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I'm a Freakin Leftist Now
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Carl B., he/him
What's it to you what's in my pants, huh, nerd?

GO GIANTS

Yeah it turns out a lotta stuff I did was no good. But I always hated liberals and always gave money to sex workers so y'know, I didn't have to adjust much
Hey just wanted to post uhh, Merry Christmas. And remember that there's a uhh, a lot of people in this world that ain't doin too good. They might be cold, or hungry, or fans of the Chicago Bears. Give em some love this holiday season. Bless
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ey pal. What's this mean, here
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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2:15AM:I finally leave the bar. Fumbling with my keys, I see the lights flash being me and a hand grasps my shoulder.

"Big Louie says he's tired of waiting on his sixty grand, buddy."

"I need a few more days," I plead, "Spermatalooza's gonna hit it big. I know it. Please don't break my balls."
have i ever mentioned on illconceivedpodcast.com how insane natalists are
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That theorem sucks
Theorem:

bsky politics would be much better if people understood that on average, critically reading the NYT keeps you better informed thn non critical consumption of "left" media like bulwark, commondreams, theintercept, meidastouch, etc etc
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If this is what alcohol does for your character, then oh have I got 2.5 grams of dank sticky-icky diplomacy for you, Bill
Who is Talib Kweli?? I’m a pretty big fan of rap and I’ve never heard of him
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
MORE YAKUZA DAWG LET'S FREAKIN GOOOOOOO
new game from Nagoshi Studio
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Yeah, you mean the shit that's still happenin. A lot of people are just gonna be dyin of specifically preventable health causes while all this goes down too
Yes, a much better outcome would have been to keep the government shut down indefinitely while planes fell out of the sky and the economy began to crash, that certainly is a simply scenario that it would be easy to manage
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Would, but rly just to pet the kitty.
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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*desperate for pussy voice* ohhhh yeah I fucking haaaaate capitalism
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Europeans are so fucking racist it’s wild. These people wouldn’t last a day in the US
this dude's utter flameout is *wild*
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I wrote “I’d bet $20 that this chart is showing not when people actually died but when their deaths were **added to the count**, and that a lot of the people shown for 2025 actually died in 2024,” decide to try and find the chart a second time, and lol I win:
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
THIS IS CARL OF AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE AND THIS IS

CARL'S STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY
of the WEEK

Tomorrow. Commanders vs Giants. Look at the Washington boys, they can't keep their legs straight for two freakin minutes. Like I said the other day, lil pipe cleaner legs
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey wait a minute why da hell are people in the freakin UK tryin to lecture the US about its politics again? Anyway this guy got jerked around by a freakin cartoon character so they really ain't sendin their best, hahahahaha
I think people need to vote intelligently for the party that best aligns with there desires and not do a protest vote for a far-right party that they should have done more research about. I know all about voter remorse here in the UK. Putin delivered us Brexit and ruined our economy.
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Don’t use the R word. It isn’t used as a descriptor anymore, and in modern parlance it only serves as a slur.

Just do not use it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We mighta lost our chance at the playoffs. Sure. But if da Giants can't win, every other team's gotta lose, an that somehow makes football more fun for me. I was freakin born to pray on the downfall of these assholes
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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♫ Yakety Sax .mp3 ♫
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I tell ya that GrossPanini guy oughta get off the freakin internet and get laid sometime
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM