Buttthurt
buttthurt.bsky.social
Buttthurt
@buttthurt.bsky.social
Just an almost 30 year old still scrambling to figure things out. Somehow simultaneously at the beginning of the race and finish line.
How am I supposed to finish this lab report knowing that drumpf just totally FUCKED us
June 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Terrorizing people in the restaurant with touch tunes because I had a martini and I have money
March 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Charging up the power blocks tonight, cause Canada has every right to cut our power in retaliation to the tariffs. (P.S., I’m still open to the idea of adoption, Canada. Love, Minnesota)
March 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A LOT of people recommended that I watched The Substance because they thought I would like it when they saw it. Having just watched it, I would like to know more about what people think of me 😂😭
February 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Don’t forget; no matter how far ahead you get, you’re never immune to some of those little stupid mistakes you’ve made catching up to you and tripping you up a little.
February 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
STOP RAW FEEDING!!! Even freeze dried raw is dangerous, as freeze drying does NOT kill viruses. Dry kibble and wet food are okay because they are cooked for longer shelf life. If you have questions or concerns about your current food, ask your vet or email your pet food company.
February 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I got to scream at pro-life protesters that were stood outside of my planned parenthood yesterday. I even circled the block to yell at them some more. It’s just a health clinic location, too, they don’t even perform abortions there lol
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I started an expensive, multi step, AM & PM skin care routines today. Place your bets here on how long I actually stick to it.
February 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
WarioWare: Twisted is one of those games that nobody knows what I’m talking about when I bring it up, but was my favorite GBA game of all time. This is hilarious.
Eternal Wario Hockey is an unlockable air hockey game in WarioWare: Twisted in which Wario never loses. If the player has enough skill and patience to get 500 points, the game will forcibly try to make the player lose by elongating Wario's arms indefinitely.
February 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ye is a disgusting human. BP might be the reason for his behavior but it is NOT an excuse. That man needs to be 5150’d and put on multiple lists, indefinitely.
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The real question is where can I stream the Great American Rescue Bowl and the Puppy Bowl tomorrow?
February 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Minnesota #50501 protest, Live:

www.youtube.com/live/eePE0Ai...
LIVE: Protests at MN State Capitol Against Project 2025
YouTube video by Mercado Media
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Music break…
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s hard to make a post about a first world problem when the country is falling down the ranks at the rate it is, huh?
February 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Me, to Magic 8 Ball: Will I ever be happy?

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January 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Anxiety’s got me feeling a lot like this guy lately. “At night, I lie awake in agony until the heart attacks put me to sleep.”
January 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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me: i want a hen but one that’s not fully corn.

cornish hen salesman: say no more...
January 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Current mood
January 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I miss TikTok, not in an “I’m an addict” way, but in an “I need something to preoccupy my brain every free second until my life is normal again” way. YouTube, Real Housewives, homework, and hobbies are not filling the doomscrolling void.
a green stuffed frog is laying in a red bowl of water .
ALT: a green stuffed frog is laying in a red bowl of water .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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One headline to rule them all
January 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM