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Delicately and Artisanally Crafted, Small Batch Pickles
@happymemeco.bsky.social
Chief Friendship Officer, Meme Analyst - Happy Meme Co.

Flesh and Blood TCG, music/reading enjoyer, flithy casual gamer, recovering hobby farm enthusiast, recovering fundamental Baptist, communist


We've made it all these years, so what's another night?
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"reading the bot explains the bot." You'll have to forgive me, I'm a chronic TCG enjoyer. I can't be expected to read things to understand their effects.
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes incels
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
No, no. We met last night and had a consensus to do the thing where the ritual and the singing and such and we were gonna skip Thursday. Skip, you were there. How much did you fucking drink, bro?
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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The Democrats need to remove this shit from their party.
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"Listen guys, you seem to all be worried that Clinton and Trump *didn't* want to rape children. Well worry no more, I'm here to tell you that out of a genuine sense of comradery they did want to rape those children and Epstein didn't blackmail them! Problem solved!"
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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"It's important to make a distinction between a guy sharing his underaged sexual abuse victims with people out of a genuine sense of friendship, and a guy sharing his underaged sexual abuse victims with people for personal gain." - Will Stancil
make sure to only protest CORRECTLY. also, i have insider sources at ice. also, epstein was NOT part of any conspiracy or intelligence network. i'm just a normal guy btw. not a fed. calling me a fed is actually an incitement to violence.
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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holy shit. this is literally the strategy steve bannon was trying to use to rehabilitate epstein.
make sure to only protest CORRECTLY. also, i have insider sources at ice. also, epstein was NOT part of any conspiracy or intelligence network. i'm just a normal guy btw. not a fed. calling me a fed is actually an incitement to violence.
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
He wasn't in a conspiracy, he just used underage women to get to places where he didn't belong and then used that power to cover up things behind him so he'd get away with it. Which is somehow not a conspiracy, even though I just described a conspiracy.
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Just jealous he's left out of the game. That's very Will, yeah
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Okay, but they're still involved in a conspiracy together to hide this stuff. Like you do understand that's what people are upset at, right? Like yes they liked going to his island, that's why they went and then Epstein used that to get stuff and it was all hidden. That's a conspiracy.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
With such people to partner with as influential and helpful as old fishlips here, it's a wonder leftists aren't nicer
It’s very weird to see people care so much about a cause and then completely kneecap themselves by biting at anyone who would also care about that cause (but in a slightly different way)
February 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Leftism and capitalism are fundamentally misaligned, yeah. This is just not understanding leftism lol
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Even if you accept this premise as true, doesn't Epstein's use of underaged girls to get him to open doors to where he didn't belong *still* put him into an elites conspiracy to hide that from the public for the protection of those elites? Like he's just describing a conspiracy.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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make sure to only protest CORRECTLY. also, i have insider sources at ice. also, epstein was NOT part of any conspiracy or intelligence network. i'm just a normal guy btw. not a fed. calling me a fed is actually an incitement to violence.
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
And we're in the middle of another COLD, ICED SIX PACK OF ROCK. So shit down and SHADUP! No commercial breaks, no BULLSHIT, no nagging! Grab you another brewskie, BITCH boy, because we're going HARD for the next TWENTY MINUTES with NONSTOP CLASSICS and maybe a new one if you're not a LITTLE BABY F-
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Daily reminder to drink your water, mind your business, stop giving a fuck what people think of you and play all the videogames you can while you have the time and energy to. ❤️😊🔥👍🏻
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
This also presents the falsity that the right ever dropped the climate change argument AND also that AI isn't increasing the problems of climate change on its own. The comparison just really doesn't work at all, in any way.
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
If you don't believe in one billions suffer and die until the planet burns humans all away and if you don't believe in the other how will you ever get a silly photo of Wonder Woman with seven fingers and a missing ear in a T-shirt that says "I love Iron Man?"
I feel we are in a similar situation to climate change and those on the left need to do what they told those on the right. Let's say climate change wasn't real and we switched to clean energy. Okay, great. Let's say AI isn't real and we do UBI and M4A anyway. Okay, great.

Let's do the good things.
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Except Climate Change is about us all not wanting to boil alive and we never asked them to pretend. Especially since AI is now increasing the rate at which climate change will kill us all. So this is a bit of a false comparison since the right still doesn't believe in clean energy.
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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Minnesota is still under attack.

Federal thugs swarmed Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis. Witnesses report tear gas used on students and staff. At least two school employees were handcuffed. Video evidence is circulating. DHS is denying it happened 🤬

Schools should be safe havens!
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I shall have to watch the whole series ten times this weekend in penance
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
At first I thought you were calling Shrek a flamboyant Pinocchio and was like "I mean, I guess that's true" before I realized that Pinocchio was in those movies.
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
As a person with autism, I fucking *hate* when people do this shit because they often don't even have autism so stfu, and also I have a horrid time reading facial expressions and I still know it's creepy and weird to record people without consent. Having autism doesn't mean you're stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM