In the absence of anything else he could do to improve his present situation, he set off for the attic to fetch the empty margarine tub, and some peas.

BREAKING: MAGA Governor Ron DeSantis is caught in a jaw-dropping scandal as it's exposed that he funneled $10 million in taxpayer money to his wife's charity, who gave it to dark money groups, who then donated $8.5 million to his minion's PAC.

Auschwitz was not a single camp. It was 40 camps...in Poland.

Hitler sent people to die in foreign prisons without a trial.

Do you get why we call you nazis now?

i used to think having an invisible sword would be cool but now i can't see the point

Poor guy's not even going to remember being the Secretary of Defense

ME: wanna hear a joke

BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what

You'd be a leaker if you drank as much beer as Pete Hegseth too.

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Classy.

Friends, Romans, cunts, it is with a heavy heart that we must show you another horrid old-timey patent. The only thing this gizmo has going for it is it would be a great name for a punk band.

Meet the Rectal Dynamo, patented by James B Wagoner in 1912.

Ask not for whom the butthole dreams, the butthole dreams for thee

doing a story about my buttplug as an anthropomorphic figure - would that would be a self-insert character

Learnt in biology that at its narrowest point the bowel is 3cm, which is clearly too narrow, and at its widest point 9cm, which is clearly too wide.

In my Cinderella story, the fit test is with a glass buttplug, not a slipper.

Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:

Buttplugs