Bryan Solano-Reyes
bryansolano-reyes.bsky.social
Bryan Solano-Reyes
@bryansolano-reyes.bsky.social
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The “Loneliness epidemic” is not an epidemic.

It’s patriarchy being ignored by intelligent women refusing to buy into that bullshit.

Let these men die alone.

They could have been better people, they chose not to.

Protect your wombs.
May 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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This edible is devouring me
May 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Presented to incels without further comment
May 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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oh, aggressively would
Just learned there’s a place in Brooklyn called Win Son Bakery that does breakfast sandwiches on scallion pancakes and I’m grunting lustily
May 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
May 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Pineapples on pizza is elite!
April 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I just deleted the other app & I can’t lie it hurt lol.
April 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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i am hearing reports that the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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DID YOU KNOW?

New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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huh...
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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At costplusdrugs.com transparency is non-negotiable.

That’s why we work exclusively with pass-through PBMs, ensuring every dollar goes toward delivering the most transparent & cost-effective pricing possible. Our model eliminates hidden fees & excessive markups — because patients deserve better!
January 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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"You think you're better than everybody!"

No baby. I think WE are better than THIS. All of this.
January 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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no matter what we’re up against, the only way to enter a new year is with blind confidence that we’re gonna kick its ass. team on three.
January 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Anybody with me?
December 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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saying 'prepare to die' a lot less to enemies these days and more as a comforting mantra to myself
December 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Luigi on Ziwe when??????
December 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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a jazz bar called hornpub
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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HE AIN'T NO EATERRRR
December 7, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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People have been so happy on social media the past few days I think it might be the first time UnitedHealthcare has ever helped with mental health
December 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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any of y'all defending billionaires in my mentions: they will never give a single flying fuck about any of us. you will never get within a thousand years of being able to lick their boots. knock it off and stop embarrassing yourself
can't fathom having a billion dollars and not giving 99/100s (or more? 999/1000ths? I don't fuck with math) of it away to causes and people I care about as soon as humanly possible. the only way you could justify hording it is if you don't HAVE causes or people you care about
There’s a lot of discourse about CEOs and billionaires right now. It’s hard to have this convo on TikTok but I think Bluesky can handle it with nuance.

Are all billionaires bad?
December 6, 2024 at 4:39 AM
“Does no one love you?”
“It must be nice having no where to be”
“I’ll slap everyone in here.”
“Thats why your shit is fucked up”
“All the stupid bitches & me came outside today”
What are some phrases you frequently say while driving?

Mine are:
“Why are you on your brakes/Get off your brakes”
“So you can’t use a blinker?!”
“Get over then”
“Please drive/ So you can’t drive!?”
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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According to Spotify Wrapped I’m the top listener this year. Of all music. Most handsome too
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 PM