In a parallel universe, world famous TV producer PUSSY COUGAR is known for the famed Crime and Chaos series followed by Mobs and Shanghai. #dickwolf #lawandorder

Someone on the internet came after tapas as a scam because of the lack of VOLUME instead of the value in variety, and I took that PERSONALLY.

It's an equal opportussy.

The Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 launch has been a Cyberpunk style disaster.

They ditched the offline single player support and made it online only with a thin client that streams everything from Azure. It has.. not gone well.

lost uhhh chat settings. (PH is probably Paul-Henri Nargeolet, the copilot)

omg this whole exchange.

Lost in the fact that RFK got a worm in his brain from eating too much pork, he also got mercury poisoning from eating too much fish. Ron DeSantis wanted him to run the FDA or CDC.

Since writing this article, I have received messages from angry men, calling me names, telling I’m wrong, & that I’d be begging a man to save me if I was lost in the woods. To recap, there are men are sending me abusive emails to prove they are the safe choice.

So far, no bears have written in.

Now that I've mentioned this, I should share a gift link.

Can’t stress how amazing this feed of all gift links/gift articles shared on Bluesky is. It’s largely the best of the stuff in traditional papers without the bullshit and fluff, shared by people who liked it enough to pay for it.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

adding cybertrucks to the list of things men can't get wet ✍️

gonna frame this comic and put it in my office

“Do not wash the Cybertruck in sunlight…”

Who decided "IANAL" is a good acronym? Can we not say "I am not a lawyer" in a different way?

Take it from someone who knows what every cable is in the cable bin; years later you will need a cable and realize to your horror you've thrown it out thinking you would never need it again--In the dramatic voice of Dr Orpheus: IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

Hah! You can't correct my grammar! She's been dead fer years!

it's 2002. I've just put a sick new skin on winamp and kazaa just finished downloading tool_lateralus_full_album.mp3 and I just got finished watching the new flash animation about counter strike. "uhoh" I hear from ICQ. my HP desktop has about 3000 viruses on it.

Writer's block is a problem of standards.

Lower your standards enough and the words will flow.

Lower...

Lower...

Even more...

Are you almost at word salad? Perfect. Not blocked anymore, are ya?

You can always go back and fix the salad in post.

Living with someone that loves spicy food but has no spice tolerance is wild because it just means that occasionally, there is a man standing in my kitchen sobbing eating hot peppers.