Oh man. Coming back here reminded me that one dude exists
May 10, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Oh man. Coming back here reminded me that one dude exists
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 10, 2024 at 1:00 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
March 3, 2024 at 1:38 PM
We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
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What a coincidence. My kink is being loved unconditionally.
May 8, 2024 at 10:35 PM
What a coincidence. My kink is being loved unconditionally.
I’m too tired right now. I’ll be funny tomorrow
September 27, 2023 at 1:25 AM
I’m too tired right now. I’ll be funny tomorrow
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go ahead and curl up in the gutter for a minute. see it's not so bad
September 27, 2023 at 12:23 AM
go ahead and curl up in the gutter for a minute. see it's not so bad
Didn’t post my birthday selfie here yet so here’s my face or whatever
September 27, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Didn’t post my birthday selfie here yet so here’s my face or whatever
Keep forgetting I have an account here, logging in
September 27, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Keep forgetting I have an account here, logging in
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WOMEN ARE SHARING THE EXACT MOMENTS THEY REALISED THEIR PARTNERS REALLY LOVED THEM. MEANWHILE I HAVE BUILT THIS SACRIFICIAL ALTAR AROUND THE DECOMPOSING HEAD OF A RAM.
September 19, 2023 at 1:27 PM
WOMEN ARE SHARING THE EXACT MOMENTS THEY REALISED THEIR PARTNERS REALLY LOVED THEM. MEANWHILE I HAVE BUILT THIS SACRIFICIAL ALTAR AROUND THE DECOMPOSING HEAD OF A RAM.
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Me, seeing any average white guy walk into Applebees: There he is!
September 19, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Me, seeing any average white guy walk into Applebees: There he is!
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Twitter feels like you’re standing on the deck right after the ship hit the iceberg.
September 19, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Twitter feels like you’re standing on the deck right after the ship hit the iceberg.
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*entering a traveling carnival*
I feel my fifth marriage coming on tonight.
I feel my fifth marriage coming on tonight.
September 19, 2023 at 2:35 PM
*entering a traveling carnival*
I feel my fifth marriage coming on tonight.
I feel my fifth marriage coming on tonight.
I’m not saying “reskeet”
September 19, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I’m not saying “reskeet”
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HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date
ME: kill?
HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect
ME: we are talking out loud
ME: kill?
HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect
ME: we are talking out loud
August 28, 2023 at 9:15 PM
HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date
ME: kill?
HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect
ME: we are talking out loud
ME: kill?
HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect
ME: we are talking out loud
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I don't look behind anymore when I reverse my car. Whatever happens, happens.
September 19, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I don't look behind anymore when I reverse my car. Whatever happens, happens.
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Girl, he's not a "homebody," he's on house arrest.
September 19, 2023 at 9:46 AM
Girl, he's not a "homebody," he's on house arrest.
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Haven’t been here in 22 days wassup
September 19, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Haven’t been here in 22 days wassup
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Saved $120 using coupons today at the grocery store which means groceries can be at least $120 less than they are without hurting the company. This shit is dumb. Just let people afford to eat without jumping through hoops.
August 28, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Saved $120 using coupons today at the grocery store which means groceries can be at least $120 less than they are without hurting the company. This shit is dumb. Just let people afford to eat without jumping through hoops.