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BrobertBreadman
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Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am.

Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
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No. Nooo.
Roadside sign for Spirit Christmas
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Hawk landing in a birdbath. It’s wings are outstretched
August 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hawk in the birdbath!
August 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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My neighbor put the sign with the caution tape up as a warning, and I couldn’t resist
Pole stuck in the grass along a sidewalk. There is a sign on red construction paper that reads “Bees!” At the top of the pole, with two pieces of yellow caution tape streaming from it. Below that sign is a printed out screenshot of Gob from Arrested Development yelling “Bees?”
August 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Black and white photograph of Rodney Dangerfield
July 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Hell yeah, Go Phils!
Fortune cookie fortune that reads “Your heart will be full of love in October”
June 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I just don’t have the heart to give her the bad news about her new best friend
All black cat laying on her side (on a cat bed shaped like a banana), cuddling a plastic dog skeleton Halloween decoration
June 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I do not support the Phillies decision to just let Milwaukee use a tee instead of having a traditional pitcher
Baseball scorecard that shows Milwaukee at 17 runs to the Phillies’ 2, at the bottom of the 8th
May 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I want to believe the NYT did this on purpose
Screenshot of two New York Times Opinion page headlines. The first reads “If You Want Welfare, You Must Work, by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Mehmet Oz, Brooke Rollins, and Scott Turner. The next reads “We’re Experts in Fascism. We’re Leaving the U.S., by Marci Shore, Timothy Snyder, and Jason Stanley
May 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Thank you, August Spies!
A stack of pizzas on an office kitchen counter
May 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Happy 4/20!
All black cat, half in a box. She is rolled over on her back, showing tummy. She is covered in catnip and high as shit.
April 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The burning house dog cartoon meme, with the caption "We are Currently Clean on Opsec"
March 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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My sling comes with a stress ball
A left arm in a black sling. A red stress ball is attached to it with Velcro
March 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Choose Abortion, Life Kills!
A white billboard held up by wooden planks in a field. It is meant to read “Choose Life, Abortion Kills!” But the positioning of it makes it appear to say “Choose Abortion, Life Kills!”. The lettering is black stencil except for the word “Kills!”, which is red
March 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I saved this one for a special occasion that I’m sure is going to come up soon
Luigi Mangione in court, wearing the hell out of a green sweater and bullet proof vest. He is looking toward the camera, with one eyebrow raised
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A hearty "Great work!" for doing it, and an even heartier "SHUT THE FUCK UP" for saying it out loud
Screenshot of NJ Governor Murphy in a suit, standing in front of a podium. Headline above reads "Gov. Murphy suggests he's housing an undocumented immigrant. 'Good luck to the feds' to 'get her.'"
February 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Hey, so, update. Don’t do this.
Torso with right arm in a sling. The torso belongs to a silly man who didn’t realize shoulders just popping out isn’t normal, and continuing to strain the muscles is going to lead to a worse time
February 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Thanks for sharing.
Screenshot of email headers sent to the "snitch out people who aren't racist" email address. The Subjects are "Massive DEI ring at ICE!", "Massive DEI Ring at Border Patrol", "Massive DEI Ring at DOGE", and "Stephen Miller is secret DEI Spy!" The bodies of these emails are all synopses of Golden Girls episodes
January 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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She heard we were watching The Birds
Black car sitting attentively on the back of a couch arm. About a foot away, the Eagles game is playing on a flatscreen tv
January 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Boooooooo!
Positive COVID test
December 26, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Latkes, Motherfuckers!
Two baking sheets, each with 15 perfectly golden brown potato latkes. They are still warm, and the pure deliciousness and expert craftsmanship is apparent
December 25, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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“Stuck in place by sleeping cat” level: critical. Please send egg sandwich
Human arm underneath a black and white domestic longhair cat. The cat’s front and back legs are both wrapped around the arm
December 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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This is just silly
Screenshot of the Bluesky profile of a person impersonating Jeff Bezos. They have 20 followers
December 1, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Someone discovered the warm air coming out of the vents
Black and white cat laying contentedly in front of an air vent. She is looking directly in to the camera, as if bothered that it’s operator is disturbing a quiet nap
November 26, 2024 at 12:43 PM