JustElliot
@justelliot2.bsky.social
At least 3 of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me.
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I see Twitter is continuing its Elon induced death spiral
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I see Twitter is continuing its Elon induced death spiral
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If an octopus is making fun of you, it’s a mocktopus.
March 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If an octopus is making fun of you, it’s a mocktopus.
I was going to give an in depth dissertation on politics and world affairs but then I realized I don’t understand any of it.
February 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I was going to give an in depth dissertation on politics and world affairs but then I realized I don’t understand any of it.
Haven’t been paying too much attention lately. Anything big going on in the news?
January 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Haven’t been paying too much attention lately. Anything big going on in the news?
You know this platform is gaining steam as soon as the sexbots arrived
January 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You know this platform is gaining steam as soon as the sexbots arrived
If you think you’re better than me…there’s a good chance you’re right
December 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
If you think you’re better than me…there’s a good chance you’re right
When I look at America I think to myself “Welp, we had a good run!”
December 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM
When I look at America I think to myself “Welp, we had a good run!”
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WebMD just told me to stop being a little bitch :(
December 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
WebMD just told me to stop being a little bitch :(
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*watching porn*
oh man that’s gonna give her an infection
oh man that’s gonna give her an infection
December 10, 2024 at 2:54 AM
*watching porn*
oh man that’s gonna give her an infection
oh man that’s gonna give her an infection
May your shelves remain elfless
December 7, 2024 at 11:01 PM
May your shelves remain elfless
I’m going to eat turkey again today, idgaf
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I’m going to eat turkey again today, idgaf
“Hey, let’s not sexualize Thanksgiv…”
I see I am too late
I see I am too late
November 28, 2024 at 7:04 PM
“Hey, let’s not sexualize Thanksgiv…”
I see I am too late
I see I am too late
Does every day over here have a specific theme or do we not do that here?
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Does every day over here have a specific theme or do we not do that here?
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There is no ‘x’ is espresso. Stop it right now.
November 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
There is no ‘x’ is espresso. Stop it right now.
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Soooooo many bad options to choose from!
November 22, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Soooooo many bad options to choose from!
Seems like there are way more faces I recognize here than there used to be.
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Seems like there are way more faces I recognize here than there used to be.
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Here TC stands for Tasteful Concubine
November 15, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Here TC stands for Tasteful Concubine
So…have we figure this all out yet?
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM
So…have we figure this all out yet?
Wow, it only took one week after the election for Trump to take his first loss.
November 13, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Wow, it only took one week after the election for Trump to take his first loss.
So, what have I missed over here?
May 26, 2024 at 7:25 PM
So, what have I missed over here?
I keep forgetting about this place
December 10, 2023 at 10:11 PM
I keep forgetting about this place
Let’s all celebrate our collective mediocrity today!
October 11, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Let’s all celebrate our collective mediocrity today!