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Ryan
@theryanbell.bsky.social
Thought follower. Substack beggar.
What you're missing on Twitter.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Women on Hinge love banter.

Can't get enough of the stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
These primaries are about to go insane
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hillary Duff picked a weird day for that countdown.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I wanna see the melt downs. I wanna see them crying.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Okay. I'm so fucking stupid.

But I only watched The Wire for the first time a few months ago. And I was this moment's years old when I learned Wallace was played by Micheal B Jordan.

I did not know this. I watched the show and I was unaware of this fact.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A bunch of people you've never heard of did blackface for attention.

That's what you're missing on X.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Fuck
Go Blue Jays, btw
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Go Blue Jays, btw
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Nw:
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Someone just hit me with the "how do you pronounce your name, again?"

You ain't slick
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just learned about a guy from my hometown who claims aliens are contacting him for the purpose of whispering winning lottery numbers.
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
*in regards to something that makes no money and everyone hates*

It's here to stay! Get used to it or risk falling behind!
October 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Halfway through my 15 hour workday.

Pray for me
October 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The purpose of this lie isn't to make us believe it. They want us to not trust official stories on shootings so they can control the narrative.
September 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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i think its actually awesome that the bestselling books right now are all like, hermione/draco fanfics with the serials filed off because it lets those of us who are mid writers console ourselves with the fantasy that we too could get $30,000,000 option deals if only we were willing to stoop so low
September 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
September 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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does anyone feel a bit insane by the entire state of the world
September 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
All things being equal, it's nice we don't have to hear from him again.
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Looking healthy!
September 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Well well well, looks like that idiot isn't so useful now
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"No shooter. His neck just did that."
This is unreal
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM