IS SINGLY HANDEDLY RUNNING TEXAS OUT IF THE BUILDING
Me rn: CAM SKATTEBOO IS SINGLY HANDEDLY RUNNING TEXAS OUT IF THE BUILDING
January 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Me normally: Football is a team game, individual performances can’t overcome teams
Me rn: CAM SKATTEBOO IS SINGLY HANDEDLY RUNNING TEXAS OUT IF THE BUILDING
Me rn: CAM SKATTEBOO IS SINGLY HANDEDLY RUNNING TEXAS OUT IF THE BUILDING
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MINECRAFT MAN CAM SKATTEBO
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
MINECRAFT MAN CAM SKATTEBO
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Tennessee, Indiana and SMU were all correct choices to make the playoff.
Ohio State, Notre Dame and Penn State are all just really good teams.
Ohio State, Notre Dame and Penn State are all just really good teams.
December 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Tennessee, Indiana and SMU were all correct choices to make the playoff.
Ohio State, Notre Dame and Penn State are all just really good teams.
Ohio State, Notre Dame and Penn State are all just really good teams.
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hotwiring your robot girlfriend and taking her to my chop shop when you go to take a piss at red lobster
December 16, 2024 at 7:39 AM
hotwiring your robot girlfriend and taking her to my chop shop when you go to take a piss at red lobster
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women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic
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Skattebo "A HUMAN WRECKING BALL"
December 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Skattebo "A HUMAN WRECKING BALL"
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For your Heisman consideration:
Ashton Jeanty is up to 2,497 rushing yards, 30 total TDs and 7.25 yards per carry.
He's 131 away from Barry Sanders' single-season official record (353 from unofficial record).
12-1, MW champ, CFP appearance, possible first-round bye, backflip
Ashton Jeanty is up to 2,497 rushing yards, 30 total TDs and 7.25 yards per carry.
He's 131 away from Barry Sanders' single-season official record (353 from unofficial record).
12-1, MW champ, CFP appearance, possible first-round bye, backflip
December 7, 2024 at 4:29 AM
For your Heisman consideration:
Ashton Jeanty is up to 2,497 rushing yards, 30 total TDs and 7.25 yards per carry.
He's 131 away from Barry Sanders' single-season official record (353 from unofficial record).
12-1, MW champ, CFP appearance, possible first-round bye, backflip
Ashton Jeanty is up to 2,497 rushing yards, 30 total TDs and 7.25 yards per carry.
He's 131 away from Barry Sanders' single-season official record (353 from unofficial record).
12-1, MW champ, CFP appearance, possible first-round bye, backflip