BrobertBreadman
@brobertbreadman.bsky.social
Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am.
Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire is the start of a novel with all the usual cyberpunk trappings (extreme wealth gaps, gritty overcrowded cities, aggressive targeted advertising, late capitalism death spiral, etc), except none of the cool sci-fi tech actually works
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire is the start of a novel with all the usual cyberpunk trappings (extreme wealth gaps, gritty overcrowded cities, aggressive targeted advertising, late capitalism death spiral, etc), except none of the cool sci-fi tech actually works
Who plays Sean Dunn in the movie version? My vote is Tim Robinson
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Who plays Sean Dunn in the movie version? My vote is Tim Robinson
To honor Dick Cheney, Mamdani should shoot a guy and then make him apologize for it
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
To honor Dick Cheney, Mamdani should shoot a guy and then make him apologize for it
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November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Dick Cheney was a FATHER. He was a HUSBAND. What kind of monster would cackle ablut how he's being flayed alive by demons in a replica of an Abu Ghraib torture cell for all eternity while the angels sing and rejoice above just because he "violated the geneva convention" and "killed a million people"
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Dick Cheney was a FATHER. He was a HUSBAND. What kind of monster would cackle ablut how he's being flayed alive by demons in a replica of an Abu Ghraib torture cell for all eternity while the angels sing and rejoice above just because he "violated the geneva convention" and "killed a million people"
I swear to fuck, if you went to the scavenger hunt or whatever but don’t actually show up to vote, I am coming up there and will drown you in the Hudson
i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV
Voter turnout surges in NYC mayor’s race, with Boomers and Gen X leading the charge
The data so far is good news for independent candidate Andrew Cuomo, a political scientist said.
gothamist.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I swear to fuck, if you went to the scavenger hunt or whatever but don’t actually show up to vote, I am coming up there and will drown you in the Hudson
*ahem* IT IS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET, FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF WITH CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
*ahem* IT IS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET, FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF WITH CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
I am immediately suspicious of anyone who claims to believe a person who says “I had no idea the nazi tattoo I’ve had on my body for twenty years was bad.” Like, no, you don’t. And the fact that you are pretending to means you want to stuff me in an oven.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I am immediately suspicious of anyone who claims to believe a person who says “I had no idea the nazi tattoo I’ve had on my body for twenty years was bad.” Like, no, you don’t. And the fact that you are pretending to means you want to stuff me in an oven.
This skeet reached directly into my soul
how is iced coffee from dunkin simultaneously so disgusting and so life-giving
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This skeet reached directly into my soul
I love that if we make it through this, there’s going to have to be a section in future history textbooks about the role of inflatable frog costumes in the regime’s collapse
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love that if we make it through this, there’s going to have to be a section in future history textbooks about the role of inflatable frog costumes in the regime’s collapse
One of my absolute non-negotiable in the next presidential primary will be a promise to post of video of themselves shitting on a cybertruck
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
One of my absolute non-negotiable in the next presidential primary will be a promise to post of video of themselves shitting on a cybertruck
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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
We can’t have Prince Andrew anymore, because of woke
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We can’t have Prince Andrew anymore, because of woke
Say what you want about Bluesky, it’s the only place on the internet where “Indigenous Peoples Day” can beat out “Taylor Swift” in trending topics
October 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Say what you want about Bluesky, it’s the only place on the internet where “Indigenous Peoples Day” can beat out “Taylor Swift” in trending topics
There should be seperate waiting rooms for people who want to watch videos on their phone with the sound on. And those waiting rooms should be on the sun.
October 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There should be seperate waiting rooms for people who want to watch videos on their phone with the sound on. And those waiting rooms should be on the sun.
This is so goddamn insane.
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.
We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This is so goddamn insane.
How is it, that all the way in the year 2025, there are people who will call you and try to read an email to you over the phone rather than just hitting forward?
October 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How is it, that all the way in the year 2025, there are people who will call you and try to read an email to you over the phone rather than just hitting forward?
So I know people who take off work but don’t fast, which I respect. What I do, though, is fast and NOT take off work, which is objectively wrong and dumb
October 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
So I know people who take off work but don’t fast, which I respect. What I do, though, is fast and NOT take off work, which is objectively wrong and dumb
How quickly can someone find me a Rabbi willing to tell me coffee is fine?
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
How quickly can someone find me a Rabbi willing to tell me coffee is fine?
We all know Trump is just mad because “burning down the North Precinct”polled better than he did with every demographic, in every corner of the country, right?
September 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We all know Trump is just mad because “burning down the North Precinct”polled better than he did with every demographic, in every corner of the country, right?
This just in from the “holy fucking shitfuck, not the fuck today with this shit” department
JD Vance is now using the term "blood libel" to describe criticism of ICE, saying, "The Democrats and the media — because they so hate the idea of a real border — are engaging in a kind of blood libel against ICE agents."
Somewhere, our ancestors wept.
Somewhere, our ancestors wept.
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This just in from the “holy fucking shitfuck, not the fuck today with this shit” department
Now that tech companies are introducing AI powered live-translation devices, a feature of all cyberpunk should be people having just really weird conversations
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Now that tech companies are introducing AI powered live-translation devices, a feature of all cyberpunk should be people having just really weird conversations
I hope this email finds you raptured
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hope this email finds you raptured
Now that your MAGA neighbor is swearing off Tylenol, you should buy them the shittiest, sweetest bottle of red wine you can find. The next morning would be a good time for your first tuba lesson, but it'll have to be early. You still need to get to work.
September 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Now that your MAGA neighbor is swearing off Tylenol, you should buy them the shittiest, sweetest bottle of red wine you can find. The next morning would be a good time for your first tuba lesson, but it'll have to be early. You still need to get to work.
They don’t make a hybrid Crosstrek
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They don’t make a hybrid Crosstrek