Ferris
buehler.coffee
Ferris
@buehler.coffee
Please send jeepney pics.
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“sToP pOsTiNg AI sLoP!!” replies on my posts are the modern day equivalent of “you weren’t on IRC in the 80s cos mIRC didn’t exist until 1995”
August 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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this is only a fraction of the hummingbirds we get normally
August 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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woke up this morning, my phone looked a little different. In the top left corner it suddenly said “AT&T TURBO.” turns out if you have at&T, go to your account too because they’ve activated a new feature that if you don’t cancel by the end of August, your bill will go up by $7 a month per line
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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it's kind of crazy how there is a pit of acid inside of us that we throw food into
May 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The creator of Vim, Bram Moolenaar, allegedly wrote the entire initial version of Vim using only a magnetized needle and a steady hand to directly manipulate bits on a hard drive. Thus, Vim is pure, made without using any other text editor. #vim
May 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I'm a mixed media artist. I paint on radios. I write ballads about cooking. I do tiktoks on glacial movement.
April 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Bunies can jump between 2 and 14 feet high.Some evolved to jump high as an adaptation to acess banana as a food in the wild.Buns that can jump high can typicly handle the high sugar content in banana.
Warning:This does not work in reverse.Do not feed banana to your bun in atempt to make it jump high
April 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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It is a great day to make up a cardinal and insist they could go all the way to the top. My money is on Spumanti, possibly Tobleroni with an outside chance.
April 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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That’s the average though. Most nights it’s zero, and then once a year or so it’s 365 at once.
April 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I walked in and the lizard was eating the cat’s food. I will never know a moment of peace
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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an american hamburger would be considered such a treat by the humble velociraptor
March 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Bike shadows are pretty.
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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‼️winter reminder‼️
January 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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offended that nobody told me Bernie Sanders pied a CEO
December 14, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Tara Lee Guild, Canadian (1984- ), Tall Cedar, 2020, acrylic on canvas, 152.4 x 91.4 cm, private collection
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Mars will make its closest approach to earth in years in January 2025, and will continue to appear larger in the sky until then when it enters downtown san jose somewhere over chávez plaza
December 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM