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In the absence of anything else he could do to improve his present situation, he set off for the attic to fetch the empty margarine tub, and some peas.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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BREAKING: MAGA Governor Ron DeSantis is caught in a jaw-dropping scandal as it's exposed that he funneled $10 million in taxpayer money to his wife's charity, who gave it to dark money groups, who then donated $8.5 million to his minion's PAC.
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April 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Auschwitz was not a single camp. It was 40 camps...in Poland.

Hitler sent people to die in foreign prisons without a trial.

Do you get why we call you nazis now?
April 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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i used to think having an invisible sword would be cool but now i can't see the point
April 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Poor guy's not even going to remember being the Secretary of Defense
You'd be a leaker if you drank as much beer as Pete Hegseth too.
April 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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ME: wanna hear a joke

BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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You'd be a leaker if you drank as much beer as Pete Hegseth too.
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Screenshots a pic with alt tag and posts with no alt text.

Classy.
April 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Friends, Romans, cunts, it is with a heavy heart that we must show you another horrid old-timey patent. The only thing this gizmo has going for it is it would be a great name for a punk band.

Meet the Rectal Dynamo, patented by James B Wagoner in 1912.
April 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Ask not for whom the butthole dreams, the butthole dreams for thee
April 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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doing a story about my buttplug as an anthropomorphic figure - would that would be a self-insert character
April 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Learnt in biology that at its narrowest point the bowel is 3cm, which is clearly too narrow, and at its widest point 9cm, which is clearly too wide.
April 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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In my Cinderella story, the fit test is with a glass buttplug, not a slipper.
March 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:

Buttplugs
October 17, 2024 at 5:19 AM