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Delicately and Artisanally Crafted, Small Batch Pickles
@happymemeco.bsky.social
Chief Friendship Officer, Meme Analyst - Happy Meme Co.

Flesh and Blood TCG, music/reading enjoyer, flithy casual gamer, recovering hobby farm enthusiast, recovering fundamental Baptist, communist


We've made it all these years, so what's another night?
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"reading the bot explains the bot." You'll have to forgive me, I'm a chronic TCG enjoyer. I can't be expected to read things to understand their effects.
My account is labeled as rude because I posted a "I'm glad Dick Cheney is dead and here's why you should be too" thread. Which we now know someone at Bluesky HQ manually had to read and decide to mark my account as rude because of it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My children know "I'm sorry" are some of the most important words we can say to other people when. But apparently using slurs is okay and good and saying you're sorry when called out is "cult nonsense." According to Will.
cult nonsense. “Recite the words, please”
@whstancil.bsky.social when was the last time, and to whom, you have said any of the following:

“oh, i was wrong”

“my bad, i’m sorry”

“please, teach me”

“thank you for teaching me”

“i am grateful for having this difficult conversation”

“understood i’ll do my best”

“forgive me for my mistakes”
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Indigenous people are asking Will to say he's sorry for using a slur against them. Will is doubling down. How is Will in good faith here?
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Indigenous folks: Hey you used a slur and we didn't like that

Stancil: Saying "sorry" is "cult nonsense."

Just go ahead and go on Joe Rogan already and whine about "the Left" and "cancel culture."
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
It's wild because all you really have to say is "I like the parts of the Declaration that talk about freedom and equality and wish we could drop the racist stuff." But apparently digging yourself into a deeper hole where you deny the FFs committed genocide against Native Americans is easier.
One can accept the realities of genocide committed in North America AND argue that it wasn’t the “intent” of all founding fathers. Have a good day.
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Stancil so against OpSec he's willing to post the entire Op to social media just to prove how against OpSec he is
However my Internal ICE Sources say they’re having a field day outstate, picking up tons of people with zero local opposition. Nightmarish. I can’t believe I’m saying this but come back to Minneapolis where it’s a fair fight
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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The declaration of independence that refers to my people as "mericiless indian savages"... that declaration of independence?
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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wonder what they wrote in that document, oh...

"He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions."
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Why? We have documentation from the Founding Fathers where they speak about BIPOC people as if they're a lesser breed of human or an animal meant to be used and abused. Why would I deny literal reality?
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It's good to bully people who use slurs, actually. Hope this helps!
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Ask a liberal not to use a slur against Native Americans and you just get skeet after skeet about how the left are "children" and "too pure "
The far left uses the rhetorical tricks of children, but thinks they are clever and righteous, instead of actually courageously wrestling with the fact that nobody is perfect, and you have to do the best you can IF you care more about helping people than being more pure than your lefty friends.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
>the rhetorical tactics of children?

To ask people to not use slurs about Native Americans? You definitely are more conservative than me, bucko. Probably more conservative than some members of the GOP if that's your idea of taking it "too far"
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
If you still use slurs it's not "I'm more progressive than you" it's "You're a right wing asshole'
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
What the fuck are you talking about? Even the Dem establishment calls Trump names. You're making absolutely no sense. Especially when the "opposing views" we're making fun of is "I get to call a marginalized people a slur and you're ridiculous to call me out for it."
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Oh.. that’s Will Stancil’s admitting he has an ICE Handler..
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Oh I forgot it was Adam Driver in that movie. I remember liking it as a movie though, but I don't remember much about it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
>to declare me persona non grata

How many times has that phrase been used by people who appear on Joe Rogan's podcast to complain that they're being "cancelled" for a right wing reactionary take about "wokeism" before writing a book and starting their own podcast?
But I know exactly why these people think I’m a racist: because they desperately want a reason to declare me persona non grata and have searched my incredibly voluminous post history until they found a fake transgression they could pin on me
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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gotta prove you're an adult to use discord but not to fuck the President of the United States
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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I'm convinced he's a fed now. Jesus fucking christ. He's a danger to people.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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“New victories pour in daily” is one of wildest phrases I’ve ever read in my life, genuinely groundbreaking shit
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I think it's this weird obsession with productivity Capitalism has given us. Like yeah, obviously don't be high 24/7. Take care of your kids, take care of yourself, etc. But like, I'm not a bad person for taking half an edible and watching shit TV for half an hour to detox before bed.
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Seems pretty funny. Got a good chuckle out of me and I voted for the man.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Wahhh, somebody made fun of my favorite rich old white man! Won't anyone think of the rich old white men? Haven't they suffered enough?!?!?
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM