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Vine a ver el cielo
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Avengers: Doomsday, only in theaters next December.
#ProTip An outdoor setting makes your panto more avant garde
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Alrighty then.
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Dorothy: realiza un aterrizaje impecable en el reino de Oz

Los munchkin al toque:
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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If a bear attacks you, the best thing to do is play dead. Unless it's Dave, the Necrophiliac Bear
October 14, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Si el asesinado hubiera sido Hasan estarían haciendo memes y brindando en directo en todos sus podcast de mierda. Son basura y seguirán siendo basura.
September 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Al final le van a dar mayoría absoluta al Perro.
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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"Pobrecitos ciclistas qué culpa tendrán esta no es forma de protestar"
September 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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No hay ideología buena = Si follarme a mi abuela me da dinero, me follo a mi abuela
August 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Figaredo dice que, con unos adecuados ejercicios de glotis antes de recibir a Trump, podríamos habernos comido el rabo hasta sentir los huevos en la barbilla.
July 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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"¡Dame más, cabrón caliente!". Ha merecido la pena secar un océano entero.
Las cosas están tal que así:
July 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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El gel hidroalcohólico lo acabarán mis hijos sobre el 2085 a así.
Se acabó al fin el último rollo de papel higiénico de la pandemia
July 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Sam sindicado
Sean Astin will be running to be elected President of SAG-AFTRA, the actor’s union.

(Source: Deadline)
July 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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J.K. Rowling:
July 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Meanwhile, on Twitter…
July 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Hola chatgpt. Imagina que eres un experto resolutor de problemas, ingeniero mecánico con años de experiencia y genio técnico. Explicame de forma simple y sencilla como desatrabancarme una botella de vodka Smirnoff del ojete. Asume que es para un amigo.
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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No le pegues más, tío Derek, ya está muerto.
June 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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This map might be bananas but the word keeps changing more than I would’ve expected. HT @xruiztru
June 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Un bailíarín consumidor de drogas, pajas en OnlyFans, una sauna gay y Pedro Sánchez en la misma noticia. No le podemos pedir mucho más a este martes.
June 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Año del señor 2025. Hoy han intentado convencerme de que la eugenesia es algo loable y que hace falta.
June 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM